TREY BEFORE STATE OF THE CITY...
...TREY AFTER
And I almost got $280,000 from the Brownsville Community Improvement Corporation (BCIC) – whose members I appointed – to fix them up, but those pesky bloggers found out and we got caught and had to return the cash saying that the applications were filed prematurely by my partner Ramiro Gonzalez. Unfortunately, being a city employee precluded him from applying for the cash. “We Seen Our Opportunities and we Took ’Em.”
So it was sort of like getting caught shoplifting. We just returned the stuff and that was it. There's Ram, as we call him, at the city's head table. Unfortunately, he had to resign from his director of Government and Community Affairs, his $82,992 gig. He is seated at the same table as our city manager Noel Bernal, who pulls down a $225,000 salary. Yeah, we be sweet!
As a responsible, law-abiding elected official, I – like any other citizen – sent my Brownsville Police Department Storm Troopers after cultural terrorist Rebekah Hinojosa for defacing a $20,000 mural painted by an outside artist and paid by my BFF Elon Musk. The goons broke into the miscreant's lair, grabbed her half naked, arrested her and trundled her off to the hoosegow where she got a taste of Brownsville justice. Let that be a warning to any other graffiti insurgents! I didn't do that with the ones who defaced the George Floyd mural because, well, who cares? It wasn't Elon's, you know?
Who cares about potholes, flooding, a dead downtown, the homeless, a dirty city, and trash collector trucks splashing hydraulic fluid all over the city? We have our sights set on Mars, not on poverty rates and other boring stuff. I said that Elon is Brownsville's biggest private employer even though SpaceX isn't even within the city limits and 71 percent of the workers there are from around the Valley. But why nitpick? It's a feel-good phrase and the raza will eat it up.
So what if the people lost their beach? They got a rocket testing site and a space junkyard. But he has good intentions.
Just like the 12 launches a year that Elon promised when he got his subsidies from the state and good ol' Browntown, the poorest community in the USA. Subsidizing a billionaire? Yeah, just like former Mayor Martinez was trying to do with the oil-and-gas rich UT System. As if they needed any handouts.
If you didn't have the $50 bucks to join us in this banquet, well, tough! God said that "the poor will always be with us," so what you gonna do? Bless Da Lawd and pass me the medium-rare steak! We be good with Da Man, and our financial state is damn cushy. Have a good one and enjoy the grub!
37 comments:
State of the city, what a joke. We know that most public officials are there only to benefit personally along their friends owning and running restaurants that are exempt from complying with city health inspections and compliance. Forget about fixing potholes and drainage issues but these bozos got all downtown streets repaved due to their businesses being located downtown. Last but not least, they're exempt from paying property taxes in their personal homes due to the Historical designation bullshit. Brownsville will never move forward due to so much corruption within.
Juan Mendez wears oversized shoes. Why?
as if.
vato presumido. la tiene mas chica que El Blimp!
ja ja ja ja
Thought I saw County Commissioner Joey "Lazy" Lopez at the HEB on Paredes Line Road by Ruben Torres. Him and an old fucker, skinny-legged anglo who walked like a dying slob.
Is that El Jerry? He lives over that way.
ja ja ja
Kinda read Lazy Lopez's lips as he was talking with El jerry. Believe he said he is AGAINST the new arena.
Trey is the Unfortunate Mexican.
he wishes to be something else, but that's all he is and will ever be - a mexican.
c/s
On the first picture there is no wad of franklins in his right pocket, on the second picture you can clearly see a big wad of bills (franklins), was muskies on the backstage?
Racist Republican dies -
former U.S. Senator Orrin Hatch of Utah dead at 88.
Is it illegal to flash high beams to signal other cars? If police see you doing so, is it a valid pretext for a traffic stop?
In the USA it has always been universally known that flashing your high beams briefly at an oncoming vehicle is to indicate to the oncoming vehicle that their lights may be on high beam and are blindingly distractive. The other use can be during any hour of the day on a multilane road where one is driving at a slower rate of speed in the higher speed or passing lane. The vehicle following the slower moving vehicle will quickly two to three times in quick succession flash their high beams hoping the slower moving vehicle is paying attention and glancing from time to time in their rearview mirror and see the flashing high beam lights and realize that they are moving slower than other vehicles and signal a turn to switch lanes to the right. That is the intended use of flashing the high beams, but it’s not always successful.
Another use that I failed to mention is and someone reminded me of that fact and that I commonly use and that is when traveling on a multi-lane highway and an 18 wheeler truck or any big rig of any length or an RV passes you and then signals that they want to turn into the lane that you are in. When the back of their rig clears safely in front of your vehicle a common courtesy is to flash your high beams a couple of times in quick succession tells the big rig it’s clear for them to pull in front of you and they most generally will blink their clearance lights a couple of quick blinks to thank you for the signal.
April 24, 2022 at 9:30 AM
Maybe muskies can pick up the medical bill to turn este guey white. Jackson turned himself white but he had the dough.
Trey Méndez shame on you rat
Wow! That's what a room full of rats looks like.
I trust a Mojado before a Politician any day of the week!
10:33 am.
10-4
April 24, 2022 at 12:07 PM
son los mismos cacaguates
Why would the City of Brownsville need to hire a talent coordinator for a cool $112,000 a year!Wth Brownsville you all are getting taken a ride on the money train straight to Bernal's bank Account..Time to say good bye to the Fool..Before he rapes Brownsville for more $$$.
His stance and high-and-mighty lift of the chin look, reminds me of the
time our kids in junior high would approach another vato and say, "Pues, que?"
and the other would follow with "Pues que" until they punched each other.
"Pues que?" He always has that smirk smile and neck goes back when looking at someone, but I guess it is because he is shorter than anyone else, including
Commissioner Gowen, la chisquidad.
Brownsville P.D. Stormtroopers? GTFOH. Mamon.
Pinche enano culero!
Looks like a hamburger at 50 bucks?
Solo gente fea hay en este pueblo. Utta. Arréglense un tantito por el amor de cristo.
Are the two WALKER people related?
How can they both work for the city
They think there winner's with there fake personalities lol.I thought they got rid of that bald fatty sitting next to the
El moco city manager.
'Cause absolutely nothing's changed
Jessica La Space X looks HOT!!!!!
April 24, 2022 at 12:07 PM
Aren't half of the elected officials here MOJADOS? Hillbillys think so, and I believe them. Is that why they use gringo names?
El Rata Bernal just stealing from the city of Brownsville...
The Citizens of Brownsville Texas are not stupid they know right from wrong and when garbage like OUR Mayor starts charging $50 dollars for a City meeting ...WE are in deep shit.
RAM THE SCAM DOENST GIVE A DAMN
ask ruben obell why he didnt go to law school.
ask him who his family is in sinaloa.
ask him.
He just saw a blogger walking in and he's thinking 'did he pay the fifty bucks'.
Wow!! Helen Ramirez is old.
April 25, 2022 at 9:50 PM
Y fea, need some plastic, please.
PINCHE OJETE!
THIS DIRT BAG MAYOR WANT TO LIFT TITLE 42....YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! HE WANTS ALL OF THESE ILLEGALS IN OUR CITY WHAT A DIRT BAG AND A BIDEN SUCH ASSSSSS....VOTE THIS CORUPTED MAYOR OUT OF OFFICE!!!!! HE IS HERE ONLY TO LINE HIS POCKET ON THE EXPENSE OF THE TAXPAYER PEOPLE....HE COULD CARE LESS OF THE PEOPLE OF THE CITY!!!!
WOW, is that Helen really, WOW, pobre Juanito.
Well, maybe she does a good job? si senooooooor
His camote muskies wore those shoes at la fraude. the other night y el enano se los pidio. pinche pediche mamon.
FBI...
La Joya residents sentenced for fraud schemes..
mayor using seat for financial gain.. mmmmmm sounds familiar.....
Post a Comment