"An Open Letter to the president"
From: Tommy Lee, Drummer of Mötley Crüe,
To: Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference – more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats...
In India a week ago, I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking India – a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3,000 years old, give or take.! Trust me – Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” – only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman – a former friend, no less – of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU – the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat – yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted – with evident fucking glee – to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR ("F*****d Up Beyond All Recognition). You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” – only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman – a former friend, no less – of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU – the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat – yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted – with evident fucking glee – to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable – or even marginally civil – to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence (Now Vance) , you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
9 comments:
Amen, Tommy!
My partner is 25F, a natural blonde, about 5’7” with a sexy curvy figure and a sweet angelic face. The only thing deceitful about her face is that you’d never guess what a sex crazy maniac she is from her doe-like hazel eyes, but that’s a story for another day. Despite having an above average appetite for fucking, she hasn’t really tried much stuff beyond the vanilla, and so I had the pleasure of helping her discover some of her kinks. Before she met me, she had never had anything inside her ass.
Juan, he mentions Pence (former Veep) and not Vance. This must be a 4-year-old letter. Got news???
Comments from a crack head mean little to any normal individual. Tjhis leave democrats out.
The Fuck You Mr. President is current in the letter
YOU GOT THIs CRUE! (Fist image here) Trump is a one big orangutang eating KFC fo' sure.
A person that shows what he thinks of humanity. Wants to corrupt others with his filthy mind. Say NO to this post.
Tommy was notoriously stoned all the time. Can you say for certain, that he wasn't stoned when he wrote this?
That guy is a fucking drug addict, Montoya. Come on !
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