Monday, January 23, 2023

SORRY SOUTHMOST FANS, NO MAS PITADAS THIS POST SEASON


The outlook wasn't brilliant for the the Dallas Cowboys Sunday:
The score was at sixteen-nine, with few minutes left to play,
And then when Dak Prescott failed, and then Elliot did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the Pokes fans of the game.

A straggling few got up to go and get some brews. The rest
Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Dak  could get Schultz but one end-zone pass at that – 
We'd put up even money now, with Schultzie and with Dak."

But a missed point-after and then Elliot breaking late,
And then there was a fumble and then for Dak, a sack, 
And then with Tony Pollard out...
Habia but little chanza of Dallas coming back.

Then from five hundred Southmost throats there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through el vallusco, in Cristo Rey, the bells;
It pounded the Rio Grande and billowed  through the dunes like gales,
Somehow, Dallas, mighty Dallas, was going to make a miracle comeback.

There was ease in Prescott's manner as he broke huddle, and the offense set in place;
There was pride in Prescott's bearing and a smile lit Elliot's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, they waved and pumped their fists,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt this might be it!!

The bravado is gone from Prescott's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds fake turf with anger, for he threw the football late
Now the pinche 'Niners have it, and, with the game clock running, simply wouldn't let it go
And once again, their hopes are shattered by the failure of Dak's throws

Oh, somewhere in this favoured Browntown the sun is shining bright,
La banda is playing somewhere, in congales hearts are light;
Somewhere los batos laugh, and somewhere los guercos shout,
But there is no pitada in Southmost – for Dallas, mighty Dallas, by SanFran's been thrown out

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, poetry and pro football?

lame, ese.

poetry is for old, fat women; football for tough guys!


you don't know who or where you are, Montoya!!!


Anonymous said...

I feel everything you feeling dawg. Am a diehard Cowboys fan since 1990. I moved back to my home country, Mexico and I wake up in the wee early mornings to watch every game because of time difference. I put so much faith year after year. This loss was a real tough one. Real tough one.

worse than when Duran kicked Pepino Cuevas's ass.





Anonymous said...

There have been more mass shootings than days in 2023
It is only the 23rd day of the year, and there have already been at least 36 mass shootings in the United States so far, according to the nonprofit organization Gun Violence Archive.

Keep voting you know who and this will be an everyday event. FACT

Anonymous said...




Don't throw it on all of Southmost. 91% of its residents don't give a shit about pro football, Monty. It's just a few huercos pansones y creidos who never played the game! They'd only run a 100-yard dash if fleeing the cops!!!


fact.




Anonymous said...

Police search for motive behind mass shooting in Monterey Park that left 10 dead
No se hagan pendejos you all know the reason. Second Amendment - Right to Bear Arms, supported by ya al' know who.

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 8:05 AM
You're the lame one here estupido open your own blog pendejo quit complaining go back to your mama mamon...

Anonymous said...

so 91% follow soccer? and 89% are mojados? Just askin for an amiga.

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 8:05 AM
So you are a Ballarina and wear ballet shoes to work? Pinche maricon.

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 8:05 AM
ese eres un maricon bro joto

Anonymous said...

Word of the day, "Dallas"....Dallas game of the year!!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

They have an expression down in Texas ... "All hat and no cattle" as long as they have an overpriced, underperforming quarterback, that's how it's going to be for the Cowboys.

puro escrape, papa.

need a White QB.


Anonymous said...

Still lame and Gay.

this is Brownsville, Home of Hard News!


(Okay, I'll "open" my own blog. [Pussies]


Anonymous said...

The last play the Cowboys did had me DYING!! Who the fuck came up with that nonsense?

I don't care if the Cowboys suck
'cause I don't give a fuck.

We didn't have no Michael, Troy or Emmitt
Dammit

Blame it all on goofy Dak
that be true, Jack

Shit, ya'll stop cryin'
twas just a football team dyin'

heh heh


Anonymous said...

Brown football doesn't know much about pro football. Brown football is a whole other game.


Anonymous said...

Pinches 49ers ahuevo se notaba que estaban en steroids o algo porque pinche fuerza bruta que tenian para pasar por los cowboys. Nadamas se miravan los cowboys que bolaban como pins the bowling game; and I don't think that they will check into that because they played on their turf. But oh, well, the cowboys really did tried their best, aunque como quiera todavia le falta a prescott. El bueno es cooper rush.

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 11:57 AM
idiota
Emmitt is still playing pendejo

Anonymous said...

Que chinguen su madre los Cowboys! Y LOS COWBOY FANS TAMBIEN!

Anonymous said...

“What can go wrong will go wrong.”
- Stephen A. Smith

Anonymous said...

@1:05 PM

Emmitt still playing?

That's "Brown Football" right there!!!


ha ha ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Someone farts el la Southmost y empieza la pitada. Fact!

Anonymous said...

As comet nears, glowing ice ball will be right there in the northern sky

Better inform los pendejetes de sanbene or they'll think its a martian attack or a computer Cyberattack.
IDIOTAS!

Unknown said...

There's always next year for the true Cowboys fans and, for sure, the Cowboys haters. What else changes, right? Cowboys fan since 1960.....not changing now.

Unknown said...

Good writing, JMON. Keep showing your talent. As a journalist you know you will never please everyone.

Anonymous said...

It's fact that when the cowgirls lose they take off their jerseys and hop into one big gay naked dog pile


Anonymous said...

I was looking at the local Obituaries and nobody from this town passed away today. Is that good or bad?

Anonymous said...

Euphemisms like “passed away” help us process events more gradually, while direct terms like “died” might help us reach a more immediate understanding of events. The phrase “passed away” first appears in English writings from the 1400s. This was when most people believed that, when a person died, the soul physically “passed on” to the afterlife.

Meskins still believe in the "AFTERLIFE".

Anonymous said...

Astros won the world series y estos pendejos can't even win their division. No wonder el gran southmost likes looooosers.

Anonymous said...

COWBOYS are jinxed and hexed ever since Jimmy Johnson, left. Way to go Jerry jones.

Anonymous said...

No es nuestra culpa que tu ruca te dejo por uno que le va a los COWBOYS!... Hahahhahahahahah..... y por eso los odias... Puro Cowboys Ariva papa, No. 1 team of AMERICA, estudialo y gravatelo....

Anonymous said...

Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott Snark-Tweets About Dallas Kicker And Gets It Kicked Back In His Face

The GOP Texas governor's joke about the Cowboys' Brett Maher didn't land the way he wanted.


- they told him to concentrate on the power grid, not the grid iron.
- they told him to stop being a human trafficker.
- they told him Cowboys kicker Brett Maher would be a better governor.
- they told him to stfu!
- they told him he's crippled and can't kick


source of story: Huffingtonpost.com



Anonymous said...

Juan you know the real reason both DAK PRESTMOS and Ezekiel el idota aka EL TORITO dont play any more ? Well both got their $$$ multi-million dollar contracts y les vale. Why perform when i still get a check every week? Tell me i am wrong. I would bet that if Jerry Jones would fire or trade them and bring in new talent this would not be happening. Dallas would be on its way to the Super Bowl. just saying. Well hopefully next season 2023 will be better but not with these 2 clowns/ Bozos there.

Anonymous said...

Emmitt Smith, #22 for the Cowboys, retired from pro football in 2004.

He is 53 years old.


Anonymous said...

Everything’s relative. Even if the Philadelphia Eagles remain the class of the NFC East for the next several years, the Cowboys can keep making the playoffs most seasons.

They can keep getting sacks from Parsons, interceptions from Trevon Diggs, and above-average quarterback play from Prescott for most of the year.

But that probably isn’t enough to suit a team built to never be out of contention to win the whole damned thing. The franchise’s trouble is that, now — as at every other point in the past 27 years or so — the Cowboys lack a clear path from what they are to the thing owner Jerry Jones desperately wants them to be.



Anonymous said...

Over paid losers. I guess money can't buy winners!

Anonymous said...

All I know is that if someone farts in La Southmost it becomes a reason for La Pitada. Who needs the Cowboys.

Anonymous said...

Your fourth stanza blows it.

doesn't rhyme, like rest. that's where a poet would write and rewrite until he got the needed progression.

but, no, don't give up.

Anonymous said...

From @Dallas Cowboys twitter account -

″Dak Prescott gave away the ball twice in the narrow loss to the 49ers, in a matchup the Cowboys had a chance to win if they didn’t again generate self-inflicted wounds.”


- Wild, own team threw him under the bus. Rare as all Hell.


Anonymous said...

SPI & P.I. Island Metro to get bus shelters, and Brownsville still can't get bus shelters. As always Brownsville just keeps falling behind.

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Great news open your own blog pendejo if you can AND STAY THERE jotingo...

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 4:22 PM
no wonder they lost using 50 year old players....

Anonymous said...

27 years and NOTHING NADA. SOUNDS LIKE PORTER, LOPEZ AND RIVERA NADA NADA Y NADA. ITS INGRAINED IN THEIR DNA loosers.
QITALES EL PITO A ESTOS PERDEDORES!!!

La bruja wants to make horns in cars illegal only in "el gran southmost", area
and purchase a bike for every voter there. She also wants to tear down ALL
the streets and make them BIKE TRAILS!
makes sense.
La migra caught over 550 illegals at the new check point, International and Southmost.

Anonymous said...

January 23, 2023 at 8:05 AM
the ballerina is at it again fullmonty open your own blot estupido

Anonymous said...

For all of you wannabe literary critics, this is prose and NOT poetry so it does not have to rhyme. Look it up, you may possibly learn something. Just sayin’…..

Anonymous said...

January 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
prose pose dos o tres pendejo this is a blog idiota ggggoooolealo pendejo nothing formal here poetry rhyme or what ever blog blot nothing formal is written here estupido. alacran you ain't say much joto

Anonymous said...

Ni Modo boys hopefully in the 2023 football season might be better just maybe get to the final playoffs and or maybe just maybe even a Super Bowl trip in 2024, Prende la vela del el santo Troyito (Troy Ackman).

Anonymous said...

FUCK FUCK yes double fuck the Cowboys or Cowpies

Anonymous said...

January 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
full-monty look it up there is one here and thinks he's cute. pinche mamon

Anonymous said...

Juan Dak gets $700,000.00 per week, no pos wow, hey with that kind of mula hell i would not worry about winning. Just play and have an i dont care mentality. At the end of the game i still get a nice check. Needs to go along with Esekiel el idota, get rid of both of these BOZOS and let see if the other players dont straighten up.

Anonymous said...

Southmost is better when there is no pitadas

Anonymous said...

southmost sucks millions of potholes, flooding every time a dog pees, when it rains lighting strikes everywhere I think God don't like el gran southmost, red lights are red all the time they never change to yellow or green, AND ITS NOT THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT tell that bruja that, la migra now has a check point there and el estupido puerto wants another bridge placed next to HEB.
The billionaires on Owens rd. oppose the bridge idea.

rita