NEW YORK—Violating the judge’s order prohibiting the former president from killing his one-time fixer, Donald Trump was held in contempt of court Tuesday after stabbing Michael Cohen to death with a ballpoint pen.
“Given the defendant’s willful and repeated refusal to comply with this court’s instruction not to shank a witness in the throat, I hold Mr. Trump in contempt of court,” said Judge Juan Merchan, responding to Trump’s assertion that he was perfectly within his First Amendment rights to snuff out Cohen’s life using the tip of a cheap Bic pen.
“Though this court exercised leniency when the defendant strangled the witness known as Stormy Daniels with his bare hands, let this be a warning to the offending party that any further murders will not be tolerated. Defendant Donald Trump is hereby ordered to pay a fine of $1,000 for each day he continues to use an office writing implement to mutilate the late Mr. Cohen before finally leaving him for the vultures.”
At press time, Judge Merchan claimed failure to comply with the contempt ruling — which bars Trump from desecrating the corpse of his former lawyer with whatever office supplies he has on hand during the trial — could result in probation.
“Though this court exercised leniency when the defendant strangled the witness known as Stormy Daniels with his bare hands, let this be a warning to the offending party that any further murders will not be tolerated. Defendant Donald Trump is hereby ordered to pay a fine of $1,000 for each day he continues to use an office writing implement to mutilate the late Mr. Cohen before finally leaving him for the vultures.”
At press time, Judge Merchan claimed failure to comply with the contempt ruling — which bars Trump from desecrating the corpse of his former lawyer with whatever office supplies he has on hand during the trial — could result in probation.
26 comments:
A great man who is not afraid of taking on the corrupt establishment. I will vote for Trump because we need a man who will stand up to the world leaders and not bend over to their demands like Biden.
The city of Alamo here in the RGV is looking for artist to paint murals in their downtown stores, for free and show their skills. Here we give anybody 300,000 dollars to paint dilapidated downtown buildings, instead of fixing potholes, flooding, traffic lights and other important city infrastructure.
WHAT A DIFFERECNE HAVING MONEY TO THROW AWAY MAKES!!!
VOTE EVERYBODY OUT SPECIALLY THOSE TWO NEW ONES TRAIDORES...
My fave Mexican gal has a stash of sexy gear saved up. We’ll start off at a bar and somewhere in the conversation she’ll rub my rod and then gives me a look of come over a screw me with all you got. Or she’ll send a topless pic from the ladies room. Anyway, she’s fun and we’ll continue the lingerie show till late. Hopefully a swinger club to wear her new lingerie soon. What’s your fave pic?
merci beaucopus, senor Montoya
"A great man who is not afraid of taking on the corrupt establishment." You keep telling yourself this. BTW Biden is a fucker too!
Here in America we get to pick the fucker we want.
45=1864
Trump lost the 20/20 election. He knew and knows this but yet he urged those mentally ill people to go storm the peaceful transition of the presidency. He made us look like a 3rd world country.
There is something mentally wrong with Trump. I also think that there is something mentally wrong with the die hard "I am voting for Trump" supporters.
If Trump weren't leading the Republican Party I would have considered voting Republican. Right now I am even considering voting for the Kennedy dude.
A vote for Trump is like volunteering to drink arsenic. 🍸 To each their own...Cheers!🍻🍾🥂
You all are terrified of President Trump.
His actions at the courthouse will win him all the racist republican votes, no doubt I too or three will vote for this imbecilic. The local Gods here have to take notice of his actions as some other freakos might do the same here.
a new crime penmanship murder, punishable by don't know yet tooo new.
I hope the Cheeto goes to prison, NVV like Erasmo Castro, the little boy loving guy!
(Trump because we need a man who will stand up to the world leaders and not bend over to their demands like Biden.)
That fatass likes bending over to putin. Bet you would too, if you had the chance, huh?
Eldelasprietas.
TRUMP SYNDROME LIVES ON IN THE DEMOCRATS MIND AND IN THEIR MASTERS LIFE
Taken on corrupt establishments? He's the most corrupt and disrespectful person ever. God protects us from him again, if Trump did what he did on January 6th 2021, one can only imagine what could happen at the end of his second term.
Bye
Bye
Busted
How sad this county is so brainwashed to not see how President Trump was the best President if recent times. Obama started all this racist stuff and he is still running the show. Biden and his family are the worst there is. Corrupt, drug addicts, pedophiles and demented. That's why we here too are the most corrupt county..ah but you love Brandon.. what a joke. We will never change. All or most of our leaders are rats...democrats..and people are happy. Eating tacos, smoking weed and having sex...ola nice life paid by us who work. Chingos de food stamps, almost free housing and medicaid. Nice life. Why worry be happy.
SAVE AMERICA BUT FROM TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock his orange ass up.
TRUMP AND DIDDY IN THE SAME CELL. THERE WOULD BE A LOT OF SCREECHING LIKE A PIG.
Trumputo will be president but for the prisoners union at lavenworth ks. FACT.
Trump the best president? After knowing that he lost the 2020 election, heinstigated his followers to attack the nation Capitol, first president in the history of the United States of America to refused a peaceful transfer of power. Got caught cheating on Georgia's elections "find me 11k votes " thank goodness it was recorded otherwise he would say it's a witchhunt as usual. Refused to served in the armed forces not one but three times while his fellow Americans were being killed in Vietnam. Praised and continues to praise a ruthless dictator, Vladimir Putin going as far as to say that Putin can do anything he wants with any NATO country. We all got a choice this November and I know that president Biden has made mistakes but without any doubt whatsoever I will vote once again for him.
KAGAN...man-hating Lesbian...won’t be victorious! Hale TRUMP!
His military training kicked in, what a hero!!!
He lost his other weapon a machine gun so he used the newer version a machine pen...
You must think TRUMP 24/7...because you fear the truth.
Trump el Pedorro.
Y CARA DE PEDO, you smell it for a second and disappears, this pedo stays and stays and won't go away.
April 26, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sweetheart, Trump is the one on trail because of the truth.
A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A GRINGO GONE BAD hahahahaha!
Lock him up, Karma is a bitch. Just like Trump and disgraced general Flynn chanted for Hillary Clinton "Lock her up". Now it's his turn. LOCK HIM UP.
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