La CebollaAlabama: Must show proof of Republican Party registration in order to cast a ballot
Alaska: Voters forced to swim upstream to polling place
Arizona: Voters must chug and successfully flip their cup onto the table before a member of opposing party does in order for their ballot to count
Arkansas: Haven’t bothered with elections since Bill Clinton
California: Residents willing to pay $300 per day to receive voting line fast pass
Colorado: Steep slopes, bumps, and tree hazards directly in front of polling places
Connecticut: Jacket required
Delaware: No one lives here
Florida: No good place to set down daiquiris within five miles of most polling location
Georgia: Minorities deterred from voting by ominous banjo sound
Hawaii: Voting turnout greatly diminished by the enigmatic draw of the ocean calling on residents to leave the voting lines and ride the waves
Idaho: In recognition of those such as undocumented immigrants, felons, the homeless, and others who are deprived of their right to have a democratic say in their lives, everyone from Idaho collectively abstains from voting in every election
Illinois: Monetary bribes must be postmarked on or before election day
Indiana: Signature on ballots must match God’s
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Kentucky: Slowest voters to arrive at polling place euthanized with shotgun
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Michigan: No laws, though a few guys are going to show up with guns and an American flag attached to a sword
Texas: Voters must finish a 72-ounce T-bone in under an hour for their vote to count
Wyoming: Must show two forms of shotgun
To see all state suppression laws, click on link:
20 comments:
I'll stand in line for 5 hours to vote for Ruben Cortez!
No fucking ex-farmworker tells me what to do. You hear that, Montoya?
ja ja ja
White Republicans are running scared, fearing even their own shadows.
ha ha ha ha ha
pussies.
They can't win without cheating!!!
In Texas they are install road blocks to voting places and joining them are the DEA, BP, CIA, Immigration, citizenship dept, Homeland security, customs, executive office of Imm, naturalization and CCSO of course....
JUST TO VOTE - thank the racist republicans for that and the lapdog governor bud abbott and lou costello...
Once, when I went to vote in the Republican primary in Harlingen, this pura india prieta said she couldn't find my name on the voter list. Picked up my phone and told her that I had the FBI on speed dial. She pretended to look again and found it. The gringo voter personnel there chuckled with approval. It goes both ways amigos.
No one votes in this town, so it's neither here nor there.
Somos una comunidad de pendejos.
You demoquacks are funny! You demoquacks must really love paying more for everything? And all because of a President with balls and not lacking brain cells like Brandon. You demoquacks have to show an ID for everything else and have no problem with it? But, you resist a Picture Voter ID card? Yes, we show a picture ID when we vote BUT that doesn't assure that the person voting is legit? Mexico has picture voter ID cards, which really doesn't mean anything but that country is so corrupted.
But, demoquacks have always loved corruption!
I stood in line for about 2 1/2 hrs the second day of early voting at the city library. LONG LINE. I didn't care; not a fan of Biden, but I voted for him just to get rid of "the apprentice". All the problems Biden is facing today were brought up by the obstructionists who are still kissing the ring of 45. I don't care standing double that time; NO MORE "apprentices".
10:12 am. Dumbass.
Do not vote for Ruben Cortez.
Got to love a farmer.
I plow your mom. Then, you were born.
This is just stupid
February 5, 2022 at 11:58 AM
A pale mulato cockroach european tried to so the same scam but in browntown not kkk town. Here nothing like that works racist republicans just don't get it pendejos idiotas...
KKK city had its usual first sat pulga it was full of piojos blancos they never learn bola de babosos
Buncha lying Demorats!!
February 5, 2022 at 10:12 AM
Most judges and elected officials take pride and tell everybody they worked as farm labors with the exception of YOU. Must be a rich gringo or a wanna be gringo/coco.
REPULSIVECANS REPUBLIJOTON REPULIKKKAN REPTIICAN REPUTOCATION RETARDICAN or simply KKK.
Funny how all of you “democrats” think that your leadership is out there to help you. A bunch of pandering, double talk fools who will rape you as soon as they get the chance. Republicans aren’t that great either, just grandstanding against what the commies (Democrats) are doing. Open your eyes and vote for individuals, not puro pinche palanca!!
February 6, 2022 at 5:48 PM
PENDEJO PALANCA VOTING WAS ELIMINATED BY THE RACIST REPUBLICANS ESTUPIDO! MORON retard. (MR) idiota
…And no chewing gum on line!
How come Jonathan Gracia has received, we all know he shouldn’t, lots of money from the Texas for Lawsuit Reform PAC and no one has said anything. Check Jonathan Gracia’s Financial Report!
tlrpac.org gave money to Jonathan Gracia
Juanathon coco
In KKK city everybody is a republican democrats have to go to sanbene to vote. realllllyyy willie....
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