Thursday, December 15, 2022

DECK THE BARS CON BAGS OF JALE: RRUNRRUN DAYS OF XMAS


On the first day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
A tacuache dead in the street


On the second day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the third day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the fourth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street

On the fifth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the sixth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the seventh day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Seven fat tokes
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the eighth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Eight locked-up stores
Seven fat tokes
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the ninth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Nine working girls
Eight locked-up stores
Seven fat tokes
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the tenth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Ten pounds of mota
Nine working girls
Eight locked-up stores
Seven fat tokes
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the 11th day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Eleven bribed officials
Ten pounds of mota
Nine working girls
Eight locked-up stores
Seven fat tokes
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street


On the 12th day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Twelve sold out jurors
Eleven bribed officials
Ten pounds of mota
Nine working girls
Eight locked-up stores
Seven fat tokes
Six pase baggies

Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two homeless gringos
And a tacuache dead in the street

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Childish

the imagination of a 4-year-old.


Anonymous said...

boring


Anonymous said...



No soy poeta
pero si se
que esto no ese poesia



Anonymous said...

the tacuache covered la botana, a little spice here, a little burn mean there, with a colder than a beer tortilla. los pedorros won't notice and will come back!

I will be at el tanampa eating tripitas, lengua y spicey menudo ay voy vicky.

merry xmas das including los pedorros de aqui which are many....

Anonymous said...

Good one

Anonymous said...

That rata looks like el hillbilly idiota gringo/coco wanna be white RATA. Fake teacher.

Anonymous said...

If you threw some beaners in there it would be better. Maybe like 3 fat, dumb Beaners, 2 skank moochitas, and a lazy ass Mexican mother in law too. I like it. πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸŽΆπŸŽΆπŸŽ΅πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆ

guy said...

LMAO

BRILLIANT!

Anonymous said...

December 15, 2022 at 6:23 AM, December 15, 2022 at 7:39 AM, December 15, 2022 at 10:12 AM
Hillbilly band is better skinny stinkin' no teeth apestosos y mamones they have no family cause they ate them all pinches bones and all nada para los tacuaches. πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸŒΆ️🌢️🌢️🌢️πŸͺ πŸ­πŸπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ­

Anonymous said...

It is not poetry, it's prose.

Anonymous said...

This just proves that it is hard to take the Cholo out of some writers. Los Suit Suits.

Anonymous said...

What a negative way to look at what our city is all about.
Yes, it is not a Utopia, and yes, we do have what you
mentioned in your so-called poem.

Now, could you write one with positive things and print it
out for the beginning of the 2023 year, to encourage many of
us to hang in there and do our best for our city.

Start off the new year with positive thoughts, even if they are
limited to your own person goals and life. Those who know that
they have done wrong should at least try to correct themselves
starting in their own home. Merry Christmas and a Happy 2023.

Anonymous said...

racist

Anonymous said...

hillbilly is looking for that DEAD RATA to consume toothless pendejo he'll suck on it for days and days ain't got no teeth. pinche hediondo πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸπŸ­

Anonymous said...

cracker face hillbilly gringos are permanent

Anonymous said...

This is the same person that goes on and on and on about racismmmm...meanwhile they love it when two light skinned people are homeless....says alot about el run run

Anonymous said...

and they say mexicans cant be racist...

rita