Sunday, December 10, 2023

THE B'VILLE SUNDAY RITUAL: PAYING HOMAGE TO DA LARD

(Ed.'s Note: This sight is repeated all over Brownsville every Sunday morning as residents use drive-throughs at tortillerias and other food businesses to buy barbacoa de cabeza. There are, of course, Stripes and HEBs but connoisseurs prefer the greasy - but delicious - recipes of the independent sellers. 

There's Vera's, Capistran's, Marcelo's, to name a few.

The local aorta-clogging delicacy is a Sunday morning tradition in many Brownsville and South Texas homes to the dismay of "wellness" advocates, who point out that a diet with a hefty weekly dose of grease through the consumption of barbacoa and tamales or carnitas does nothing in the good fight against obesity, diabetes and a host of other ills. 

Psst. I'll let you in on a little secret. These guys in line at Capistran's aren't going to suit up in Spandex Sunday mornings and mount a 10-speed bike and hit the trails, regardless of the wishful-thinking of city commissioners and hike and bike boosters. 

Something gets lost in the translation  between the Austin wannabes and the barrio folk. But a public finance policy allotting millions in tax funds to please a nanny state approach to counter personal diet choice is the direction our community "leaders" have opted to follow. This community's limited resources, we think, could be better spent on finding a fix to the sorry state of our infrastructure, the city's hard-scrabble appearance, and a reassessment of our community's priorities. Instead we throw away the people's money on these gentry pleasures and find new ways to raise taxes and fees on the rest of us.

 Nothing is going to get fixed by riding out a mild norther with a chubby city commissioner. Having a taco or two of barbcoa con salsa casera on a chilly day waiting for the game is a lot more appealing. Bite on that COB. ONE KILO CITY. )

16 comments:

Anonymous said...




You're wrong, Toya.

Not all of us are barbacoa freaks. I can't stand the focking aftertaste! And I do exercise, bike and all, unlike you and your soft-bone cantina flock.

No, pos no: Fat is not where it's at!



Eldelasprietas




Anonymous said...

It's called progress, Montoya.

You want to live in 1967 all your damned life.

Most of us don't, vato loco.


Anonymous said...




So, we're fat in Browntown.

now, tell me something I don't know.



Anonymous said...

Tornado hit Tennessee and killed 6. Lots of damage.

God punishes Red States again!


Go God!!!!!



Anonymous said...

Food makes you happy, (laspachangas) if you are happy your family is happy, if your family is happy the city is happy, why? happiness makes you work and you get paid and then you can pay the PROPERTY taxes and the elected officials are happy, then they can get paid, drive a new car, go on vacation (free), get insurance (for their whole family), gas allowance, go on trips, get debit and credit cards, go to all the local restaurants (you pay) buy all their clothes and all these comes out of "YOUR PROPERTY" TAXES". PENDEJOS...

APARTMENT DWELLERS DO NOT PAY PROPERTY TAXES. FACT!!!

Anonymous said...

Oink! Oink!

Anonymous said...

Barbacoa has no sugar.

It is rich in minerals: Zinc, Selenium, Phosphorus, Potassium, Iron, Calcium.

Vitamins: B6, B12, Vitamin K, Vitamin D.

Eat with cilantro, tomato, salsa etc


Buy this healthy barbacoa from J.J. Cardenas Tortilla Factory by Morningside. The Best.

Anonymous said...

Por eso yo tomo y no como!

Anonymous said...

The lard doesn't make you fat. The carbs in the masa make you fat if you don't use up the energy.

Anonymous said...

Hey FACT, learn some facts. Apartment renters do pay taxes. It is built into the rent to pay the taxes paid by the apartment owners. Also, and on topic. HEB has the best tamales. They are made in San Antonio.

Anonymous said...

All cultures have their bad foods
It's human nature to crave the bad stuff
It's prevalent throughout the south
Been there done that seen it
Hey, we all gonna die
Might as well do our part
Yall's geographical area is not the exception and is not to blame
Enjoy amigos

Anonymous said...

COMIDA DE CAMPIONES "GRASA"

Anonymous said...

Juan its like gambling, its the peoples choice if they gamble or not and with barbacoa its the same thing it is up to you. You make the choice. chon

Anonymous said...

December 11, 2023 at 9:40 AM


"Also, and on topic. HEB has the best tamales. They are made in San Antonio".

HAHAHAHA SanAnto buys them from el valle and resells them back to el valle as home-made!!!
hahahahaaaa NEVER LEARN!!!

por eso estamos como estamos bien %^&*I(O#$%...

Anonymous said...

By gosh, how can any well-intentioned South Texas, chicano or gringo, disparage barbacoa?!? C'mon, carnal, as in all things that are good, everything in moderation will not kill you. A little walk around the block is always good for the good old corazon and it also cleans your venas. All of you that are making bad on barbacoa are a bunch of mentirosos PLUS you're probably also in the oink! oink! lane. Take a good look in the mirror, mis gordos y mis gorda LOL!

Anonymous said...

I don't give a shit, I eat meskin food all da time and I am not fat (bymystandards). Barbacoa is my favorite next to tripitas, mollejas, cueritos, panza, orejas, nariz y lengua. KEEP EM COMIN'.

FORGOT Y PATAS......

rita