Monday, March 11, 2024

YOU CAN PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG, BUT IT'S STILL A PIG...



Special to El Rrun-Rrun
It was promoted as the latest and greatest State of Brownsville Police Department presentation in the history of the city featuring Chief Felix "El Chapo" Sauceda held last Wednesday at the city's Events Center.

As far as a report on the state of the PD, Sauceda – also an assistant city manager (at a $195,000 salary) – waxed eloquently and discussed some of the department’s "achievements" and the challenges they faced. Future projects and community events were also discussed at the event.

The chief says it’s the police department’s duty to be transparent and accountable with the community.

During his address, Sauceda showed a video summarizing the department's activities and achievements in 2023. The video also included the city's crime statistics for that year, demonstrating the department's efforts to improve public safety.(?) 

The presentation had all the trappings of a television commercial with customized graphics, multiple screens and videos prepared by the overpaid, hype-generating factory called the city's Communications and Marketing Dept. under spin wizard Director Manuel Chacon ($124,000) and his staff of 10 well-paid winged monkeys. 

Sauceda was wearing his best chief uniform, his best chief cap, his best chief spit-shined shoes, and his best chief smile. Unfortunately, as far as city crime stats went, Sauceda's "best" wasn't good enough.

That's where fantasy ends and reality begins (the unlipsticked-pig). 

Among the "accomplishments" of
the BPD in 2023 was an INCREASE OF MORE THAN 100 reported crimes than in 2022 for a total of 4,435 crimes.

The figure includes an INCREASE in violent crimes such as murder, and non-violent crimes such as theft.

“Unfortunately, any one of those crimes is one crime too many,” Brownsville police Chief Felix Sauceda later told a local broadcaster. “These are serious crimes."

Sauceda said there were eight murders in his city in 2023, DOUBLE from the year before.

In 2023, more than 332 vehicle thefts were also reported — an INCREASE of 140 compared to the year before.

A number of those thefts were trucks that were taken to Mexico, Sauceda said, adding that Brownsville police have made several arrests linked to vehicle thefts, but not specifying how many, when the arrests were made, or the property recovered.

“We continue to work with educating our community in staying vigilant, and everything we can try to do to avoid those senseless crimes,” Sauceda said.

Sauceda said the police department is updating their computer system so that it can help dispatchers report crimes faster, and helps officers act quicker. He emphasized the importance of (catch-word alert!) changing the organizational culture, fostering innovation, and building a modern police force capable of effectively serving the community.

“When we took over five years ago, we knew that we needed to change the culture, we knew that we needed to innovate, we needed to build a modern-day police organization and what was that going to embody and what was that going to have to bring to the table,” Sauceda said during his presentation.

Well, chief, after five years these crime statistic reports show that there is nowhere but up for the PD. Room for improvement. Yeah, that's the ticket. Oink.

26 comments:

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Anonymous said...

No wonder Brownsville citizens are hit yearly with increased property taxes. A salary of $195,000 is too high for any position in our impoverished area. So city administrators gave this puppet an additional position of assistant city manager to justify his high salary. How many assistant city mangers does this shit hole of a city really need? When are voters going to demand accountability? When are voters going to demand that the city/county commissioners conduct a salary survey in this area? We need to compare all city/county positions with similar positions in the private sector. Too much government! Too much waste!

Anonymous said...

US Rep. Monica De La Cruz to deliver response to president’s State of the Union address.

what can a coco wanna be white racist republIcian tell us? that trumputo will be a better president? that he will deport all meskins back to mesco including cocos? that he will bomb the river? sell out this country to pudding? that he will turn the white house into a whore house? release all white prisoners in prison here in the US? remove social security for ever, programs that help the low income will be a thing of the past while giving all the communist countries billions of dollars in aid?

THAT'S THE KIND OF PRESIDENT WE NOW NEED! VOTE RACIST REPUBLICAN AND START PACKING CAUSE YOU AS A MESKIN WILL BE DEPORTE EVEN IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE UNITED STATES OF RUSSIA (NEWNAME)! hahahahahaha!

hay los wacho en matamoscas soooooon, all you meskins start preparing to move....

Anonymous said...

An asshole overpaid cop, who department is making millions of dollars in traffic tickets. The motorcycle rats giving out tickets by the minute and where is that money? General fund? The only time the PD works with the public is when the cops are selling BBQ tickets?

BobbyWC said...

Note really reported on, but Biden promised to send to the Senate a Bill to deal with people like Sauceda and Garza on the Violence Against Women law. For years the DOJ enforced it against people like Sauceda and Garza who refuse to file charges on Domestic Violence. Then the Supreme Court finally issued an opinion which said Congress failed to include and enforcement provision. Biden promised to amend the law to now include the right of the DOJ to sue local law enforcement. The case I am working on which Saucedo refused to refer for prosecution the abuser knocked down the door and pulled a weapon on a pregnant woman. HUD had to intervene to stop the landlord from evicting the tenant. The Brownsville Housing Authority was told to intervene and stop it. If Biden gets the law through the DOJ will be allowed to sue the police chief, the sheriff or Saenz for refusing to enforce the law. UNDER THE LAW THE WOMAN DOES NOT HAVE TO AGREE TO PROSECTION. When Villalobos tried to use discretionary enforcement as a defense for all the domestic abuse cases, he dismissed Judge Hanen made clear to Villalobos under federal law state law enforcement has no discretion on the matter and must prosecute.

Anonymous said...



Law enforcement Officers (LEO) and Fire Fighters can earn their lifetime salaries in just one hour of working an incident.

Yes, the LEO and Firemen retirement system bankrupts many municipalities .

Brownsville is one of the victims.

Retirement benefits eat up over half of the budget for the City of Brownsville (COB).

Br kind to them.


Anonymous said...

Manuel Chacon is a joke.

Anonymous said...



Local Mexicans should speak only Spanish when around Gringos to show our displeasure with criminal Trump.

Pocho when around Mayra Flores.


Anonymous said...

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"Chief" ..... LOL LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

C’mon, Brownsville PD is the laughingstock of all those individuals that love breaking the law!! Those motorcycle cops are the worst ( Sauceda used to be one , remember). Instead of trying to meet their quotas for traffic violations why don’t they assist in surveillance for car thieves and or other crimes???. Where are the neighborhood patrols( during the day and night)?? Where are they , period??? Have you all ever heard of the saying: “while the cats away the mice are at play” . Well that’s exactly what happens at Brownsville PD. If the boss is to busy playing assistant city manager and posting pictures of himself on Facebook( as most critics point out) what do you think is gonna happen to the workforce??? You lead by example!!! They have no respect for their boss and i bet most of his supervisors are his buddies and dick around all day. My friend says, rumors of indecent/inappropriate behavior(among both the men and the women) are rampant throughout the workplace!! So if all the rumors and stories are true, the dept is a circus run by a bunch of clowns who don’t give a shit about crime statistics and delinquency!! “TO SERVE AND PROTECT “ YEAH RIGHT!! No tienen vergüenza.

Anonymous said...



Cowboys running back Tony Pollard signs with Tennessee Titans!

#20 is gone!!!!



Anonymous said...

The Pig Felix El Chapo Sauceda has sugar on his lips and poison in his heart!
Insider at City Hall have confirmed that El Pig Sauceda is attempting to under mind the City Manager as he attempts to the her spot!
City of Brownsville you hired the devil himself!

Anonymous said...

Democratic waste in our city!!

Ramirez, Helen City Manager
Guard, Alan Deputy City Manager
Sauceda, Felix Assistant City Manager and Police Chief
Zolezzi, Marina Chief of Staff
Figueroa, Rachel L Senior Executive Assistant
Office, Vacant Assistant City Manager

Anonymous said...

There you have the "Total Alignment" concept which translates to Total Bullshit. None of the city management staff members has leadership skills, none lead by example.

Anonymous said...

Yup citizens of Brownsville have no idea that this guy is the worst Police Chief in the History of the Brownsville Police Department!
The Department is now riddled with scandals and cover ups!
Chief Sauceda suspended a veteran Lieutenant for failing to help DPS in a pursuit!
Yet does absolutely nothing to a Lieutenant Calderon who body shamed, harrased and ridiculed a female cadet!
Then the same Lieutenant had an inappropriate relationship with another female cadet letting her do as she pleased! When the female cadet refused to continue the relationship with Calderon, the Lieutenant has her fired!
All while Chief Sauceda's patrol Commander is well aware of both situations along with Chief Sauceda and they do nothing but bring out the broom and sweep it under the rug!
Later just transferring both Lieutenant and Commander to patrol..🤔
Good job Chief Sauceda!
Besides crime running wild in Brownsville
You mention nothing about all the Law suits pending against your department!
Yup great job!

Anonymous said...

No shit Felix Sauceda sucks, leadership at Brownsville PD..LMAO!!!
Chief Sauceda will give you a book on leadership!🤣🤣😂🤣

Anonymous said...

Chief Felix El Chapo Sauceda attempting to pull another fast one as he tries to insert one of his boys into a Supervisor position as Sergeant even though the BPOA contract clearly states that you must be a Brownsville Police Officer for five years to be eligible to promote but 4 years is close enough if your one of El Chapo Sauceda's boys! Hell the guy already got his uniforms with the the Sgt's Stripes.
The BPOA has already said that they will ot fight it as they grab there ankles and take it right up the old A-hole!
The BPOA won't fight anything knowing if they do they will be moved feom their day time spots!
Thats right...why do you think so many are jumping ship at BPD!

Anonymous said...

Nah you all got it wrong!
Chief Sauceda is the best!
Its Supervisors like Sgt. "Snake OIL" LOPEZ that make BPD a losing organization..

Anonymous said...

The Pig Felix Sauceda is not even worthy of being called a Police Chief!
Crime tripling under his watch waiting time for a Police unit to arrive if you need them has also tripled.. Call Brownsville PD and Ask for a unit to take a Police Report...they will refer you to t a computer or try to convince you that you don't need a report!
Wtf ! What our the tax dollars paying for!
Apparently not police service!
That Mother Fu**er should be ashamed of himself! And he wants to be called a Chief??? I say they change his title to Thief Felix Sauceda...

Anonymous said...

Thief Felix El Chapo Sauceda! 🤣😂
You sure got that one right!

Anonymous said...

Feds: Man delivers 23lbs of cocaine to undercover agent in Brownsville H-E-B parking lot

why not at a cantina where there is no families nor children? why? pinches bola de mamoes always lookting to look good but at who's expense. culos todos y mamones if it was up north where gringos live THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED AT A GROCERY STORE

ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT ARE PIGS FEDS, STATE, COUNTY AND CITY. PIGS PIGS AND PIGS...

Anonymous said...

You are free 'oink oin' to go, but foist give me 'oink oink' your id, if not 'oink oink' give me your name and 'oink oink' address. This happened 'squeek squeek' to me yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Cant serve two master as per bible, eithe
r you are the police chief or asst city manager.

Anonymous said...

Late to the party, stopped reading this blog because all they talk about is sheriff Garza. Sheriff Garza has been taking all the attention away from P.O.S. felix sauceda. Mr sauceda is a fucken snake but the public doesn’t know that cause all they see is him spending time with the driscoll kids and other Down syndrome kids while trying to make himself look good. That P.O.S. does not deserve the chief title, that’s why the officers refuse to call him chief (except mamalouie) he calls him potronsito bonito but it sure pisses him off when they don’t address him as chief. Guess what mr sauceda, you have to earn their respect not demand it. As no per the murders only being 8, he probably has some victims on life support so they dont have to count them. He has his supervisors manipulating the numbers and reclassifying cases so they don’t count on the stats. Oh and then the stolen cars problem. mr sauceda got rid of all his experienced detectives, pushed them out and making most of them leave the department. He now has a department to his liking with a bunch of inexperienced rookies but that’s not the problem in the stolen car department. It’s incompetence and inexperience but mostly incompetence. When you have a guy in there that works for both, PD and gulf cartel what do you expect. Of course all the stolen cars are going to mexico and of course it’s being facilitated, so the gulf cartel can receive and operate with new high end vehicles. What a bunch of fucken morons. By the way, there’s no cops out on the streets cause sauceda takes care of certain individuals like the swat reject he has assigned to gym duty or lime his ex girlfriend who he has assigned to a clerk job or lime those females that are still working from home even though the pandemic ended years ago. Bottom line is no one cares to look into it and no one bothers to say anything especially when they have that fear of being retaliated against. Just so you know, I did not waste my time viewing that stupid state of PBD address. Wouldn't waste my time listening to that lying P.O.S. You claim to be transparent, then tell everyone what happened with Lt Zamorano and Lt Calderon. Let us know the outcome of those internal investigations asshole. Once again, Fuck You felix sauceda. You’re are a fucken lying backstabbing peace of shit

Anonymous said...

Look at the stupid BPD facebook page and you’ll see what sauceda is a no good nothing for. Now officers are playing basketball at driscoll instead of patrolling our fucken streets. You fucken idiot sauceda put your officers out on the streets to fight and prevent crime, stop your fucken driscoll events and your photoshoots asshole. We pay taxes and demand safe streets and neighborhoods. I don’t want to be thinking my car is going to get stolen when I go shopping.

rita