By Patrick Metzger
Medium.com
Notice to all Mar-a-Lago staff:
(In light of recent events we will be implementing some changes)
As you are aware, our establishment was recently visited by a group of individuals who removed numerous boxes from the second-floor linen closet, the DJ booth in the bar, and other locations.
In spite of what you may have been advised by SENIOR PEOPLE in the Organization, this event was not a scavenger hunt for a Men-In-Black cosplay convention.
As a result of this unfortunate misunderstanding, we will be making changes to some operational processes here at Mar-a-Lago.
As a result of this unfortunate misunderstanding, we will be making changes to some operational processes here at Mar-a-Lago.
1. The only reading material left in guest suites should be room service menus, guides to the in-room entertainment system, and remaindered copies of Art of the Deal.
2. The practice of placing Daily Presidential Intelligence Updates on pillows has been discontinued.
Internet access will no longer include automatic login to the Department of Defense secure servers.
Internet access will no longer include automatic login to the Department of Defense secure servers.
3. Flyers featuring detailed blueprints of the Area 51 military base, with alien storage facilities highlighted, have been removed from the “Fun Things To Do!” brochure stand in the main foyer.
4. The “Top Secret US Intelligence” category has been dropped from the Tuesday night bar trivia competition.
5. The Friday night English-style fish and chips special will be served wrapped in newspaper, not documents detailing the names of CIA intelligence assets in the Asia-Pacific region.
6. Under no circumstances should guests be provided with the codes to the nuclear arsenal, even if they call the front desk and say they forgot their copy at home.
Also, please be advised that Ivan, Oleg, Tatiana and Mei Lin are no longer employees of Mar-a-Lago and should not be permitted entry if you see them outside the grounds.
Many thanks for your prompt attention to these matters. Any questions should be referred to your supervisor or Special Agent Dixon, Edgar Hoover Building, Washington D.C.
Mar-A- Lago Management
Also, please be advised that Ivan, Oleg, Tatiana and Mei Lin are no longer employees of Mar-a-Lago and should not be permitted entry if you see them outside the grounds.
Many thanks for your prompt attention to these matters. Any questions should be referred to your supervisor or Special Agent Dixon, Edgar Hoover Building, Washington D.C.
Mar-A- Lago Management
10 comments:
"On political corruption, we are going to restore honor to our government, '' Trump said in August 2016. "In my administration, I'm going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law."
"One of the first things we must do is to enforce all classification rules and to enforce all laws relating to the handling of classified information," he said in September 2016.
racist republicans liars yellow bellies traitors!!!
good one..
And people still need Donnie to save the...sad
Trump needs to realize that he's not above the law. That's why he's being treated just like Hillary and Hunter. Right?
The Russian collusion story has been debunked. The same FBI/DOJ corrupt people are the ones with the raid on Maralago. All under investigation by John Durham. One cockroach stands out...Andrew Weissmann.
I thought that everyone was innocent until proven guilty in this country? I guess this only applies to the Democrats. How convenient that sources are leaking information to the media. Wasn’t the investigation supposed to be kept confidential? Sounds like the Russian Collusion all over again. Lies from the media, that only those indoctrinated believe. Trump will get off because the majority of the people do not trust the DOJ or FBI. If these agencies were honest Hilary and the Biden’s would be investigated. A committee has been formed to look at both the DOJ and FBI. Its time to stop the corruption. Everyone should be held accountable for his or her actions. Everyone! Republicans and Democrats.
No se as pendejo if you get indicked oooops I mean indicted they sent you to jail, so does that mean you are guilty?
El pendejetes idolo de los racistas republicanos will be in a prison sooooon and in Gorgia with his good buddy Bubba. FBI doing their job and the DOJ excellent work... SENT HIM TO PRISON AND IN GORGIA!!!
Doughboy Donnie Bonespurs needs to see the inside of the Greybar Hotel and have someone spank his fat, orange ass…daily!
Pathetic evil, humanoid. 🐷👹🐽🐷💩 💩
La vieja Hillary did not plead the 5th. She sat and took the questioning. She has more balls than Trump or could it be that she is just smarter?
Who the shit is mitte any way? never heard of that name before. Que iso aqui? Help the poor, built a school, start a federal program to help the children, bring businesses to this area, volunteer to cleanup something, address living conditons and help to improve them, protest against injustices, run for mayor and lost or won and improve algo aqui???? WHAT DID THAT PERSON DO THAT LOS GRINGOS ADORAN A ESA PERSONA? QUE QUE QUE?????
I WANT TO KNOW I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS PERSON BEFORE IN ALL MY LIFE WHAT DID SHE/HE DO??? TELL US CITY COMMISSIONERS SEEMS THAT YOU ADORE THIS PERSON TO GO SPEND MILLIONS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS. WHY? WHY?
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