Lily Jefferson, Paralegal: “We wouldn’t need it if migrants just slashed themselves to death.”
Tanya Slate, Bartender: “I think it’s effective, but I’m open to more humane ways of mutilating people.”
Nancy Drake, Realtor: “For the same reason the Statue of Liberty is pointing a gun at the ocean.”
Will Harrison, Grocer: “You know, all the usual, non-racist reasons.”
Larry Eastman, Plumber: “If razor wire is so bad, how come people are so desperate to get stuck in it?”
Marie Fischer, Lifeguard: “If you’re not willing to endure multiple infected lacerations to get into this country, do you even want it?”
Garrett Van Breen, Optometrist “It won’t stop them, but I’ll sleep better knowing they suffer.”
Floyd Webber, Insurance Agent “Our nation is stronger with immigrants snagged on barbed wire and writhing in agony.”
Shirley Ramsey, Dietitian “It sends the message to migrants that the United States is a land covered in razor wire and is completely uninhabitable because of all the sharp metal on the ground.”
Harrison Green, ICE Agent “It wouldn’t be necessary if they’d stop removing all the land mines I put down.”
Rohan Watkins, Designer: “It’s a must if you’re going for the rustic and natural aesthetic. It flows so well with the reclaimed wood and earth tone vibes already going down there.”
Tess Sullivan, Physical Therapist: “We’ve got to pick a fight with Biden and the federal government about something, and this is the one that came up most recently.”
Isaac Concho, Texas National Guard: “Next you’ll suggest we not use tanks.”
Archie Peterson, Train Conductor: “If migrants are scared off by a little razor wire, how are they going to survive the constant threat of gun violence in this country?”
Melanie Alfred, Videographer: “It effectively addresses both my border security concerns and my repugnant cruelty.”
Kevin Boggs, Rancher: “If it’s good enough for maximum-security inmates, it’s good enough for a desperate family from Venezuela.”
Michael Bartroff, Texas National Guard: “When they’re trapped in razor wire, they’re easier to shoot.”
Marie Fischer, Lifeguard: “If you’re not willing to endure multiple infected lacerations to get into this country, do you even want it?”
Garrett Van Breen, Optometrist “It won’t stop them, but I’ll sleep better knowing they suffer.”
Floyd Webber, Insurance Agent “Our nation is stronger with immigrants snagged on barbed wire and writhing in agony.”
Shirley Ramsey, Dietitian “It sends the message to migrants that the United States is a land covered in razor wire and is completely uninhabitable because of all the sharp metal on the ground.”
Harrison Green, ICE Agent “It wouldn’t be necessary if they’d stop removing all the land mines I put down.”
Rohan Watkins, Designer: “It’s a must if you’re going for the rustic and natural aesthetic. It flows so well with the reclaimed wood and earth tone vibes already going down there.”
Tess Sullivan, Physical Therapist: “We’ve got to pick a fight with Biden and the federal government about something, and this is the one that came up most recently.”
Isaac Concho, Texas National Guard: “Next you’ll suggest we not use tanks.”
Archie Peterson, Train Conductor: “If migrants are scared off by a little razor wire, how are they going to survive the constant threat of gun violence in this country?”
Melanie Alfred, Videographer: “It effectively addresses both my border security concerns and my repugnant cruelty.”
Kevin Boggs, Rancher: “If it’s good enough for maximum-security inmates, it’s good enough for a desperate family from Venezuela.”
Michael Bartroff, Texas National Guard: “When they’re trapped in razor wire, they’re easier to shoot.”
16 comments:
How are illegals getting caught on razor wire? Besides being stupid are they also blind? Just go back and follow the legal process!
Make sure you’re ignorant ass readers understand this is satire.
Journalism is dead.
Montoya is a biased mouthpiece for the left.
Quien va a mantener a esos cabrones? They assaulted NYC PD on freaking Times Square!!!
How can you defend this Montoya??? More illegals come in to the country every day than US babies born!
Fucking Biden is the biggest traitor to this country.
Notice how many commentators have German names. I guess they’re still not over there racism. Keep working on it, guys.
Not to worry just give him some more free land by boca chica and he'll come up with a solution. Like say rockets that explode while landing
Huh, it was to be a deterrent? But, since we know that they are intelligent people? They don't know to go around and cross somewhere else? Gotta stop this invasion, somehow!
Constantine wire is too expensive
Just throw gators in river
border should be open like the gaza-egypt border
Its your government at work, likes to fund wars not help people. Help this hemisphere not cockroach europe.
GRINGOS HELPING GRINGOS, now complain about that cocos mamones you ain't white never will be and your asses will remain BROWN like the earth's dirt. BABOSOS/AS
President Biden Holds Campaign Rally in Las Vegas, Nevada
BREAKING NEWS: Here in Brownsville Texas a group of illegals were captured yesterday and tranported to las vegas to attend a biden/harris rally, which made the room look full. There is no printed materal of what the president said because of difficulty deciphering his words which at times seem like mumbo jumbo
(an obscure ritual).
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) was formally “banished” from the lands of the state’s largest tribe on Friday, after the governor decried what Republicans have described as a crisis on the U.S. border.
Frank Star Comes Out, the president of the Oglala Sioux Tribe, said in a statement that Noem would no longer be welcome on the Pine Ridge Reservation, following a speech she gave before state lawmakers last week. In her address, Noem described the ongoing migrant crisis at the southern border as an “invasion” and said she hoped to send razor wire and security personnel to Texas.
Key highlights of the Senate’s proposed border and sea deal package
check the archives to list how many vessels were sent here illegally from europe countries and to list everyone by name and search for their relatives, to be sent back as illegal entries to this country, and fine the country that they came from.
This country has become like a toilet without the flushing, There needs to be a flusher, to flush the bad turds out and to be sent back to cockroach europe.
THE DOORS:
City of Night L.A. woman ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows
Are you a lucky little lady in the City of Light?
Or just another lost angel?
City of Night, City of Night
City of Night, City of Night
L.A. woman, L.A. woman
L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon
Drive through your suburbs
Into your blues, into your blues, yeah
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I see your hair is burning
Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar
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Midnight alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman so alone
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Motel money murder-madness
Let's change the mood from glad to sadness
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin'
Risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
I gotta risin', risin
Well, risin', risin'
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin'
Whoa, oh yeah
PICHES COCOS MAMONES. DO YO THINK QUE PORQUE LE BESAS EL CULO A TRUMP EVERYTHING IS OK. PENDEJOS PARA TRUMP Y LOS REPUBLICANOS YOU ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE GREASER MESKINS. USTEDES LOS BROWN NAZIS WOULD APPROVE REMOVING THE RAZOR WIRE ONLY IF ABBOT BUILT GAS CHAMBER DIGUISED COMO SHOWERS Y LOS OVENS DIGUISED COMO SAUNAS. Y DESPUES USTEDES LOS CHRISTIAN REPUBLICAN DIRIAN QUE LA CINIZA QUE SE ENCUENTRA EN EL VALLE ES PORQUE QUEMAN EL SUGAR CANE. PINCHES CULEROS ECHESEN UNAS VIRONGAS AND DILUTE THAT MAGA SMEGMA IN YOUR BRAIN. PISS IT OUT.
YO SOY LO QUE SOY
Y SIEMPRE LO SERE
PERO JAMAS SERE LAMBISCON
February 6, 2024
Typical blind democrat, who love getting their ear nibbled on by brandon. Can't you just use that brain of yours to figure out that the left media and Washington lesbos and maricones just lie about everything in this country? You also have to be a wetback since you're so bothered by the wire on the border? Remember you idiot, you're supporting these illegal immigrants like the rest of Americans!
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