Politics always amazes me is how parties worry about what happens in Washington when their corruption in their own back yard and no one says anything about it.
O great bloated shaman of the golf cart empire — your ankles burst like capitalist tumors stuffed into cracked patent-leather clown shoes!
The swamp didn’t drain — it relocated to your legs. You hobble through the FIFA fanfare, dragging your democracy behind you like a malfunctioning catheter, a presidential piss sack sloshing with empire runoff.
America, behold your swollen demi-god! With feet like overfilled pastry bags and loafers gaping like the mouths of rust belt voters who still believe this was all a plan.
Oh swollen avatar of fast food and vengeance, veins throbbing in rhythm with Rupert Murdoch’s ticker — you wear the state like compression socks!
ICE raids in the bloodstream, IRS data pumped like Kool-Aid into deportation dragnets, and here you are — knees locked, ankles distended, a Roman senator in diabetic distress, fighting gravity, fighting truth, fighting the flesh.
God bless the bloated republic! God bless the White House urinalysis! God bless the empty Gatorade bottle beneath the Resolute Desk!
Republicans are good. Democrats are bad. All things that are wrong are done by Democrats. Only Republicans support the country. (It is better to be with the Republicans than against them, but the King has no clothes; he is naked).
I'm sure every world leader and celebrity is on that list, which is the reason it is not being released. If it were average Joe's we'd be locked up already. If you are poor in America Justice doesn't exist.
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Politics always amazes me is how parties worry about what happens in Washington when their corruption in their own back yard and no one says anything about it.
We learned about the coach at Rivera. What happened to that sob?
O great bloated shaman of the golf cart empire —
your ankles burst like capitalist tumors
stuffed into cracked patent-leather clown shoes!
The swamp didn’t drain — it relocated to your legs.
You hobble through the FIFA fanfare,
dragging your democracy behind you like a malfunctioning catheter,
a presidential piss sack sloshing with empire runoff.
America, behold your swollen demi-god!
With feet like overfilled pastry bags and
loafers gaping like the mouths of rust belt voters
who still believe this was all a plan.
Oh swollen avatar of fast food and vengeance,
veins throbbing in rhythm with Rupert Murdoch’s ticker —
you wear the state like compression socks!
ICE raids in the bloodstream,
IRS data pumped like Kool-Aid into deportation dragnets,
and here you are —
knees locked, ankles distended,
a Roman senator in diabetic distress,
fighting gravity,
fighting truth,
fighting the flesh.
God bless the bloated republic!
God bless the White House urinalysis!
God bless the empty Gatorade bottle beneath the Resolute Desk!
Republicans are good. Democrats are bad. All things that are wrong are done by Democrats. Only Republicans support the country. (It is better to be with the Republicans than against them, but the King has no clothes; he is naked).
I'm sure every world leader and celebrity is on that list, which is the reason it is not being released. If it were average Joe's we'd be locked up already. If you are poor in America Justice doesn't exist.
We need a visit from the DOGE group.
Exactly! But its okay, because they're democrats!
If, I'm not mistaken? It was the Left media and democrats that leaked there was some kind of list?
7:11. Wrong, it came out of
Pam Bondi’s mouth. Selective amnesia on your part.
9:04 PM
"Republicans are good." Bitch todos toditos son hijos de la chingada. Take care of you heart because sooner than later it will be broken.
Just because Melania is with Trump it doesn't mean that the Stormy ordeal didn't break her heart.
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