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“What? I honestly can’t hear you right now because someone’s trying to murder me and I’ve been shot in my ear—again!” the former president replied when asked by ABC’s Linsey Davis about his shifting stance on reproductive rights, later pointing to his ear and moaning loudly when invited to explain why voters should support him in 2024 given his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.
“Ouch, ouch, this really hurts! You seriously expect me to talk about the four different criminal cases against me when I’m up here bleeding because of an attempt on my life? You should spend less time asking about Project 2025 and more time finding the guy who definitely just shot me. Wait, there he goes! I’ll go after him!”
At press time, reports confirmed moderator David Muir had been shot and killed by Secret Service agents tasked with protecting Trump.
19 comments:
No nude photos on the wife today, been awhile. She's 59 and still doesn’t find the diabetic pump or glucose monitor sexy and thinks people will find them ugly and ruin the pics. But she's a good lay.
This is both stupid and funny. Trump sucks!
Se volteo la tortilla. It's over for the Orange Blob.
Trump is a terrible candidate for the President of the USA. People should be ashamed of themselves if they vote for Trump. The USA is a country for leaders, for a statesman, a thinker, a diplomat, a serious person.
the perfect example of the rich and amous of this country.
Lo dejo papinando. Viejo loco. He is coo coo.
At approximately 8:46 a.m. on a clear Tuesday morning, an American Airlines Boeing 767 loaded with 20,000 gallons of jet fuel crashes into the north tower of the World Trade Center in New York City. The impact left a gaping, burning hole near the 80th floor of the 110-story skyscraper, instantly killing hundreds of people and trapping hundreds more in higher floors.
and here we are reading about an idiota's ear.
9/11 Attack On America!!!
Juan it dont matter trump will win once again chuy
DonOld got spanked!
Unhinged, incoherent,dismal, embarrassing— just a few adjectives to describe Trumps behavior at last nights debate. This guy is a joke. Total nutcase. His ranting and raving made him sound like such a bitch. Harris was at least civilized and handled herself with poise. Especially when she had that “ cuckoo for cocoa puffs” character screaming next to her all night long. Hey Trumpers, your moronic leader had a meltdown on national TV. All that lady Harris had to do was push his buttons and he unraveled and threw a tantrum right before our eyes. Of course the MAGA world will deny it and make excuses as usual, but it was clear as day. Last night Trump was just being the quintessential jerk/ prick , he’s always been.
I say Donald Trump has no doubt eaten cats and dogs.......FAT MOFO eats everything he gets his hands on, except Melania. ja ja ja
y 9-11 que? OOh eran puros gringos okkkk...
Wow. What an ass-whooping. Trump will be licking his wounds for weeks to come. Bien madreado. Immigrants eating pets? Is that all you got? Same old attacks and lies that only MAGA cultists swallow. Stick a fork in him, he’s done.
Busco Trabajo:...Soy jornalero experto en instalacion de ventanas y renovacion de casas. Acabo de salir de la carcel despues de 20 anos, pero todo ese pinche juicio fue un hoax!!! Voy a ganarle al diablo y para eso, pues necesito jale y lana. Por el amor de Dios, quien me respalda? Dejar su email aqui.
Kamala literally kicked that fatass, last night.
Tin Tan, Cantinflas and Jerry Lewis all together will not come close to trmuputo's PENDEJADAS....
Democrats are the rats of this country! Let me fill you in on history since the rats like to bring it up for their political agenda. Democrats created the KKK, started the hand outs to the free loaders and initiated all this liberal bullshit that we have to put up with on a daily basis.
...and Trump loves the KKK.
September 11, 2024 at 5:07 PM
GO TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE IDIOTA!!
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