Friday, March 7, 2025

MR. BEN'S PANADERIA JUMPS TO PAN DULCE RESCUE!

(Ed.'s Note: After a massive water main break flooded the area near the intersection of  Madison and 9th streets, intrepid workers at Ben's Bakery jumped into action and rescued margaritas, empanadas, conchas, molletes, and roscas preferred by their regular customers. It's selfless actions like this that rekindles our faith in our fellow men.) 

20 comments:

Hal ApeƱo said...

Selfless??? Get real. Men and women will fight like perros/perras for food!!!

Anonymous said...

the rescue was orchestra by the local fire department an got what they wanted, todo el pan dulce AND FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Anonymous said...

Business never takes a day off. That's what this is about. Plus, the water DID NOT reach that freakin' high, Juan!!!

Anonymous said...

What - do they keep the Pan on the floor in that bakery? Ay, mira, se mojaron los molletes. Y ay no!!! No, por Dios, no!!! - Las pobres conchas!!!

Anonymous said...

Contractors are stupid. I hope he go fined for his stupidity.

JOE LOL said...

Is that a basement bakery? Doesn't look like a little water on the street would sink that doughy enterprise. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Anonymous said...

March 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
mamasela joto if you don't like it get the hell outta here pendejo

Anonymous said...

Agree. They themselves, selves, only cared about the bread they needed and wanted TO SELL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

PAN DULCE MOJADO sent it back to mesco ICE is comin' correle correle pinche pandulce mojado!!!

Anonymous said...

May God damn you and your entire fucking family, asshole!!!

Anonymous said...

My diabetes ! Ayuda me.

Anonymous said...

at 10:28 AM
don't matter as long as your mama is here in bed with ME, hijito traime el pan dulce, "Y HAS ME UN CAFE PINCHE ESTUPIDO".

Anonymous said...

at 10:28 AM
MARICON

Anonymous said...

The chic that works there is rude AF. Fuck that bakery.

Anonymous said...

If you went in there asking, "Hey, how much for that concha between your legs?" I don't blame her.

Anonymous said...

at 10:28 AM
MUST BE A PINCHE MOJADO CALL ICE HAVE ESTE IDIOTA AND HIS WHOLE SNAP AND WELFARE FAMILIA BACK TO MESCO PINCHES MOJADAS PIDICHES Y MAMONES

Anonymous said...

at 10:28 AM
PIDICHES MOJADOS

Anonymous said...

ESTA BUENOTA Y SE PARESE A FRANKENSTEIN? COMO SE LLAMA?

Anonymous said...

at 10:28 AM
YOU'LL BE FINE TAKE A COUPLE OF TABLE SPOONS OF SUGAR WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND WHEN YOU GO TO BED AND DO IT EVERY DAY, but be sure your insurance is paid up very important...

Anonymous said...

ICE will lead all the charro days parades, fully armed and ready for action. Mojados stay home but in your country of origin mesco!!!

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