Monday, March 25, 2024

ERIC'S MONDAY MORNING FUNNIES: A CAR WITH BULLET WOUNDS

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pa pendejo no se estudia.

Anonymous said...

Poor Eric Garza same as the jail Lts
pendejos.

Anonymous said...

LmFAO!

Anonymous said...

El mismo pendejo que anda en las escuelas de nuestros niños

Anonymous said...

LOL
That is funny.
what the heck, he still must kick himself in the ass for that one.

He said what do you call them... jajajajaja

Anonymous said...




I'm still voting for Sheriff Eric Garza. I'm a Democrat!


Anonymous said...

Clown

Anonymous said...



Everybody has this issue.

Bring me the thing.
What thing?
That one over there.

This one.
No, that one, are you dumb !!!

Anonymous said...

the clown with a badge and a gold plated escuadra, doesn't know what caliber means its a auto 45 cal idiota.

Anonymous said...

What a lame individual. Totally over his head. Can’t even speak in public. This is the guy many of you out there defend???? I know he’s family, but the guy is an embarrassment. The guy looks completely out of place. Why Eric why??? Just look and listen to yourself, don’t you have any dignity or shame? Like they say in the valley: “pobre vato”. Pinche Sheriff Fife at his best!!!

Anonymous said...

Thats OLD bro get something new!!!

Anonymous said...

"No, that one, are you dumb !!!"

you forgot the question mark.

Va ganar Eric!!!!

Anonymous said...

That is what the voters of Cameron County want
an Idiot Sheriff! They keep voting for incompetence.

Anonymous said...

Se la van a pelar an Eric… ya oíste Junior Andrade? No commissary contract for you…. Like Treviño has promised you. Ba de ratas ojetudas!

Anonymous said...

How does a vehicle have bullet wounds? Mas pendejo no se puede. Este vato seme hace que nunca a arestado a ninguna persona. I was voting for Rosas but now my family is voting for Manuel Trevino. Has more experience. All my coworkers here at the jail are voting for Trevino. Ese pinche Eric ni le importa la carcel.

Anonymous said...

Mario Tobías instead of commenting on here get to work you lazy pos. Ya tienes un año dicendo que te vas y sigues aquí dando lástima. Everyone in your generation surpassed you and has made something for themselves meanwhile you stay behind like always

Anonymous said...

CARRIZALEZ RUCKER JAIL STAFF VOTING FOR TREVINO.

WE WANT ALL THE Lts to be gone including the commander .

Anonymous said...

Mendieta bas para fuera bru.. big Joe is taking your place.. if anyone doubted Garza's stupidity and incompetence. Dis guy placed mendieta as jail.commander in charge of all 3 County jails.LMFAo!

Anonymous said...

ITS OMAR LUCIO AND JAVIER REYNA'S FAULT.. HAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember, "I don't know"

Anonymous said...

Poor guy. Can you imagine his sheriff reports.
A person that looks like a girl wearing jeans and not a dress. And had 2 balls, on the backside and they were round. And the front part of the chest look masculine but with a shape of papayas. And the front part of the waist below the belt section, a crease in the middle that went in, maybe wearing a jockstrap.

Anonymous said...

March 25, 2024 at 11:52 AM

IDIOTA, THIS IS A BLOG NOTHING FORMAL GOOGLE IT ESTUPIDO...
If you got the credentials go teach but I can guess you don't, even teachers know this... PENDEJO

Anonymous said...

If this is how he sounds during a news interview imagine how his affidavits would be read out loud in a court room 😂

Stick to your mornings cup of coffee posts. Sad to see he’s the face of CCSD 😂

Anonymous said...

Lol it seems like the jail has gone to shit and the lts have nothing to say. Where is all that shit talking now bitches lmao

Anonymous said...

You are shitting bricks Silverio that is why you get su touchy when people are talking about ur boss Garza you know he is a Fck idiot but ur pay is too good to let go. Well enjoy Pendejito ya se te va acabar la chichita ojetito. Ya que ni tu as echo nada por el departamento del Sheriff ay nomas estas de lambe guevos de tu jefe aaah pero con mucho chofer de tu camoton tu primo El Chile La Gilbertona Cisneros tambien otro lambeguevos de tu jefe. A Chiflar a la loma a toda la Garza y Cisneros clan. Worst Ever Sheriff y bien lo dijo el Sheriff Lucio Lo siento por los ciudadanos de Cameron County son los que van a pagar las pendejadas de la INEXPERIENSA DR""ERIC GARZA"" y asta parece que lo abia dicho un PROFETA y asi fue. Aah y NO se les olvide llevarse al otro inutil del baboso de Mendieta otro Pendejo vale madres que nunca sirvio pa nada. Pinches corrupos del camotismo😜😁😁👍

Anonymous said...

Lt Ayala de DC1 que dice tu amante la China de la cocina dijo jailer Alcalde .

Anonymous said...

was there a shoot out at the ccso? and they were using water pistolas? Ooooooh traing time oooook.......

Anonymous said...

Mendieta take Lt Costilla with you dumb fuck and Lt Mejia.

Anonymous said...

I think this guy speaks alot better than Perez, Cantu and Lucio all put together. Run for this position if you think you can speak better.
Perez couldn't even answer questions for nation's reporters that showed up for Kilroy's death Conrado was all ghetto. and Poor Lucio, couldn't take a step without Reyna guardin him.
This guy might also be a mocoso, but at least he's done better than the others to his dept.
Employees do not want to vote for him? i doubt that. if they didn't like him they could quit. They can move...They're not trees!!!
Happy Easter y'all. Jesus died for you. Act like it.

Anonymous said...

Manny Trevino speaks waaaayyyyy better than the Eric and for sure, has a lot more knowledge and experience in the law enforcement field than the wanna be. My vote is for Manny Trevino. Clean house Manny and teach these fools how the S.O should be run.

Anonymous said...

Clean house hahahahaaa funny comment Manny is another fckn conrado cantu..... or u all forgot he was working with conrado anddd lucky he never got popped....

Anonymous said...

Lt Ayala has it small, don't waste your time kitchen lady. The huevos you cook are bigger.
Mejia is a piece of shit also. Fuck them both.
Ybarra is a idiot, trying to smash when his face looks smashed. I got messages of him trying to get something out of me just in case his wife wants to know 😉😏

Anonymous said...

I would rather have another Conrado Cantu than the current idiot(s) we have now. Hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

El lt olivares fucking around with medical staff danny sanchez inside the 300 crysler

Anonymous said...

LT COSTILLA AND DONNY COSTILLA LOL PINCHE PENDEJOS UNO ESTUPIDO Y EL OTRO REGALA air PODS AND TABLETS AND GIFT CARDS TO SEE IF THE FEMALES JAILERS GO OUT WITH HIM PINCHE PELON

Anonymous said...

@4:04 pm lol you're clearly a disgruntled human being LMAOOOO

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