VATICAN CITY—Angrily stomping on his vestments and throwing his zucchetto on the ground, Cardinal Pietro Parolin told reporters Friday that being passed over for pope meant he had devoted his life to God for absolutely nothing.
“Five goddamn decades of faith, dedication, and service in the name of our Lord and Savior, and this is the thanks I get?” said the 70-year-old Veteran Vatican diplomat, adding that he would have spent his life mired in sin if he knew it was going to end with Cardinal Robert Prevost being elected the 267th Pope of the Catholic Church.
“Seriously. I spent 56 years living a moral, humble, and charitable life to get snubbed by some catty Cardinals at their stupid little Conclave. I took a vow of celibacy for God’s sake! Everyone must think I’m such an idiot.”
A distraught Parolin added that he knew he should have listened to his gut, never joined the seminary, and devoted his life to Islam instead.
8 comments:
A sorer loser, should have never volunteer to be a priest. Yes, you are an idiot!
No Jesus No Peace
Know Jesus Know Peace
It is what it is!
And, that is WHY he was not choicen - Now, imagine if he had been!
Catholicism is a CULT...yes you did waste a lot of your life!
I worked in a hospital for 25 years, the night shift. I never became a surgeon but I am not pissed off. I thank the Lord that he placed me in that environment. I got to meet quite a few nurses and it was great. ER and ICU nurses were the best at making love (screwing). After a hard 12 hour shift at the hospital, they were tired, but the adrenalin was still flowing. After a quick shower they were ready and as Marvin Gaye would say, Let's get it on. Thank you God. I was never pissed off.
It is not a cult. Babosa!
Now, you need the blue pill dirty old man. Fuck off! Nobody gives a dick about your escapades.
Go see a doctor. You have mental health issues.
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