Wednesday, June 29, 2022

S.C.: CIVIL WAR WRONGLY DECIDED; REINSTATES CONFEDERACY

Greg from Vermont
Daily Koz

Flush with victory on abortion and guns, the formerly “Supreme” court is expected to release additional decisions at the end of this court term. 

Critics point out that Clarence Thomas, whose ownership by his great grandfathers owner’s descendants will now be reinstated, represents only 3/5 of a Justice which may allow President Biden to appoint a Justice with a 40 percent vote on the court. 

Other rulings expected to come soon:

*Federal payments for health care (Medicare, Medicaid) will be limited to treatments available when the constitution was written. Government funding will be limited to blood letting and trepanning. States are free to write their own rules regarding leaches. 

*Anesthesia is now outlawed as witchcraft.

*Schools that receive government subsidies are prohibited from teaching any fact that contradicts religious beliefs establishing severe penalties for instruction that the earth is a sphere, or that the earth is older than 6,000 years. 

*Chemistry class will be limited to discussions of “phlogiston.”


*Mental Illness determined to be caused by evil sprits, federal funds for Mental Health care are limited to treatments dating back to the founding of the Republic. Federal mental health funds may only be used to pay for exorcism.

*The Pope has been found to have veto power over proposed legislation, except in cases where there is a disagreement between American Cardinals and the Pope. In those cases, the dispute must be settled by Rupert Murdoch.

*Freedom of the press is limited to use of a Gutenberg press to imprint berry juice and carbon onto parchment. Any ideas discussed in the printed matter must conform to rules established by the Heritage Foundation.

*Any woman who appears in public wearing trousers will be pressed under heavy stones until death. Women who attempt to cast votes in an election shall be confined to a mental health facility for being “hysterical.”

Two and a half centuries of discovery and progress have obviously lead some Americans to believe that they have some say in their governance. They do, of course, provided they a white male landowners. 

The authors of our constitution were divinely inspired, and so we have no rights that people in 1783 would not recognize or understand. Those who disagree are within their rights to petition the government, but selecting that government in the first place is none of their business.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...




White people are rioting.

Fear grips them. Poor bastards.


Anonymous said...

Looks like they are leaving La Catorce Bars... borrachos

Anonymous said...

and all with cell phones chafas

Anonymous said...

Only ONE got a gift from GOD.

Anonymous said...

"Save your Confederate money boys, the South will rise again!"

Anonymous said...

Bottom line is that we can’t have judges whose mentality about individual rights are regressive. Yes, people can own guns but not Tanks or nuclear weapons unless they have undergone a rigorous vetting process.

Anonymous said...

Stupid liberals. Their true racism is coming out. Same shit Hispanic Republicans go through.

Anonymous said...

a gift that no other white wanted.

Anonymous said...

Democrats marching against abortion.

Anonymous said...

June 29, 2022 at 7:26 PM

Wow THE JOKE OF THE YEAR!!!!!
4 funnies

Anonymous said...

June 29, 2022 at 3:40 PM

grihgo/cocos they call you rapist murderers and thieves and still you embrace them THEY DON'T LIKE MESKINS IDIOTAS

Anonymous said...

If confederates were democrats, where are the Hispanic democrats in this picture? Are they walking at the rear? But I thought that was for blacks. I’m really confused!

Anonymous said...

June 30, 2022 at 1:03 PM

They are taking care the ladies ESTUPIDO...

Anonymous said...

PINCHES PAYASOS THEY REALLY THINK THEY'RE SOLDIERS IF WAR BREAKS OUT THESE ARE THE ONES THAT HEAD TO THE NORTH AND SOUNT BORDERS PAPELLEROS

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