Tuesday, November 22, 2022

WHY DID THE JUVENILES CROSS THE ROAD? THEY HEARD THAT THE CHICKEN WAS LOOSE

 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...




Local news, Foro!


Falfurrias? La cagas, Montoya, la cagas.



Anonymous said...

FYI, Juan.

There's not much to do in Falfurrias, ese. Ripping off chickens is a new Teen Game in town. hey, wasn't Melissa Zamora the city manager of Falfurious?



Anonymous said...

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?...because he was attached to the chicken.

Anonymous said...

November 22, 2022 at 8:11 AM:
Open your own blog estupido TU las estas en mierdando caga-palo
you don't like it open your own guey

Anonymous said...

Its call the chicken patrol wait till the local cherif sees this! He'll sent the janitor to the county commissioner's court to ask for more money, to budget for this new very important patrol. His reason,"NO body but No body, has done this before, we'll be the first en el valle", and el enano will respond,"as long as there is one by the rocket lunchers, oooops he meant rocket launchers. pendejos...

Anonymous said...

Has anybody looked at the weather forcast? Its 50 degrees but feels like 41! Looks like rain but the sun is out! 100% precipitation, but its a clear sky! windy in a calm day, WHAT WHAT??? SHADES IF LARRY JAMES... rip

Anonymous said...

Falfurrias has a police department? Do they use cars? Do they carry pistolas? where is falfurrias? Never heard of that place. Is it in mesco?

Anonymous said...

Looks like they're wearing sweat pants.

Anonymous said...

A lot of chicken-fuckers in Falfurrias. that's what I hear.

cop holding the bird in the photo looks like he's held one before. Could be he's a chicken-fucker.

ja ja


Anonymous said...

just one of those chickenshit crimes.

today chickens, tomorrow piggies.......


Anonymous said...

Mexican cops and bad grammar.


sheeeesh.


Anonymous said...

Bola de polleros baratos en Falfurrias.

Anonymous said...

It crossed the road because it was being followed by 2 Mexicans

Anonymous said...

Pos si no ay pavo, pollo!

Anonymous said...

Good job, need those officers in Brownsville to catch those chicken/rats also know as city commissioners and the millions of dollars from the Tanaka mess up.

Anonymous said...


This holiday season: the police, ambulance, sheriff, etc need a break. Citizens behave and relax. Enjoy the season and let these officers work.

Anonymous said...

Chief Sauceda and the rest of the Brownsville Police Department would like you to know that he will be at Sunrise Mall this weekend so he can do his famous “thumbs up” for Facebook!

Anonymous said...

There should be a photo ad of the local bpd holding RATAS (real mouses) in the local aaaaah there is no local paper here, but there is facebook. The local da would love that holding drunk drivers while las ratas party...

Anonymous said...

the land of Heart's Delight
The name Falfurrias antedates Anglo association with the area, and its derivation is uncertain. Lasater claimed that it was a Lipan Indian word meaning “the land of Heart's Delight”; others believed it was the Spanish name for a native desert flower known as the heart's delight.
What they forgot was it is still full of chickens, chicken shit place with chicken shit idiotas...a local native saying.

Anonymous said...

They are building a cross-over bridge for the chickens, and churchs and Kentucky are covering for the cost but only if the city declares that the chicken season is all year
fact.

Anonymous said...

Good story....thanks!

Anonymous said...

Falfurrias is a virgen town. pobresitos. They still play with chickens.

Anonymous said...

Wait until the REAL ratas get there free for all, ya al'

Anonymous said...

I hear there's a caravan of ex-politicians from browntown heading to falfurrias as we speak.. fact....
puras RATAS!!!

Anonymous said...

LIENDRES not piojos chicken carry liendres

rita