President Donald Trump’s budget megabill passed in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.”
Funding for something called “The Facility” somewhere in an alligator-infested swamp.
Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American street corner for every American to have a do-it-yourself concentration camp.
Coupon for “buy two get one free” 12-packs of Coca-Cola products or near-beer at the Dollar Tree
A few new mean nicknames for Joe Biden.
A map of California inside a red circle with a cross through it.
A glossy centerfold photo of a hot woman who is about to lose her health insurance. You want some of this Big Boy?
The end of treatment for those currently receiving CPR. Sink or swim.
Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s world-famous moose tracks ice cream recipe, with a healthy dose of back-pedaling.
Moderate cuts to Medicaid compared to what’s coming. Take two aspirins and see if you make it until the morning.
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year ago this month, Democrats were scrambling for their footing. A few months before that, Joe Biden had been awakened from his afternoon nap, handed a script and told to read some words. It took fifteen takes to complete the video. When it was done, TeamAutopen had produced a video challenging Donald Trump to a debate. Bad move. Trump quickly accepted 👍 🇺🇸
July 4, 2024, the DNC was marketing Kamala Harris as the party’s “best bet” to beat Donald Trump. But the left knew that they were stuck with a terrible choice. For four years, Harris had demonstrated a unique ability to murder the English language. The Queen of Word Salads. Harris had been picked for VP because she was a “person of color” and because she was a woman. She was distinctly unqualified for the “warm bucket of spit” that is the vice presidency and by default she was entirely unqualified for the presidency. Her team managed to tap one of the worst VP picks in American history. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz was supposed to win over the male vote with his modern version of manhood. Instead the DNC got a jazz-handing, stolen valor beta who turned into a liability.. Thank you democrats 🤣 😂 🇺🇸🫡
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