Wednesday, October 11, 2023

CONSERVATIVES EXPLAIN WHY U.S. SHOULD INVADE MEXICO

La Cebolla

Candice Thomas, Graphic Designer: “Why be the most powerful nation in the world if you’re not going to abuse it?”

Hellen Thurman, Hairstylist: “I hear they’re hoarding all the best fentanyl for themselves.”

Stan Gargano, Little League Baseball Coach: “I ate an enchilada and it gave me heartburn.”

Lake Gallagher, Electrician: “When a country is your main trading partner, invading it is just common sense.”

Wells Bacote, Bartender: “They already have so much violence down there. We just have an obligation as Americans to make it worse.”

Agent Patrick Duncan, U.S. Border Patrol: “Why just kill people at the border when there’s a whole country full of them on the other side?”

Brandon Jones, Marketing Director: “They deserve to pay for dumping Texas on us.”

Yannis Scott, Pawnbroker: “If the United States isn’t actively invading someplace for no reason, this country isn’t doing it’s job.”

Chris Whittley, Restaurant Owner: “El Chapo keeps popping up in my lawn like a gopher and I can’t kill the fucker.”

Nancy Fix, Phlebotomist: “We warned them to speak English, and they didn’t listen.”

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The idea of militarily attacking the cartels in Mexico is just cheap talk from desperation. If you really want to control the flow of drugs you need to first secure the borders, something that the current democratic administration has failed to do. Secondly, hit the cartels where it hurts the most, their deep pockets. Cartel members living among us have been able to invest in our country. They own properties and businesses purchased with illegal funds. Let’s keep the IRS busy and off the backs of the workingman.

Anonymous said...

cotton picker: whi no shippy dem bak to cucaracho irupie...

Anonymous said...

Cameron County Sheriff's Office is not in compliance with the nationwide, public-facing, Brady List; or:

Supreme Court of the United States [SCOTUS] Brady doctrine (1963);
US Freedom of Information Act (1967);
State Sunshine Law (see, below);
Open Government Act (2007);
Open Government Initiative (2009); and,
Open Government Directives (2009) issued by the United States Department of Justice.
This information has been curated by journalists and private citizens; and, this platform is available as-a-service to all Peace Officer Standards & Training [POST] Departments, Prosecutors, and Law Enforcement Organizations [LEOrgs].

The county was founded in 1848 and is named for Captain Ewen Cameron, a soldier during the Texas Revolution and in the ill-fated Mier Expedition. During the later 19th century and through World War II, Fort Brown was a US Army outpost here, stimulating the development of the city of Brownsville.
WIKI

Anonymous said...

BS.
ATTACK US GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION

Anonymous said...

Meskins should be printed on the sombrero not cartel. sounds more realistic!

Anonymous said...

El Cartel de Los Sapos..

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