Thursday, April 7, 2022

WHAT? ARE GAS PRICES SKYROCKETING AGAIN? NOT!!!!

(Ed.'s Note: Before you hit the ceiling and start blaming Biden – or Putin – please realize that it was just a prank pulled off by one of our naughty readers. They sent us this photo of the sign that apparently showed regular gasoline at $8.80 and premium at $8.88. After receiving the picture, he sent a second email a few minutes later saying it was all a joke and that the sign was on a closed Stripes store and the pumps weren't even working. Whew! We hope this is not prophetic. Let's cross our fingers.)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's go drinking!


Anonymous said...

Bird flu's grisly question: How to kill millions of poultry

Just ask ese pendejo hillbilly coco wanna be white baboso. He's been doing that all his life but with RATAS. yuuuuk.

Anonymous said...

Gas companies are burning the candle on both sides and cannot lose with the help from Joe Blow Biden. Making money has never been so easy for the petrol people. Now Joe Blow Biden wants to buy oil from 40 acres and a mule Obama friends, Iran and Venezuela, what a socialist president we have. Feed the dogs that bite you Biden.

Anonymous said...

Let's go Brandon!

Anonymous said...

THIS IS TEMPORARILY...WATCH PRICES GO UP AGAIN!!!!

Anonymous said...

THANK THE BLUE DEMORATS..FOR THESE PRICES AT THE GAS PUMP!!!!

Anonymous said...

Red-ass racist republicans are inventing a new gass called rr.22 and will soon be available near your HEB store. Ass soon as they get all the red-ass racist republicans together and fart into a million gallon gas tank. It will run all motorized vehicles. It will sell for 10 cents a gallon. It will be smelly, but will work, as long as there are red-ass racist republicans....

Anonymous said...

When will the new gas rr.22 be available? I really don't care about the smell.

Anonymous said...

Red ass racist republicans playing with puttin traitors

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