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“As is customary, the queen will lie in state for four days, allowing the public a personal, one-on-one moment to bid farewell, for as long as they can stay on top of Her rootin’-tootin’ Majesty,” said a Westminster Hall official, noting that while the line to ride the casket was five miles long at the moment, it tended to move quickly because most mourners only managed to last four to six seconds before they were thrown off the wildly rocking hydraulic coffin.
“So far the record is a meager 18 seconds, but it will mean so much to Elizabeth’s grieving subjects to have the chance to saddle up and give ’er hell. Both local and international cowpokes are gathering in the U.K., eager to show off their riding chops as they bid adieu to a remarkable woman. Many local vendors are offering complimentary flowers and small trinkets for visitors to hold with the hand that must remain in the air as the other grips the casket, lest their remembrance be disqualified.”
At press time, the royal family announced that, as a token of their gratitude, whoever stayed atop the queen the longest would be awarded a coupon for a free 72-oz. Texas porterhouse at Monday’s state funeral.
15 comments:
That looks like hillybilly coco wanna be white RATA.
If it were blacks at the funeral, grab and take robbing would take place. Want to make fun of the dead, let's make fun of you too at your funeral. Stupid people of the RGV.
Juan, Da Blimp is still commenting on your blog… el vato seboso, ptember 17, 2022 at 5:12 PM
Da BLIMP said...
Mayra showed her unrelenting support for the oil industry today by blaming Biden for the price of natural gas. Someone might explain to her it has been under one Republican Governor after another who have done nothing to make the oil and gas companies to build more refineries. Someone might tell it is the speculators and oil and gas companies increasing the price of natural gas.
September 17, 2022 at 5:34 PM
The bomb against Mayra is coming sooner than expected by Da Blimp, Juan. First he tells the blogosphere that he interviewed her and that she was the best thing since slice bread 🍞…. But wait Maria! Like always he will find something to trash her… ahhh Blimp, never fails. He will explode on Mayra in 3…2…1 💣
Das not bud budd he can't ride a aaah horsecoffin...
Complete disrespect- your showing your true side with this. Sad.
Rider in photo should be black. They bitch about colonialism, but they'd be wiping their ass with their bare hands if it weren't for Europeans.
The only one who took a ride on the Queen was Prince Philip (1947 - 2021). He completed his mission in style. 😯
Sooo funny I forgot to laugh. Wait while I slap my knee. That's sarcasm by the way.
Juanito:
this is wrong.
This is a family in mourning.
The Queen was a working lady.
She wanted people to respect her.
Her country's history made her work very hard to make the country better.
September 20, 2022 at 12:10 PM
a poor hillbilly defending the ultra rich, leave a nickle at the cup pendejo!!!
WAS THE FUNERAL IN TEXAS?
GIVE THAT CHANGO ON TOP OF THE COFFIN AN AWARD, TAKE A PICTURE AND PRINT IT ON THE STUPID LOCAL PAPER HERE. BOLA DE MAMONES Y LAMBISCONES
September 20, 2022 at 3:30 PM
What company did she worked for, tax? She inherited billions from days passed stealing from the poor just like las ratas here in south texas now they are all rich beyond belief just like the cockroach europeans.
THIS IS NOT COMPLETE DISRESPECT IF THEY HAD AN OUNCE OF ANY TYPE OF HONOR THEY WOULD HAVE RETURNED EVERY PENNEY THEY STOLE AND BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE THEY SLAUGHTERED... HAND THEM ALLLLL....
AND SHOW NO RESPECT!!!!!
September 21, 2022 at 8:11 AM
respect? worked? must be mistaken for somebody else.
This is completely disrespect for such a refine and honest lady. If we had
more like her, we would not be in the situation we are in. Shame on whoever
wrote this!
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