La Cebolla
“It is with a heavy heart that I share today the news of an accidental fire that has reduced to ash the millions of baseball statistics we have collected over more than a century,” said MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, explaining that all players and teams, past and present, had been stripped of their titles and records, none of which could be independently verified without the lost data.
“These were unfortunately the only copies of many of these stats that we had, meaning there is no hope of recovering the historic slugging percentages, earned run averages, or win-loss records of your favorite teams and players. Sadly, we no longer have any idea who has the most career home runs or no-hitters, and any theory as to why Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, or Pedro Martinez were so highly regarded is now squarely in the domain of speculation.”
At press time, Manfred paid tribute to the brave souls who lost their lives attempting to save the stats for the 1964 Houston Colt 45's.
6 comments:
Its good news for the real players now the real records will be recorded, how can Erasmo Cacaguate be the home run kingpin if the never played balls (baseballthatis)??
Why hadn't the scanned the papers?
You Dolts, the key words are “La Cebolla’ aka “The Onion” aka SATIRE.
GOOGLE it…
who cares nobody plays ball anymore.
did the astros win today?
who is babe ruth? nobody since there is nothing that will prove who he was.
records are wide open and from now on no record can be broken why cause there are NONE!!!
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