On the first day of Christmas
My tootsie wootsie gave to me
A Bud Light in a koozie
On the second day of Christmas my baby gave to me
Two dimes of pase
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the third day of Christmas my sweetie gave to me
Three micheladas,
Two dimes of jale
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the fourth day of Christmas my movida gave to me
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas,
Two bags of soda
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the fifth day of Christmas my sweetheart gave to me
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Two dimes of jale
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the sixth day of Christmas Normita gave to me
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Dos de la buena
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the seventh day of Christmas my chaparra gave to me
A Seven and Seven
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Two dimes of truco
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the eight day of Christmas my sweetie gave to me
Eight cold, cold brewskies
A Seven and Seven
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Two dimes of pase
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the ninth day of Christmas mi baby gave to me
Nine pianola rolas
Eight cold, cold brewskies
A Seven and Seven
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Two bags of pase
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the tenth day of Christmas mi ruca gave to me
Ten tongue bechucos
Nine pianola rolas
Ocho cold brewskies
A Seven and Seven
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Two dimes of truco
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the eleventh day of Christmas my vieja gave to me
11 foaming tarros
Ten tongue bechucos
Nine pianola rolas
Ocho cold birongas
A Seven and Seven
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Dos pajuelazos
And a Bud Light in a koozie
On the 12th day de Christmas my Sportsman gave to me
A 12 dollar bucket
11 cold tarritos
10 wet bechucos
Nine pianola rolas
Ocho cold brewskies
A Seven and Seven
Six Smirnoff muertas
Five joints of weed...
Four cold Tecates
Three micheladas
Dos narisazos
And a Bud Light in a koozie
22 comments:
Composed by a true alcoholic.
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The true alcoholic was your mama y tu pendejo, and compose nothing but shit.
MORONS par de maricones.
Baby, Movida, Esposa...or sounds like an abusive Crack user.
Montoya gives another clue to being GAY.
Chicano & poetry = GAY!!!
August 18, 2023 at 9:47 AM
the true gays are you and your mama mamones y jotitos
August 18, 2023 at 9:47 AM
Your way of thinking = Idiot
I wanted to use another word but I am trying to be polite. It's your mentality that keeps the Hispanic down.
Dam place is always close. print the hours when its open.
Bike and hike trail tourist attraction to the true colors of Brownsville. 4B money going down the drain of the welfare workforce of Brownsville.
9:47am.
IF JUANGA NALGAS MONTOYA IS GAY.
WHY DOES YOUR DAUGHTER KEEP CUMM ING BACK FOR MORE.
MAMA AND SON WALKING HOLDING HANDS INTO A CANTINA
PAR DE MARICONES = JOTITOS
@ 947 - so what if he is? It's his ass anyway not yours.
That's gotta be one of the nicest bars in town. Oh, have I told you all I love potholes as well?
Eldelasprietas.
when I go to another town I alway miss traffic lights that are red all the time, potholes all over the city, no parking nowhere, 50 people standing at every corner, trash galore, no HEB, no segundas nowhere no airport. So for me traveling must be for a real reason, like somebody ill in the family, a cumpleanos, go see a professional sport of ANY kind, otherwise I stay here, waiting for election time, so that I won't vote, HERE, NOT VOTING IS A HOBBY THAT EVERBODY ENJOYS.
HAPPY NO VOTING ENJOY...
CRONIC COMPLAINERS MOTTO: I ENJOY NOT VOTING MAKES ME HAPPY ALL THE TIME!
The Bar where time stood still.
If you like the smell of piss that's the place to go.
August 20, 2023 at 9:13 AM
I agree but after three beers the smell seems to disappear.
Who drinks bud light nowadays?
Only true Cantina left in downtown. It belongs on the National Register . Maybe they can apply for all the free money being given out by the COB to fix the restrooms.
Puros haters thats all folks, get a life you bums. chon
(f you like the smell of piss that's the place to go)
Everyone there smells like extremely sick diabetic piss.
Eldelasprietas.
and its only open a few hours a day imagine if opened all day and all night ffffuuuuuiiiiiii not even the inspector from san joe would go there, and he's used to the smell...
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