Wednesday, November 27, 2024

FOR EVERYONE TRAVELING THIS THANKSGIVING, BE SAFE

 


North of the Rio Grand and through King Ranch
To Little Sis' house we go;
The Ford knows the way where we're headed to stay
through the traffic, the rain, and even snow.

Past la KineƱa, Sarita and through,
to our sister's canton away!
We would not stop until we reach Bastrop
for it's Guajolote Day.

Over the Nueces, Refugio and through 
oh, how the zorillos (DPS) know!
They wait on the roads and in the rest parks
as through Corpitos we go.

Over past Mathis, Victoria, and through
and straight through the Bastrop gate,
The traffic makes us go extremely slow,
And it's getting hard to wait!

Over the farm roads, construction, and through 
When Sister and all  see us come,
She will turn around and tell one and all,
Tamales for young and old."

Over San Wilmas, New Braunfels, and through
now Maria's crib I can spy!
Ole for the fun! Is the pavo done?
Ya saquen el pumpkin pie!

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

But do know that turkey will make you sleepy. Don't die for nothing.

Anonymous said...

Trump's crazy tariffs to raise the price of Corona and Modelo, the latter America's favorite beer. Brownsville to suffer markedly.

Anonymous said...

Excellent writeup. Best blog in town. By far.

JOSE CAQUEL said...

Right when we thought we had the answer, the universe changes the question.

ROY H. said...

Trump to outlaw taquerias in continental U.S.

Anonymous said...

Bomb threats aimed at Trump cabinet appointees. Maybe there is a sector of society that believes the election was rigged.

Anonymous said...

On Trump's tariff threats to Mexico - LMAO!!! GM and Ford will love that also cars and trucks will be priced out of existence. Mexico has China as a growing customer for its farm products and will not skip a beat if US goes ahead with its stupidity. Do it, Orange Blob!!!

Anonymous said...

This deportation issue is just a ploy to get elected! You don't have to be an expert to to see that his way of doing this is impossible. Yesterday I was at Sams club and observed that more than 90% of shoppers were people of color! I can still remember that over 80% were White some 40 years ago. This tells me that the demographics in our country has drastically change. If our next President wants to make America a White only Nation again then there would only be a few white people left and doesn't make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Die for stuffing.

Anonymous said...

The haters who have said "foreign workers are taking our unskilled jobs"... well, here are your jobs back, now work them lol

EL GAJO said...

There is no God, only the vast expanse of a cold and cruel universe. Religion is dogma, not science.

Anonymous said...

That's a corny poem, but you're corny, Juan, so......

Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving Day Juanito.

Anonymous said...

Yep

Anonymous said...

Yep

Anonymous said...

Bastrop is racist. Your sister must be living in Hell.

Anonymous said...

Trump falsely claiming that one phone call to Mexican president was all it took
essentially close the border. In reality, Mexico was already keeping human
caravans from reaching the border. Mexico doesn’t want to close the border but build bridges and continue constructive dialogue. The US has a drug
consumption problem. Stop addiction and you stop the problem.

Anonymous said...

Good luck to the lot of you Americans
I give up. Many are blaming mainstream media but the reality is that well over half of the country has zero morals, zero values, zero integrity and a healthy dose of xenophobia mixed with ignorance. That is factually what the US just showed to the world.

Anonymous said...

Republicans don't vote for what can be done for them, they vote for what they think will be done to others.

Anonymous said...

The U.S. will be “shooting itself in the foot” imposing a 25 percent tariff on goods coming from Mexico including parts and whole vehicles for American automakers, Mexico’s finance minister says.

Anonymous said...

TRAVEL TO EL WALMART ONLY, EVERYTIME I GO THERE I SPEND 40 BUCKS, I RATHER GO SE MY EX. I SPEND LESS

Anonymous said...

lookin' for piernas

Anonymous said...

Agriculture jobs, construction jobs and restaurant jobs. Benefits and high salaries. Also you get a free tan, build strong arms and legs and you help America be Great again.

Anonymous said...

The Problem is the international law and the Congress Law of accepting refuges that claim asylum. That is the real problem.

Anonymous said...

Time for MAGA to tell trump to bring General Motors and Ford back to the country. We want high salaries and jobs for Americans. The rest of us, we go to the movies and have fun.

Anonymous said...

White people have noticed the change.

Anonymous said...

Que estamos pendejos. I get it.

Anonymous said...

it wasn't the mexican presidenta it was trumputo's secretaria a meskin coco...

Anonymous said...

IMMIGRATION JOBS ARE FOR WHITES ONLY! NO OTHER RACE NEED NOT APPLY. FACT VAMONOS PA MEJICO CABRONES....

Anonymous said...

pantaleta country - mejico!

Anonymous said...

Drink American beer.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! That just means more possums roaming the streets.

Anonymous said...

So where did you come from?

Anonymous said...

HARD TIME FACING REALITY? TRUMP WON BY HUGE NUMBERS. TIMES ARE CHANGING FOR THE BETTER.

Anonymous said...

tu mama tambien le gusta el corny estupido

Anonymous said...

fat immigration officer who can he catch? the wind?

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