The good news is we ALL get to go to heaven. The bad news is that some of us will be kicked out after judgement. Now that you have received the good news you know you can serve only one God and that is through Christ Jesus! Now you know - we must all repent. Time is short.
Montoya, what god do you believe in, desgraciado!? Do not mock Jesus, Juan. You will kneel before him and confess his name one day… we all will. He loves you Juan….
My car was towed downtown in one of the Church only designated parking spaces. When trying to contact the pastor everyone seemed to not know who it was. Until I was able to make contact with him. I asked if the church could assist with the fine of $350.00. His response was we if I ever needed prayer or a spiritual journey to visit the congregation.
"I ONLY PROVIDE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTMENT TO ALL MY CHILDREN I DO NOT TAKE CARE OF TRANSPORTATION THAT DEPARTMENT IS HANDLED BY MR. SATANAS, BUT WILL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO PROVIDE YOU SINNERS WITH A DIRECT CONTACT TO HIM." GOD.
I hear there's a big pachanga this coming saturday at the civic center the invitees are as followed: Mr church, Mr Mall, Mr city, Mr college, Mrs shoppers, Mr social security Mr dea, Mrs La tienda and others.
25 comments:
Sign says nothing about it being GOD's parking space.
Montoya lies again.
vato menso.
LORD TAKE ME AWAY!
Very Charitable!!
@8:02 AM
Open your own blog.
ja ja ja ja
Me salgo. But I had to copy & paste that comment.
ha ha ha
c/s
To my thought it should perhaps say”Parking For This Church Attendees”.
Yea Dude
Don't you have anything more interesting to report??????
June 27, 2023 at 8:02 AM June 27, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Leave guey if all you have is insults pendejo vete guey con tu mama pendejo. DO IT quit insulting people here
OPEN YOUR OWN BLOG ESTUPIDO
God has a car too?
June 27, 2023 at 9:43 AM
leave joto
You dont want to be the devil's advocate do you? Any servant of God can speak the Word.
The good news is we ALL get to go to heaven. The bad news is that some of us will be kicked out after judgement. Now that you have received the good news you know you can serve only one God and that is through Christ Jesus! Now you know - we must all repent. Time is short.
Montoya, what god do you believe in, desgraciado!? Do not mock Jesus, Juan. You will kneel before him and confess his name one day… we all will. He loves you Juan….
June 27, 2023 at 9:43 AM
vete cul* nobody here likes you ass
Church always Awesome their money
How many locals were charged for arcade gambling (including Pat) because the church complained about the gambling establishments.
God drives a limo
Who cares?
10:12 AM.
THE SIGN IS,
"CHURCH PARKING ONLY".
THE SIGN IS,
"CHURCH PARKING ONLY"???? who is church? is it mr. church or mrs church or ms church or just hey church???
June 27, 2023 at 10:12 AM sounds correct.
or just remove the sign who gets up at 7am on a sunday?
or hire a parking lot superintendent like BISD. both have mucho dineroooooooo and both are tax freee EMIRES!!
GOD is church everybody knows that.
10:08am.
WHO IS CHURCH, CHURCH GOERS!
CAN I PARK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY WHEN I do YOUR WIFE OR SHOULD I PARK IN THE ALLEY?
10:08AM.
OR SHOULD I PARK AT THE CHURCH? AND WALK TO YOUR HOUSE.
AND HOPE I DON'T GET TOWED!
NOW THAT'S GETTING BANG BOTH WAYS.
My car was towed downtown in one of the Church only designated parking spaces. When trying to contact the pastor everyone seemed to not know who it was. Until I was able to make contact with him. I asked if the church could assist with the fine of $350.00. His response was we if I ever needed prayer or a spiritual journey to visit the congregation.
"I ONLY PROVIDE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTMENT TO ALL MY CHILDREN I DO NOT TAKE CARE OF TRANSPORTATION THAT DEPARTMENT IS HANDLED BY MR. SATANAS, BUT WILL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO PROVIDE YOU SINNERS WITH A DIRECT CONTACT TO HIM." GOD.
I hear there's a big pachanga this coming saturday at the civic center the invitees are as followed: Mr church, Mr Mall, Mr city, Mr college, Mrs shoppers, Mr social security Mr dea, Mrs La tienda and others.
Church always Awesome their money
How many locals were charged for arcade gambling (including Pat) because the church complained about the gambling establishments.
June 28, 2023 at 7:33 AM
That was the famous OPERATION BISHOP.
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