President Donald Trump’s budget megabill passed in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.”
Funding for something called “The Facility” somewhere in an alligator-infested swamp.
Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American street corner for every American to have a do-it-yourself concentration camp.
Coupon for “buy two get one free” 12-packs of Coca-Cola products or near-beer at the Dollar Tree
A few new mean nicknames for Joe Biden.
A map of California inside a red circle with a cross through it.
A glossy centerfold photo of a hot woman who is about to lose her health insurance. You want some of this Big Boy?
The end of treatment for those currently receiving CPR. Sink or swim.
Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s world-famous moose tracks ice cream recipe, with a healthy dose of back-pedaling.
Moderate cuts to Medicaid compared to what’s coming. Take two aspirins and see if you make it until the morning.
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Yeah yeah yeah,
year ago this month, Democrats were scrambling for their footing. A few months before that, Joe Biden had been awakened from his afternoon nap, handed a script and told to read some words. It took fifteen takes to complete the video. When it was done, TeamAutopen had produced a video challenging Donald Trump to a debate. Bad move. Trump quickly accepted 👍 🇺🇸
July 4, 2024, the DNC was marketing Kamala Harris as the party’s “best bet” to beat Donald Trump. But the left knew that they were stuck with a terrible choice. For four years, Harris had demonstrated a unique ability to murder the English language. The Queen of Word Salads. Harris had been picked for VP because she was a “person of color” and because she was a woman. She was distinctly unqualified for the “warm bucket of spit” that is the vice presidency and by default she was entirely unqualified for the presidency. Her team managed to tap one of the worst VP picks in American history. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz was supposed to win over the male vote with his modern version of manhood. Instead the DNC got a jazz-handing, stolen valor beta who turned into a liability.. Thank you democrats 🤣 😂 🇺🇸🫡
Happy Independence Day!!
On July 4, 1776, our Founding Fathers adopted the Declaration of Independence, and history forever changed. What was once a small collection of colonies began its journey to becoming the great nation we know and love today.
As we celebrate Independence Day with our family and friends, it's important to reflect on the founding principles that make the United States of America the greatest nation in the world. Let us never forget how fortunate we are to live in a place that offers innumerable liberties and opportunities to pursue the American dream.
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This holiday weekend, let us take a moment to pause and remember all that has gone into making our country the great nation it has become.
Happy Independence Day!
DON’T TREAD ON ME:
"Don't Tread on Me" is a historical motto and flag associated with the American Revolution and the Gadsden flag. It is a symbol of liberty, independence, and a warning against government overreach. The phrase is famously paired with a coiled rattlesnake, often depicted as a symbol of American resilience and resistance.
Hey Montoya, keep chingando con Trump and ICE gonna denaturalise your Aztec ass and send you back to Panochitlan.
All excuses, America was ready for the leader that was in touch with their feelings, emotions and ideas: America first, White power, Republican Power. Even the Democrats wanted the Republicans to be in power to make the necessary changes.
Well said but the truth is that America is not ready for a woman president. Women have no value in the world nor in the USA. It is time to tell our daughters to marry young, to learn to cook and to conform to their husband's rule. I have two daughters and I am teaching them to be feminine, to marry young and to put up with all the shenanigans of their husbands. Republicans want their women back in the kitchen and raising babies for the government to become stronger.
8:13 PM
Good grief! Your daughters don't need anybody else to fock them over, they already have you. You might as well show them the video of P Diddy & tell them that that is life and to get used to it. Hey, once in a while you yourself should beat them and top it off by telling them that you are "beating them because you love them."
Good luck to you and may God bless you.
8:13 Pimping out your daughters to the highest bidder. What a lunatic. How
does whoring out your daughters make America stronger?
Ma’am all due respect, sounds like you’re raising productive young citizens. Hopefully 🤞 they don’t turn out like Katy Perry (feminist nut job) and watch Orlando Bloom her husband walk away.
Quit with the republicans (Bull shit) please. I can assure (we all) want a better America 🇺🇸
The greatest country on earth 🌎 U.S. and we are the Lone Star State (Texas) have a great day neighbor. 😊
Panochitlan is what every man that fucked your mother called her.
Well the Aztecs did pass on there daughters, when the Spaniards showed up
That quote by Sinclair Lewis is one of the lies we were told according to this Chicago Tribune editorial...
https://www.chicagotribune.com/2017/04/28/the-lies-we-were-told-about-who-would-silence-free-speech/
Also RFK Jr. Disagrees
https://youtube.com/shorts/fQj_sZ6IYtU?feature=shared
They sure did and what happened to them? Se los chingarron. Bien y bonito
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