Sunday, February 13, 2022

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY AT SOUTHWINDS; PORRAS AND BREWS


Got L.A. Rams
Cinci Bengals
Porra numbers and gambles
We got new guys
Tambien Lupita
Ex-mayor Pat alegando
And the karaoke crooners trying to be stars
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, Love Southwinds Bar

Forget the Cowboys
Forget those fuckers
Mistake-ridden fools and suckers

Sam the cow farmer
Mark selling numbers
Linda's botana on the burner
And vets lying about their battles and the war
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, Love the Southwinds Bar

Shit eatin' grin on my face
No esta muy far
Vente as you are
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, Love the Southwinds Bar

It's Super Bowl Sunday
We've got your chair
High-backed bar stools
Lovers and fools
Y muchas, muchas babes
I've even seen Miss Kitty emerge from her kitchen-cave

There's door prizes
Botana surprises
We might even have a drunk dance on the bar
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Love the Southwinds Bar

And we like it here, 'cause no vivimos far
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, Love the Southwinds Bar
(Yes I do)

I like my drink
It makes me think
And I like my little Sancha,
My baby doll,
Love to take her to the Southwinds
And to 14th Street congalitos on a whim

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
At the back of  the Burger King
Shit eatin' grin on my face...
No esta muy far
Vente as you are
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, Love the Southwinds Bar

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Y el DA con sus mamadas, can't crack any case and chases after drunk drivers, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm gotta love those bars hmmm hmmm hmmmm get me outta here, don't like 2 day old coffee, don't like 4 day old pan de dulce. hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, don't like this place, my eyes are popping out, my ears are ringing, my head is splitting wide open aay, aay, aay thank god this happens once a year...

Anonymous said...

MEXICANS selling their FOOD STAMPS, I.e. Lone Star card for Los Numeros...it’s the barrio way!

Anonymous said...

Puras viejas congaleras!

Anonymous said...

February 13, 2022 at 11:24 AM

Idiota maybe your guey pendejo...
pinche coco lambiscon

Anonymous said...

Why were all the performers holding their groin? Even the female performers. Que pasa? Next year's bowl will be call the super groin bowl..

Anonymous said...

23 - 20 RAMS del el a viva mejico cabrones!!!!

Anonymous said...

Breaking News! El half coco transgender dumpster rat will be spending valentine's Day in Delaware with poop pants Biden! Ya deja de mamarle la verga a Trump, y mamarle a tu viejito vegetal! Trump Lost! Trump Lost! Trump Lost! Idiota! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

February 14, 2022 at 2:46 PM

I D I O T A !

Anonymous said...

@12:01🖕

Anonymous said...

Southwinds Bar, it's not a FIVE star BAR but has the best free POPCORN and COMPANY in town!!! Drinks are great, beer is cold, and the service is great cuz Mrs. Kitty quickly takes charge when things are not to par!!! Say no more, this place is my favorite bar!!!

rita