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“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference, adding that commercial fishing would now be permitted in all glass-enclosed fish tanks, coastal mammal habitats, and interactive tide pools at the more than 150 aquariums across the United States, regardless of whether spectators were currently enjoying them or not. “
How can Democrats stand by and watch hardworking fishermen suffer when the Monterey Bay Aquarium has an entire kelp forest filled with sharks, jellyfish, and an absolutely enormous sunfish just sitting there, going to waste. That’s why I’ve decided to waive the entrance fees nationwide and open every exhibit to fishing, even the ones with penguins, dolphins, and otters.”
At press time, Trump announced an additional executive order allowing commercial seafood vessels to fish in exotic pet stores, home aquariums, and private backyard koi ponds.
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You know what's scary is that the only thing keeping this administration from being more destructive is their own incompetence/idiocy.
Trump y Televisa, el negocio electoral
Es claro el negocio electoral para el presidente republicano Donald Trump, que ve en el liderazgo mediático de TelevisaUnivision un aliado en Estados Unidos, donde la comunidad latina viene tomando relevancia.
Trump’s a habitual liar. It’s extremely concerning how someone could lie so much with no feelings or consequences. Liars lie and that’s what this administration is full of.
soon we'll be fishing in the north and south pole, gracias racist republicans...
there's no fish food plates in el salvador only tortillas de harina so get used to eatin them...
10:57 It's not a lie, if you believe it. - George Costanza
Is that were you are from?
Demorats are fucking idiots. Sooo easy to troll, lol!
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