Thursday, December 19, 2024

MAGA "PATRIOTS": CELEBRATE TRUMP'S WIN. BUY A GUN.

(Ed.'s Note: We're not making this up. Apparently, the election of Donald Trump is cause for celebration and merits the purchase of a semi-automatic assault rifle, according to the pitch below. If you are a real patriot – and gullible enough – you will plunk down $2,997 for this baby, when one can obtain one for around $500. Unbelievable.)

Special to El Rrun-Rrun

Patriots,
They said it couldn't be done.
The deep state. The media. The entire establishment.

But Trump just pulled off the greatest comeback in American history. And we're commemorating his victory in TRUE Trump fashion: By creating the most exclusive collector's rifle ever made.
Each MAGA Patriot AR-15 is: 
✓ Precision-engineered to TRUMP TOUGH presidential standards
✓ Hand-built by master American craftsmen
✓ Sub-MOA accurate and combat-grade durable with a lifetime warranty
✓ A unique, cerakote, commemorative work of art!

But here's the historic part:
On January 6th, when Congress certifies Trump's victory, we're PERMANENTLY ending production.
No more MAGA-Patriot AR-15s will ever be made.

Think about it: You're not just getting the finest AR-15 ever crafted...
You're securing a piece of American history. A symbol of the day America roared back.
When your grandkids ask about the greatest political comeback ever...
You'll have more than a story. You'll have the rifle that celebrated it. 

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

buy a gun and go to school....

Anonymous said...

JUAN, TE PICO EL PAN!!! ….. DESGRACIADO

Anonymous said...

It’s starting. Government shutdown on the horizon compliments of orange
Jesus. The do-nothing Congress at its finest. The spending gap bill includes
a raise for Congress. Reap the fruits of MAGA stupidity.

Anonymous said...

They say Greg Abbott got pissed when they told him Hispanics were the dominant population in Texas. He began his Border Invasion fear son after.

Anonymous said...

If it is a Daniel Defense, it’s worth ever cent. Yes Moron Montoya, a really CHEAP piece of shit AR can be had for about five or six hundred dollars. Quality depends on the manufacturer you stupid fuck!

Anonymous said...

Juan, conoci a mi esposa cuando se la estaban cogiendo en el estacionamiento de The Resaca Club en el viejo Fort Brown. Era amigo el vato y me la paso. Todo bueno.

Anonymous said...

Whitey gets it in the end.

Anonymous said...

Eso!!! Los meros amigo si son amigos.

Anonymous said...

Fani Willis was disqualified from prosecuting Trump in Georgia. Another negroe goes down in disgrace.

Anonymous said...

DITTO!

Anonymous said...

¡¡¡Envidiosas!!!

Anonymous said...

The disgraceful one is Trump. Cheeto is above the law and that doesn't bother you? FUCK YOU!!!

Anonymous said...

Trump's merchandising again?
Bibles? Now guns?
This is insane!

LOU RAWLS said...

Whitey above the law.

Anonymous said...

The only negroe is your sheltered asshole!!! ja ja ja

Anonymous said...

Good memories of Resaca Club!!! Friday/Saturday nights & chasing pussy.......

Anonymous said...

My tìa is supposed to be taking me to México I can’t wait¡

Anonymous said...

Juan, Linda Ronstadt had a great pussy back in the day but have you seen her lately - wow y wow y guaw. . .

Otto Rodriguez said...

Look at me.

Anonymous said...

You wanna deport us? My dad is one of these hard workers. Has a degree in accounting from Mexico, but does physical jobs in the US. The brother never stops. He's a fucking machine. No "I need three 15-minute breaks per shift" Anglo could replace him. That's a fact!!!

Anonymous said...

Vayan a la Taqueria Benny en contra esquina del colegio tamaulipas en Reynosa estan muy buenos, de guisados y carne asada con mezquite

Anonymous said...

Come and take my AR faggot demorats

Anonymous said...

el pan de tu mama jotingo pinche vieja apestosa igual que su hijo pendejo en December 19, 2024 at 5:57 AM y a la noche le pico el mero pano jotinga y jotingo

Anonymous said...

December 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
tu mama es la vieja corriente del valle igual que su hijo mamon y jotingo. par de mariconas pinche pidiche anda y mama mas a la ciudad y te dan mas culo maricon...

Anonymous said...

DITTO tu culo jotingo pidiche

Anonymous said...

y el pidiche pidiendo pinche mamas a todos en la ciudad para que te den dinero pinche mamon pidiche.

Anonymous said...

DITTO

Anonymous said...

Maybe you haven't learned that the majority of the people in all the valley counties voted for Trump. Don't be a racist negroe.

Anonymous said...

Nobody’s coming for your POS weapon fool. Too many Rambo movies and
video games doesn’t make you a killer. Make sure to remove the front sight
from your firearm. That way when they disarm you and stick it up your ass,
it won’t hurt as much. 🖕🏽

Anonymous said...

What's in the 1,500 page spending bill? Nothing but Pork hidden within all those pages. Our government politicians need to show the citizens of this country where their tax dollars are being spent. Let's stop the greed and corruption! If we need a government shut down so be it. There is always pain before the healing!

Anonymous said...

Dominant? Hispanics only know how to make babies. They have yet to learn how to raise them. As for intelligence, well we're still behind the white population. .

Anonymous said...

It also applies to Joe Biden and his son Hunter.

Anonymous said...

...and you still look like when Linda was young. She is the only one who has aged. Tu no.

Anonymous said...

Si ay voy esperame

Anonymous said...

Full Battle Rattle.

Anonymous said...

It’s Chinese-made. Just like the Bibles and MAGA caps. Coming to a
school near you.

Anonymous said...

FUCK your wetback dad...

Anonymous said...

pinches gringos they said gum pendejos not guns idiotas

Anonymous said...

6:16. We know you read all 1,500 pages of the bill. You’re just talking out of your ass.

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