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WOKE: aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice.) Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL): “I don’t know what it is, and we’ll never have to find out if we destroy it.”
Ben Norton, Construction Worker: “Say, hypothetically, anything at all goes wrong with your life. That’s woke.”
Tony Carracaso, Unemployed: “Firing people just for showing the intern at work your penis.”
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO):“It’s when you’re forced to celebrate Martin Luther King’s birthday, but you don’t get any cake or ice cream.”
Joseph Kahn, Executive Editor Of The New York Times; “Whatever it is, we need another few hundred op-eds to nail it down.”
Carla Kennedy, Housewife: “It’s not that hard. It’s about acknowledging that systems have been used to oppress minorities and taking an interest in how those systems can be bettered to improve lives for everyone. I know that. I’m not stupid. I just hate minorities.”
Mehmet Oz, TV Personality: “Woke means knowing that all that stands between you and the body you want is a miracle bottle of raspberry ketones.”
Hannah Arnold, Professor; “Academically speaking, it is the radical process in which the Little Mermaid becomes black.”
Laura Ingraham, Fox News Host: “It’s the word that keeps a couple million rage junkies watching my show every night.”
Jessie Tyrell, Dental Hygienist: “I tend not to use that word because it has anti-Black connotations and omits the crimes of Jews.”
Susan Laimey, Sales Associate: “It’s when Charmin attacks my values by implying that lesbians also use toilet paper.”
Ben Shapiro, Columnist: “The terrifying erosion of Western cultural values and education that makes someone like me seem like an intellectual.”
Rep. Jim Banks (R-IN): “Wokeness had Biden decide to tackle extremism in the military with an equity plan. It’s what made young men and women in uniform realize they are government pawns—they aren’t supposed to know that.”
Scott Hubel, Dentist: “Whatever I’m currently terrified of or masturbating to.”
James Wahler, Regional Manager: “Just a little term I use to brush things off when I don’t feel like thinking critically.”
9 comments:
Juan Montoya: "Woke means I stomp Sheriff Eric Garza and ignore stuff by my political friends."
Pat Ahumada: "It means I'm always in the hunt. I'm Mr. Woke!"
Erasmo Castro: "Woke? Hell, I never went to sleep!!!"
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Wife shoots at husband’s truck, burns his clothes, sheriff says
Source: ValleyCentral
BROWNSVILLE, Texas (ValleyCentral) — Cameron County Sheriff’s deputies arrested a woman who they say shot at her husband’s truck and then burned his clothes. Valeria Gracia, 26, was arrested on March 25 on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to a release
SHOOTING AT A TRUCK IS NOW A CRIME CALLED AGGRAVATED ASSAULT ON A LIVE TRUCK. The sheriff is now going berserk arresting everybody.
woke up people he's up for re-election we need a berserk sheriff here in cameron county, like we need a brain tumor.
ese bro maricon
Joe Pachuco: "Woke, ni que woke. Que chingaos es eso? We used to say 'Ponte al alva, guey!' "
Woke is a crutch blacks are using to get pity from the masses. They need to get over it and move on. They are not the only race to have suffered. Many hispanics have suffered as well and we're not crying and complaining.
March 30, 2023 at 6:51 AM
MARICON AQUI ESTA TU WOKE JOTO TRUCHA JOTO
Woke is a word invented by a female rapper.
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