Wednesday, November 8, 2023

READ ALL ABOUT IT! OUR BRAND NEW EL RRUN-RRUN BIZ CARD

(Ed.'s Note: After more than 13 years in the blogosphere biz, someone suggested that we have some cards made so we can let people know where they can reach out to us and send us besos o ladrillos. The card was designed by the same graphic artist who designed the screaming newsboy with disgraced district judge Abel Limas on the front page. 

In fact, although he is somewhat media shy, it is the same artist who came up with our new masthead on the bottom that features Maya hieroglyphics, SpaceX, the annular eclipse, and the global conflagration we are enduring today. We won't say who it is, but we are pleased beyond words for the quality of work.) 

28 comments:

Anonymous said...



I see only one mohawk vato.


Again, you condemn the entire dept. based on flimsy shit, Montoya.


Hair bugs you? Look at your gray mop. Parece parque de ratas tu pinche pelo, bro.


Anonymous said...

Skinhead on the right in photo is the one who should scare you.


Anonymous said...

Sheriff Lucio is rolling over in his grave right now with all these fat sloppy fucks at SO now.

Anonymous said...

I will not criticize the man, but I will say yes, that is not a good appearance for an officer of the law who represents us in Cameron County. The Sheriff's Office needs higher standards.

As McDonald's founder Ray Kroc, would say "You're only as good as the people you hire".

Anonymous said...

jajajajajaja

Rivera who is next to the sloppy guy has no balls

he sold everyone out and doesn't stand up for all the deputies that are only being used to campaign for Garza at all the schools

rivera doesnt want to say shit because he is working 9-5with weekend off

You remember when we stood by you rivera when Abraham rdz bitch slapped you around. you member, i member, you member

you are a coward rivera and you should resign as president of the association because you are afraid to stand up against the corruption of eric garza you pussy

Anonymous said...

MORBIDLY OBESE deputies is the NORM and not the exception in the Rio Grande Delta. FAT deputies that are unfit for duty in the LAND OF TACOS is acceptable. In the military, I had to take a physical fitness test EVERY YEAR. Are there any STANDARDS for physical fitness in law enforcement? Apparently not...

Anonymous said...

Is that deputy choco????

Anonymous said...

THEY GOTTA LOOK LIKE THEIR BOSS, EL OTRO PENDEJO.
NUNCA GANAMOS PUROS IDIOTAS...

Anonymous said...

It's because the officer only had money for that haircut. But the native Americans aka Indians don't like it. The Mohawks are angry and on the warpath. There will be no bingo in Brownsville because of this issue of the haircut.

Anonymous said...

Choco cut your hair and iron your pants wei

Anonymous said...

no more patrolling. we only do school presentations and special presentations for the Sheriff GArza. they no longer care about the people and the deputies that we only have very few officers to answser the calls. that is why everyone is leaving and looking to go elsewhere. its to dangerous to stay here. all the new deputies the Garza knows he leaves them to work day jobs and they work til 5pm. our so called deputy association president Edgar Rivera does not represent us because he is scared to be put back to patrol. the standards of professionalism are all long gone. they do not care about the crime and if we have plenty of officders to patrol. Rivera only cares about having enough to cover the school presentations and having enough for show and tells at schools. this is bad. really bad especially when our LTS and Captains have no courage to do anything. nobody cares and we just stopped patrolling and park all night until a call comes in.

Anonymous said...

pinches payasos. who's next el idiota del cherife? law enforcement clowns.

Anonymous said...

Sad. I got nothing else to say. Nothing.

Anonymous said...

Pct4 se la come

Anonymous said...

On behalf of the CCSO Deputy we don’t claim him we will pass him on to Pct1

Anonymous said...

Dam choco lay off them breakfast tacos…. But bring a extra Q for me

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile Lieutenant Lopez and Deputy Juan Carlos Garcia pelándosela moving the tower around justifying their Mon-Fri 8-5 schedules. Imagine getting paid like a Lieutenant only to be used to move the tower and be in charge of cameras and events. But CID and patrol have to cover presentations. Dani Gomez has not only lost patrol but the whole office because of how much he favors dumbasses like ponytail Lerma, Juan Carlos and Barney rubble Lopez. Put these fuckers to work patrol and maybe people would talk less shit about you and respect you Dani.

Anonymous said...

Citizens and other LE agencies have lost all respect for the sheriffs office. What happened to taking pride in your uniform? What happened to being professional and presentable to the public? The sheriffs office is a disgrace to the badge and we are embarrassed to work under you. Eric, you have guys like Carlos Garcia and this fat fuck with a ponytail walking around the office playing cop. That badge on the left side of your uniform is earned! day in and day out. All the Nights, holidays, and birthdays we miss because we are working patrol and trying to provide the best service to our citizens. Tell me Eric, when have you ever been a true public servant. When have you ever missed a holiday with your family to protect someone else’s. You don’t know what you’re doing man and we are suffering because of it. Patrol has 4 deputies covering the whole county while you assign deputies to be hall monitors at 7300 and the court house? You will be remembered as the worse sheriff Cameron county has had.

Anonymous said...

Que onda con Abel putting COUNTY POLICE all over his Pct 2 units? No mames Abel! You're no police. You are court security guards. You guys just go out looking for side gigs at the bars and sitting at road construction sites. If you are the police, why do you call the real cops when you are working at the bars and get in trouble? Why do you always want to give your 95S to Brownsville PD? No que muncho COUNTY POLICE? Ponte a cuidar el parking lot and work on your chicken plate fundraisers.

Anonymous said...

IT IS NOT A MOHAWK.
IT IS A PULL ON MY PONY TAIL, BANG.

Anonymous said...

This is why Deputies don't want to help you anymore Dani Gomez. You constantly fuck patrol and CID over assisting at events because you don't have the balls to tell Rosie to slow it down with the presentations. You get mad when Deputies don't want to come in on their days off to work details and events when your buddies are too busy filling their pockets with OT gigs or working those same events on OT time. Meanwhile your buddies Juan and Lerma have newer units than senior or even fto Deputies. They get to work special details on OT whenever they want. And to top it all off, your go to guy is that short fuck Lopez. No wonder everyone is hating on you. In your corner you have Lopez who is known for throwing Deputies under the bus to save his ass, Juan Carlos who is the new Eddie Guerra sucking dick and Lerma who is the slave to shorty Lopez and Captain Juan Carlos. Let's see if you have the balls to tell Lerma to cut his hair like the rest of us, or even like you?

Anonymous said...

Lerma is a disgrace to our department, looks gross in uniform. Both Juan Carlos and Lerma have no reason being here. Bitches didn't put in the time like the rest of us on patrol, but expect to be fed with a golden spoon. The units they have used to be EARNED, not begged for, and if a rookie bitch begged for a new unit, they would be laughed at and told to move along. These fat fucks need to be on patrol to be more active to hopefully lose weight. Put in the time on patrol like the rest of us fat mother fuckers, and earn the unit to drive.

Anonymous said...

Juan Carlos and Lermas supervisor Dani Gomez used to be about making the uniform look good. Now what capt? You let these fat fucks make the rest of us look bad.

Anonymous said...

Man admits to transporting drugs during traffic stop, Brownsville police say

HOW MUCH DOES THE LOCAL POLICE DEPT SPENT ON TIPS TO TRAFFIC STOP THESE DRUG RUNNERS? MILLIONS, LIKE THE BIKE TRAILS, MURAL AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE and salaries just like the teachers getting a pay raise twice in one month mamonas.

WITHOUT TIPS THEY WOULD NOT ARREST NO ONE, ONLY RUNNING RED LIGHTS, WHY BECAUSE ALL TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE STUCK ON THE RED SIGNAL LIGHTS, ALL OF THEM...

JUANITO tell us how much the PD spends on tips??>? every year the public wants to know.

Anonymous said...

Grow some balls Rivera and tell him something. he makes us all look bad and you standing next to him, your a coward rivera along with Dani

Anonymous said...

How can Sheriff Erica Garza expect respect when she does not respect her position by having high standards?

Anonymous said...

I wanna grow up and be like that deputy (fat with a bad crooked dick looking haircut) said no one ever! Come on sheriff all joking aside, this really looks bad on your department.

Anonymous said...

What an artist. Real artistic folk tend to shy away from the limelight. Many blessings.

rita