Tuesday, May 24, 2022

BERNAL A FINALIST FOR ADAMS COUNTY, CO. MANAGER


Special to El Rrun-Rrun

Noel Bernal came to Brownsville in December 2018 and now, with his selection as one of two finalists for Adams County, Colorado, manager, has apparently been eyeing greener pastures in the Rockies for some time now.

He will need a new wardrobe stipend from Adams County , of course, because it tends to get a bit cold in the Rockies. And while he's at it, he might – if he gets the job– take his overpaid underachiever cadre of assistant city managers who together pull in close to $1 million a year in salaries.
Still, the the Texas City Management Association named him Administrator of the Year in recognition of his "significant contributions" to local government management over the past 18 months. However, he and his former Information and Marketing Director – who already flew the coop – were good sloganeers with their "Total Alignment" mantra that they credit with making the city prosper and bloom. Huh? Where? 

Add in the close to $1 million in consultants who actually do the job they're supposed to do and we could realize a real savings from their departure. We wish him the best of luck and that he gets the job.

44 comments:

guy said...

Bernal has done a fine job. wish him the best.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance!!! Can't leave fast enough.

Anonymous said...

Montoya, you brown-ass nitwit, it's not Bernal's fault he gets hired. City of Brownsville commission is to blame and no one else.

I applaud the kid.

Like school superintendents, the job of city manager is an onward and upward journey. Are you that daft?

Criticize the hiring practices, although I'm sure commissioners know that city managers will come and go. Only you look at things so fucking provincially, and if that's the Brownsville Way, well, that's why you suck as a city.


(No me vengan a chingar, porque traigo ganchos de sobra.)

Anonymous said...

Rough graphic.

But then, Brownsville is just a collection of fucking ingrates.

(City Commission approves those city manager & staff salaries, Montoya. You write as if Bernal did it on his own. Lame.)

Go, Noel!


Anonymous said...

Sayonara, good bye and aloha Mr. cool arrow, but i dont think you will get hired dude. prende la vela de st jude, maybe have a chance then.

Anonymous said...

Ya me vo y no volvere. we all knew that brownsville was just another stepping stone for Mr. Conjunto Bernal, buenoo te vas por tu cuenta. adios paloma

Anonymous said...

Just keep paying these outsiders like Bernal 300 thousand a year so they can be eating tax payer money looking for more money! He has outsourced everything he should have been doing for his salary. Bunch of bozos

Anonymous said...

Lastima que se vaya a ir Bernal. We need a city manager con huevos! Alguien que sabe como hacer las cosas? I have some recommendations: Charlie Cabler!

Anonymous said...

Fuck Bernal and the whole COB management and city commissioners

Anonymous said...

Administrator of the year, what a joke. Recently, Bernal was interviewed by a local TV channel regarding the installation of new parking meters downtown. What Bernal failed to mention wad the fact the he and his entire staff including the HR director park their personal cars on metered parking spots daily taking away revenue from city coffers. All of these abusers have a "permit " displayed on their dashboard exempting them from paying their fair share. Great example of "Total Alignment" which is nothing but Total bullshit.

Anonymous said...

From a tax payer and not un camote tuyo idiota, conjunto bernal. LEAVE, YOU DID NOTHING HERE EXCEPT GET RICH. YOU WILL DO WELL AMONGST THE GRINGOS PINCHE MAMON COCO. THAT IS UNTIL THEY CATCH YOUR MAMADAS. THE GRINGOS WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL. VETE!!!!! PINCHE MAMON.

Anonymous said...



Charlie Cabler died last year, no? Heard that on La Catorce.

Anonymous said...

Another rat jumps ship and that is good but bad at the time. Now the city commissioners will get Another bozo from the valley or China to suck as money as he can from Brownsville. This new head rat will Hire a fleet of women to be the head secretary with an assistant secretary times 6. Rats will make more rats for Brownsville.

Anonymous said...

leave now the citizens will escort your ass to the nearest city limits VETE PINCHE GUEY.

Anonymous said...

Glad he's leaving, the only thing he accomplished was to give jobs to his friends and eliminated many employee benefits. Nothing but overinflated salaries among himself and his entire staff not counting the many "Consultants " he hired costing taxpayers millions of dollars for something that Bernal and his five assistants supposed to do.

Anonymous said...

I am sending in my resume of Bernal. To that city.

Anonymous said...

11:16 am. Aplacate.
Tengo huevos con pelos, y Chile que pica.
Toma güey.

Anonymous said...

Oh It is in Colorado, no way will he get the job.
They are too rich for him. And, they know a lazy person when they see one.

Anonymous said...

Now we know Bernal wants out. Please, pay him to leave.

Anonymous said...

Adams County, if you’re listening, Bernal will be a perfect fit for you. He is brilliant. Please, please, please hire this man. The City of Brownsville will be forever in your debt.

Anonymous said...

So, does this mean that he will be taking his whole circus with him? Helen and everyone else... I wish them the best and may our Lord Christ bless all they did.

Anonymous said...

Take all of your assistant managers with you.

Anonymous said...

Oh he's gonna fit in perfectly up there lol the anglos are not going to be easily bullshitted like our dunbass commissioners.

Anonymous said...

Bernal trying to work for rich corporate people. Not going to happen. He would not be able to hire his own people and get away with it, like he did in Brownsville. Commerce Colorado will make tacos out of you and send you packing back to Trey Mendez. He would be fired. You will see. You cannot fire and hire
You need to fix the problem, as a manager.

Anonymous said...

May 24, 2022 at 11:30 AM

Idiota he lobbied for raises and to hire his cronis pendejo...

Anonymous said...

Guy is a joke...5 assistant City Managers costing the Citizens of Brownsville almost a million dollars in salary.!!! .. That's why Bernal has defunded the Police Department cutting pay, benefits and personnel.. Bernal who has been running the police department since he hired a unqualified and incompetent Chief of Police Felix Sauceda. BERNAL has more assistant managers than he has PATROL OFFICERS OUT ON THE STREETS AT ONE TIME and has ordered Chief Sauceda not hire overtime,ordered Sauceda to purchase very used and worthless out dated 2008 Ford Crown Victorias police cars from a city he (Bernal) use to work at....
Police Officers are leaving in unheard of numbers along with Both of his Commander's have fled the Department in horror,knowing that the Department is sinking fast.
With favoritism, inequity and selective discipline coming straight out of Chief Sauceda's office and Chief Sauceda's willingness to just bend over to City Manager Bernal and take it up the A** has left his employees shaking their heads.
Terrible management by Bernal and Sauceda!

Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree more Bernal has raped the Citizens of Brownsville and the city Commissioners have let this occur...

Anonymous said...

Bernal should take his assistant James Walker with him so Walker can stop ripping off taxpayers by getting a $550 monthly car allowance but using a city truck each and every day to conduct city business. Pinche rata de dos patas.

Anonymous said...

@ May 24,2022 at 11:30 am

I don't know about what raises you're talking about, but the regular wokers (non-civil) don't make shit to even make an decent living. Consultants were hired again to see if they should get a cost of living increase. The commissioners should look into that. City employees are leaving in droves.

Anonymous said...

Make no mistake that City Manager Bernal has taken the Citizens of Brownsville along with then City Commission for a ride!
As you know Bernal has ambitious plans NOT for the City of Brownsville but for himself of Course. With the knowledge that Brownsville is a little City and in order to advance you must have supervised at least 5 Assistant Managers to even get your foot in the door!
Anyone who has spent anytime around the guy will tell you his true feelings about the City of Brownsville, Mayor and City Commissioners. He has often been heard talking negatively about his department heads. SAYING HIS IS ALWAYS THE smartest guy in the room..Good Riddance MOFO!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey is Felix El Culero Sauceda-Bernal following his Big Daddy to his new job??? IM SURE there is a Police Department over there that needs a "Total Enema"!!!!!
Good Riddance to Both City Manager Noe Bernal and Felix El Culero Sauceda- Bernal..

Anonymous said...

All Brownsville PD praying Bernal takes his lover Felix El Culero Sauceda-Bernal with him..
#worstchiefever..

Anonymous said...

5 assistant City Managers for the City of Brownsville one million dollars in salary???wtf...
San Antonio has 6 is Brownsville as big as SA?

Anonymous said...

Everyone at City Hall knows that Bernal can not advance to big pastures if he has not Supervised 5 or more Assistant City managers... Wake the fu** up citizens of Brownsville!

Anonymous said...

Terrible City Manager with his total enema bullshit!Good Riddance..

Anonymous said...

Bernal Take your cheerleader wife Felix El Culero Sauceda-Bernal with you!

Anonymous said...

May 24, 2022 at 11:30 AM

Go with your camote, joto must have given you a raise, and you liked it. sigelo maricon.

Anonymous said...

Bernal I am sending My resume of you. I told I would.

Anonymous said...

hope he's gone. ay te wacho, grasoso

Anonymous said...

Brownsville Police Department Felix El Culero Sauceda-Bernal sending Snacks to Uvalde fuc***g Imbecile...send money to help victims!
What an idiot!!!
#WORSRCHIEFEVER...

Anonymous said...

I agree sending officers with snacks??? Wtf...are they gonna help Uvalde PD replace Officers on Patrol who are on leave? Why not just send money?
UVALDE PD dropped the Ball big time and I'm sure the citizens will be firing their Police Chief and Command Staff in the very near future. Is this Chief Sauceda's attempt to make a run for his office? Because his actions make no sense..
Did the Brownsville City Commission approve the travel and Salary for the Officers he sent?
Brownsville Officers I assume are always posting how short they are on Officers..where and what Division were these Officers taken from?
By sending Officers did you place your own department and citizens in jeopardy?
Lots more questions but I'm sure will never get answers..doesn't seem like the smartest move..

Anonymous said...

I agree sending officers with snacks??? Wtf...are they gonna help Uvalde PD replace Officers on Patrol who are on leave? Why not just send money?
UVALDE PD dropped the Ball big time and I'm sure the citizens will be firing their Police Chief and Command Staff in the very near future. Is this Chief Sauceda's attempt to make a run for his office? Because his actions make no sense..
Did the Brownsville City Commission approve the travel and Salary for the Officers he sent?
Brownsville Officers I assume are always posting how short they are on Officers..where and what Division were these Officers taken from?
By sending Officers did you place your own department and citizens in jeopardy?
Lots more questions but I'm sure will never get answers..doesn't seem like the smartest move..

Anonymous said...

No se preocupen ciudadanos. Nada que ver aqui! @ May 25, 2022 at 1:22 PM, @ May 28, 2022 at 12:01 AM and @ May 28, 2022 at 12:17 AM the same disgruntled hater that posts the same comments over and over. Small brain and small mentality. El trabajo no es para siempre. La gente tiene que jubilarse y otros siguen su camino en otros lugares. Big deal! There's more to life that your department.

Anonymous said...

Brownsville City Manager Noe Bernal on his way out...City Commissioners place the Brownsville Police Chief job on the agenda!

rita