Friday, September 8, 2023

BORDER DRIVING CAUGHT BETWEEN MEXES AND SNOWBIRDS


Mata Bro
Don't wanna go

SeƱor Perdido Slow
Cause he don't know
Which way to go

Midwest Geriatrico
Caddy's slow

Hair like snow
You ain't in Cinci
Anymo'

Valle Bro
Why so slow?

Got insurance? No
Small wonder
You drive des pa cio

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lots of slow valley drivers too. Especially the one third without insurance.

Anonymous said...

Boring shit again.


drink Red Bull and then sit down to type, ese!


poetry is for Gays, in case you don't sabe.


Anonymous said...

it was worst several decades ago, estos pinches gringillos acted like owned everything here. mamones. Its not as bad as it was then. Texas passed a traffic law that prohibited trave, trailers from bunching together on the highway, they loved to do that. NOT IN TEXAS PENDEJOS.

Anonymous said...

Montoya, you and your dumbass junior high shit poetry.

ya basta!


ama, si le llame y le dije. Pero ese Juan es muy canijo. Le gusta chingar y chingar y chingar. Si, ama, le voy a llamar mas tarde.




Anonymous said...


FAA ends Starship mishap investigation; SpaceX required to take 63 corrective actions

1. do not hire locals
2. coffee breaks 4 hours before launch
3. space suits not needed
4. limit explosion sounds
5. local area habitat plants and animals must be moved
before every launch.
6. A viewing station must be built close to the Lpad
7. highway parking allowed.
8. No limits on elected officials viewing areas
9. chairs must be made available to all elected officials
10.chairs must be close to the rocket.

Anonymous said...

Love to drive here cause everybody tells me I am numero uno. gracias idiotas

Anonymous said...

Carlos Santana's 1969 performance of “Soul Sacrifice” at #Woodstock 50 years ago.

Anonymous said...

News, bro!


poetry is for jotinges.

Don't tread on me, guey!

Do some of your humorous typing, Juan.


BobbyWC said...

News for veterans. Now that UTRGV has refused to renew the lease at the Harlingen clinic they are moving to different locations. In a few months the ate opening a clinic at the professional building next to Drscoll in Brownsville. I came to town for a specialty appointment. I got here to be told the doctor is out with covid. Word is it is spreading fast in Dallas. There is no government reporting. Here at the VA at least half of staff and patients are wearing masks.

Anonymous said...

@3:07 PM

Get lost, Blimp. You bore everybody here with your medical lies.

open your own blog!


Anonymous said...

Mask don't work. Take your zinc and D3 and live your life. I know the power hungry asshole we call the county judge is eager to impose his rule on all his subjects. Motherfucker lost his power because he never heard of Proposition 6.

Anonymous said...

https://www.texastribune.org/2023/09/08/texas-spacex-faa-investigation/

FAA shuts down Elon Musk

Anonymous said...

Y la ciudad McCuacha (Macalen)
Puro double park
Parking lot rage y valet en el mall

Anonymous said...

September 8, 2023 at 9:35 AM
If you don't like anything here LEAVE JOTITO WITH YOUR MAMA AND DAUGHTER AND YOUR FATHER THE HATIAN LEAVE VETE JOTO...QUIT INSULTING PEOPLE HERE AND THE BLOG OWNER JOTON.

Anonymous said...

September 8, 2023 at 10:36 AM September 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM
TEACH YOUR MAMA HOW TO TYPE IDIOTA I'll do the rest hahahaha

Anonymous said...

September 8, 2023 at 10:36 AM

como chingas jotito mamon low income RATA. rent your mama an apartment and pay out of your pocket no andes de PIDICHE MAMON LOW INCOME RATA.

Anonymous said...

The two worst drivers are the snow birds and the wets! Its bad enough that the Valley is full of Mexican license plates but they are the worse drivers! The dumbasses either drive slow or too fast and have total disregard for other drivers. They think that they can do whatever they want like in corrupted Mexico!

Anonymous said...

Todos Aqui
Juan knows who we are even those going back and forth on our own Comments
It's called IP address

rita