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“In the wake of recent IDF operations in Rafah, we will no longer serve as arms supplier to Israel without first removing the serial numbers from rocket artillery,” Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin reportedly told the Joint Chiefs of Staff, explaining that after assessing the situation, he and President Biden had agreed to pause shipments of high-payload munitions until the military could erase all evidence that they came from the United States.
“We cannot in good conscience continue to enable a military campaign targeting innocent civilians in Gaza unless we’ve covered all our tracks. Tell your men and women that we have secured nearly 6 tons of steel wool that they are to use to sand down any identifying markers on missiles, ammunition, and tanks so we can confidently feign ignorance when the U.N. or the International Criminal Court comes around asking a bunch of questions.
Be sure to scrape the little U.S. flags off the side, too — in fact, if there’s time, cover it with France’s or something. Then hit them all with a shammy to remove any fingerprints.”
At press time, reports confirmed the armaments had arrived in Israel with no return address marked on the crates.
5 comments:
If the Hamas cowards that you idolize didn't hide behind children, there wouldn't be many children killed. When are you going to condemnn the October 7, 2023 attack by Hamas, Montoya? Can't have it both ways unless you hate jews.
Blow the Fuck out of the Palestinian terrorist. Flatten Gaza.
Blame the deaths of civilians on the Obama and Biden administrations that released billions of Iranian frozen assets to be used in terrorists attacks throughout the world. It's not bombs that's killing people but bad decisions by our U.S. presidents.
butt abbot el mamon de trumputo va pidir ese tipo de bombas para el rio
Free Palestine, divesting from genocidal weaponry is the bare minimum.
Slowly built floating ramps and air drops are not the same as funding a colony for war, surveillance and financial interests.
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