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“Man, I really thought I was gonna make it in this time, but maybe I just don’t have what it takes,” said He Who Commanded the Light to Shine from the Darkness, adding that He knew His math wasn’t the best, but that He always thought if He took the IQ assessment enough times, He would eventually receive the score of 132 necessary for admittance to Mensa.
“Actually, you know what? Fuck them. I thought Mensa might be a nice group of people to hang around with, but if this is the way they’re going to be, then forget it. I don’t want to be friends with a bunch of smug assholes. And if they like ridiculously strict admission requirements, well, I’ve got one of my own for them: Nobody in Mensa gets into heaven. How do you like that, you elitist pricks?”
According to heavenly sources, God’s disappointment was assuaged somewhat when He reminded Himself that He already belonged to some perfectly good civic organizations and that next Thursday Mitch Albom would be speaking at Rotary Club.
3 comments:
132 is a low bar... unless you're black or chicano.
99% of this backward town does not know who Mitch Albom is!
Why dazzle them with heady, Big City bullshit?
The FBI should investigate Brownsville Police Chief Felix Sauceda from his relationship with the Brownsville Police Union President that had a close connection with a subject that was arrested by the Fed's for Terrorist activity.
But yet the Brownsville Police Chief Felix Sauceda not only knew of the involvement he even got involved With a business venture with the Union President. Then gave him a promotion and assigned him to the gym Monday-Friday 8am-4pm...what a waste of tax payer money!!!
Then gives a female who was caught taking her family in a unmarked City vehicle for a out of town trip to Austin...
Then gave her the same assignment in the gym..
Chief Felix Sauceda's long time and close friend and Compare Joe Salinas arrested by the DEA.. Chief Sauceda was frequently seen having lunch with Joe Salinas on and off duty.
Hiring Officers that had been fired, promoting some of the fired officers that have been arrested for DWI assigning one Officer that had been Arrested for DWI to INTERNAL Affairs!!!
RE HIRING officers that have been arrested for Theft and Lying...
Giving out AWARDS to OFFICERS that have USEd FORCE against Suspects!
The Improprieties go on and on...
Yet the City Manager Noe Bernal does absolutely nothing...
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