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Justin Fielder, Food Critic: “He fed 5,000 hungry people with five loaves and two fish when he could have easily just called the police and had them all tear gassed.”
Pam Burlson, Marriage Counselor: “That left-wing zealot cured the sick and didn’t even set up a years-long payment plan that destroys their credit.”
Lenny Kolyako, CEO: “He told his followers to leave everything behind and follow him, with no regard for its effect on local small business owners.”
Lonny Maddox, Barber: “He could’ve just as easily preached the Bible with a marine cut.”
Barbara Collins, Counselor: “To be fair, how could Jesus not turn out to be a raging liberal with a conservative dad like that?
Justin Fielder, Food Critic: “He fed 5,000 hungry people with five loaves and two fish when he could have easily just called the police and had them all tear gassed.”
Pam Burlson, Marriage Counselor: “That left-wing zealot cured the sick and didn’t even set up a years-long payment plan that destroys their credit.”
Lenny Kolyako, CEO: “He told his followers to leave everything behind and follow him, with no regard for its effect on local small business owners.”
Lonny Maddox, Barber: “He could’ve just as easily preached the Bible with a marine cut.”
Barbara Collins, Counselor: “To be fair, how could Jesus not turn out to be a raging liberal with a conservative dad like that?
Marisa Bautista, Homemaker: “He was arrested. I don’t listen to the teachings of criminals.”
Ginny Ruggeiro, Homemaker: “I’d prefer if he’d covered himself up a bit more up on that cross.”
Susan Byrne, Cashier: “You shouldn’t be multiplying fish when the hungry are probably just selling them for meth.”
Hellen Beard, School Teacher: “Dying for the sins of humanity doesn’t teach personal responsibility.”
Ginny Ruggeiro, Homemaker: “I’d prefer if he’d covered himself up a bit more up on that cross.”
Susan Byrne, Cashier: “You shouldn’t be multiplying fish when the hungry are probably just selling them for meth.”
Hellen Beard, School Teacher: “Dying for the sins of humanity doesn’t teach personal responsibility.”
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A teacher complaining about not teaching personal responsibility? They don't or are not allowed to teach values like personal responsibility. They teach them to blame everything but themselves.
Houston-area woman charged with threatening judge overseeing Trump’s Jan. 6 trial
Abigail Jo Shry is accused of calling the judge’s chambers and leaving a voicemail threatening to “kill anyone” who went after the ex-president.
I think we are in trouble here. La pulga has started selling masks of trumputo at 10 bucks each. I think I need one, or I just won't go to Houston, Houston, Houston!
LOS ASTROS QUE? PIERDE PIERDE Y PIERDE.
How Trump Uses Supporters’ Donations to Pay His Legal Bills
bola de pendejos and also to paid stormy daniels keep giving this idiota more
Cinemark theaters in the Valley to partner with delivery services.
The only exception is you can't order a girl friend, that you have to provide yourself, or even a boy friend chuckssss, my luck....
People are idiots...
ST. JOE IS A LIBERAL LET THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET POOREST.
And Santa Claus died in a car accident, that's why he doesn't deliver anymore. The Easter bunny was shot and killed in Matamoros. The city of Brownsville is the best city in the RGV? Haaaaaa
If Jesus had been Liberal he would have said " kill everyone and their offspring."
Jesus is poor I just saw his bank statement. pobresito. Don't qualify for mediaid, snap, welfare and all gimme gimme programs, he wrote on the application that he was the owner of the Universe, so Maruca de la Espada disqualified him.
GOD will dam you for disqualifying his sun....
August 17, 2023 at 1:45 PM
FUNNY
In Mexico parents have to pay for their kids’ education. Included in this fee is their food if they don’t take their own, school supplies and building maintenance. No buses! No free food. No free school supplies! And guess what? When a youth in Mexico graduates he/she can read and write. This country of ours has only become a country of waste and pity thanks to the Democratic Party. It’s high time we made the parents in this country more accountable.
August 20, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Who is this moron?
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