Brownsville mural at Elizondo's Second-Hand Store in downtown Browntown showing Elon with a shiner.
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“Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said an anonymous source close to the embattled tech mogul, adding that Musk’s staunch refusal to engage in self-reflection or address his many off-putting personal tics had so far estranged him from the White House, his business partners, his neighbors, the mothers of his children, the children themselves, interviewers, investors, restaurant waitstaff, and all others who had directly interacted with him in any manner for any length of time.
“These acquaintances are making every effort to distance themselves from Elon, whom they have come to see as a liability and a hindrance to their goals. Even those who have only briefly dealt with him over social media say they no longer wish to be associated. It’s obviously a bad look to have blown up every last one of his interpersonal connections, but knowing Elon, that’ll only make him dig in his heels and make things even worse.”
The source added that while the acrimony between Musk and everyone he had ever met was likely irreversible, the falling out had only strengthened his relationship with ketamine.
11 comments:
Fue Melania.
This is one beautiful smoke screen to keep morons from their constant interference with the tariffs and immigration.
Demorats are to stupid to realize they are being set up.
Trump fucked Elon big time! What makes you, a MAGgot, think he is not fucking you as well?
Don't come out with that "you can't face that he won" gibberish. We all know that Elon bought the election for him.
(Bought the election) for him!!! My my my, your packing that cannon with just the primer. No powder and no round. Just the primer, when you fire it’s just a pop and a plum of 💨 at the end of the barrel..
Let’s circle back to that over 1.5 billion Kamala ran to the ground and mind you she PAID EVERYONE To TALK TO HER. Little over a 100 days of the JOY campaign. Your boy Gilbert was on national tv clapping and then the walk of shame as he stepped down. Everyone shocked 😳 but but but…
Word has come to us that DP/M, aka Eduardo Paz Martinez, has gone to the big newspaper in the sky. The cause of his passing is said to be the cause of struggling to pass a two pound turd at his 84 years of age.
He is survived by his caregivers, snuggles, his cat and countless soiled diapers scattered throughout the McAllen area.
Instead of flowers, he would have wanted for us to start a fund for all food servers that he stole tips from .
No doubt, he is looking up regretting all the wrong he did to Jim Barton. RIP carbon…and see you soon mano….
No, he's still very much alive. You can find him active on FB.
Trump is still fucking with your eyes wide open. Now bend over and say, "Thank you Sir. May I have another? Please."
Martin Sakis brother
Whaaaaat?? 😔 I’m sad… your mad at Trump or the dud you were producing I exposed and now it’s a fart 💨 in the air. Thank you sir, good day. We shall regroup and better luck next time. Mr. Dud
HILARIOUS, jajaja MartÃn Sarkis got beat up by little brother
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