Tuesday, December 14, 2021

A FEW WELL-PLACED HITS COULD NET REPUBLICANS MIDTERMS

La Cebolla

WASHINGTON—Noting the razor-thin leads that could be overcome with a minimal amount of bloodshed, pundits confirmed Tuesday that all the GOP needed to take the House of Representatives in 2022 was for a few key assassinations to break their way. 

“We’re seeing a number of races across the country with vulnerable Democratic incumbents who could be taken down with nothing more than a standard rifle,” said Meet The Press host Chuck Todd, confirming that Republicans could feel optimistic about delivering the House to Kevin McCarthy if they could just eke out a few gun-toting psychopaths in purple districts. 

“There’s a lot of anger at President Biden’s agenda right now, and if Republicans are canny, they can exploit that by funding local members on the ground who can translate cash into murdering their political opponents.” 

Todd cautioned that if Democrats weren’t careful, being sprayed by a volley of bullets could lead to significant disarray within the party.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...



Republicans are evil and anti-American.

fact.

Anonymous said...

Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert’s husband did jail time for "lewd exposure" in a bowling alley.

Couple were 86'd from Colorado bowling alley in 2004 after Jayson Boebert exposed himself to two young women and did jail time.

Republicans are evil.

Anonymous said...



Okay survey -


Loose tummy or soft ass?



(both widely available in Brownsville)





Anonymous said...

It’s gonna be a bloodbath for the Marxists currently attempting to kill this nation...Potato-Head Biden’s cronies will scurry for cover like the ratas they are!

Anonymous said...


Former Israeli Prime Minister Rips 'Pathetic' Trump For Fury Over Recognition Of Biden Win


Trump's attack on Benjamin Netanyahu for congratulating the president-elect is "absolutely crazy; he is a pathetic man,” said Ehud Olmert.

(no shit)


Anonymous said...

One word for this President and administration: FAILURE

Anonymous said...

An Election Conspiracy Theorist Responsible for Circulating Batshit Coup PowerPoint Spoke Several Times with Meadows and the Trump White House: Report

He also briefed Republican lawmakers on the presentation the night before the January 6 Capitol riot.

Anonymous said...

Fox News has no FCC license. Fox News does not “broadcast” over the broadcast spectrum. NBC does, CBS does, ABC does, PBS does — but not Fox News. There is no “license” to revoke. The FCC does not in any way have any control or regulation over Fox News.

Fox News is a Cable and Satellite entertainment network, which is carried by some cable TV and satellite services in the United States of America. It is not “broadcast.” Nobody regulates it. There are no “rules.” It is no different than HBO, or The Home Shopping Network, or Adult Swim, or VH-1, or MTV, or Hustler TV, or Penthouse TV.

Fox News — (which is never news) — has the legal right to program anything they wish — in the United States. This is legal, in the United States. This is not legal in Canada (Fox News was denied a license, there, because Canada’s laws are a bit more sensible). This is not legal in the United Kingdom (Fox News was removed overnight from Sky, and denied a license, there, because the laws in the United Kingdom are a bit more sensible).

Fox News is not news.

That is really all that you need to understand.

Anonymous said...

Biden still has a whole year of giveaways to the leeches who vote for him while the rest of us pay for it. Democrats will be fine.

Anonymous said...

Brownsville Police Chief Felix Sauceda-Bernal Asks Santa 🎅 for his X-mas wish!
1. A set of Balls!
#worstchiefever.

Anonymous said...



Republicans want Trump 2024...so they are working to infiltrate the USA with fake news, fake residents....for what? To do evil things.

Yes, Republicans are bringing people to live in areas where Democrats live to control the election.

This is how a great nation will go down. From within.
It is up to the real Americans to stop this nonsense.

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Anonymous said...

If Fox news isn't news then neither is CNN. The local and network news programs are just a diaper for DemocRats. They cover their ass and pick up their shit.

Anonymous said...

para el idiotat en December 15, 2021 at 6:46 PM

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Anonymous said...

December 14, 2021 at 4:16 PM, December 16, 2021 at 7:39 AM,December 15, 2021 at 6:46 PM, December 15, 2021 at 5:42 AM,

NEWS TO LOS PENDEJETES LISTED ABOVE TRUMP LOST TRUMP LOST
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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

December 14, 2021 at 2:19 PM
and they all love russia, traitor all of them

rita