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ARLINGTON,TX. – With security checkpoints having been set up near every exit, Dallas Cowboys fans will reportedly be stopped and asked to sign nondisclosure agreements (NDA) Sunday before leaving AT&T Stadium.
“By signing this document, you are agreeing that you will never discuss the details of what happened 
on that field today with anyone outside of the venue,” said a legal representative for the Cowboys, adding that none of the tens of thousands of fans in attendance would be allowed to exit the premises unless they accepted the terms of the rigid confidentiality clause, agreeing never to mention the words “awful,” “embarrassing,” “loss,” or “Dak Prescott” during the offseason and in perpetuity thereafter.
“The results of this game are privileged information that can never get out to the general public without doing great harm to owners, players, and – frankly – you people, who have chosen to be fans of such a humiliating football team. So it’s for your benefit as well as ours that no one knows what happened here today. If any results of that pathetic display you just witnessed leak to the general public, rest assured you will all be held financially liable for any sports bloopers that may result.”
At press time, the Federal Communications Commission had been served with an injunction to blur out the scores of televised Cowboys games for the remainder of the season.
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Area Code 956 is located in Texas. It covers 35 cities, including Laredo, Brownsville, Mcallen, Edinburg, and Mission. It also covers 8 counties, including Hidalgo County, Cameron County, Webb County, Starr County, and Willacy County.
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The Cowboys are as worthless as the Cheeto Donald Trump!
Cowboys keep sucking. Don't waste your time on these losers
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Cowboys fans: Our PENDEJOS.
Cornpone QB Eli Manning (NY Giants) up for the Hall of Fame. What a joke! That goober sucked the big one for years.
Our bad politicians are differentiating us. For Trump, it begins with the color of your skin. fact.
Fuck that. I've got better things to do.
Blacks have nothing of value. Move along.
Cowboys? In my Ford's rear-view mirror.
Cowboys eat shit.
Cowboys, who cared? 1969, I'm 19 and in vietnam.. friends never came home, I did, home wasn't there.. the music and the memories, the friends that I never saw again, I never forgot..football? Who cared????
Time for Jerry, to sell the Cowboys to an owner who will run the organization right, get results, and make fans happy and proud. Jerry, hasn't been able to do that in almost 30 years! Time to go! Aside from that I dislike him for always blocking other Texas cities from getting another NFL team. Greedy bastard!
I can empathize with you. Football wasn't part of the field you were playing on. All we can do is look ahead and even though everything looks desolate their are times when we find an oasis of tranquility. Much love and care.
Move texas stadium to el valle and watch the new owners become billionaires, oops muskies won't let it happen there can only be one billionaire en el valle. Rio Grande Valley will become a thingy of the pass the new name SPACE-X!! gracias elected officials del valle
Professional sports is rigged. We keep seeing the KC Chiefs get
preferential calls consistently. I don't have a favorite team. I do
enjoy watching highlights. The same occurs in the NBA. Questionable technical fouls or non-calls have ruined the game.
Boxing may be the most rigged of all. Then we have the steroid
situation. Remember Lance Armstrong? Cheaters everywhere.
Waste of time and money on that team. As long as Jerry Jones, owns it they will suck.
new team in texas the anonymous-boys
The team belongs to Jerry Jones. He can do with it what he wants or doesn't want. Live with it.
Yo ni gratis voy a ver esos vatos.
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