Friday, February 21, 2025

BY THE NUMBERS: HEY, CUT MUSK OFF THE GOVERNMENT TEAT

La Cebolla

Elon Musk, the leader of DOGE, claims the organization’s sweeping cuts have already saved the government $55 billion. La Cebolla examines the key facts and figures behind the Department Of Government Efficiency.

20,000: Free lunch sandwiches confiscated from schoolchildren’s mouths mid-bite

17: Cancer research breakthroughs successfully averted

45: Minutes per meeting spent looking at videos on Elon Musk’s phone

83: FAA employees left between you and a Boeing 747 crashing into your house

10%: Group discount on department fake ID order

13,000: Federal employees laid off via meme

500: Nut taps distributed

253: Number of scorned public servants currently writing manifestos

8: Times Elon Musk has tried to explain why the agency name is funny to Trump

6 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Will you ever tire from the whining? It could be bad for your lungs.1. Free lunch sandwiches confiscated from schoolchildren’s mouths. Don’t their parents still receive welfare and Food Stamps? Why can't the mother make the sandwich?
2. Cancer research has been going on for over 250 years. And no cure? BS. There is probably a cure for cancer but its not cost effective to release the treatment to the public. Waste of money to continue any additional research.
3. Less than 400 FFA employees were let go from 45,000. Where is the fire? Democrats "grasping at straws"

Moe's Car Wash & Loan said...

DOGE is corrupted. Fact.

Anonymous said...

HORSE AND BUGGY and help the enviroment

Anonymous said...

So now finding corruption is corrupt? Again, democrats are poor losers.

Anonymous said...

ALL IS FAKE even the evening news on all tv channels. fake fake and more fake...Your wife was also fakin....ayyyy les nut go there.....

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