La Cebolla
President Donald Trump has claimed that crime is “out of control” in the nation’s capital and beyond. La Cebolla fact checks these claims.
Claim: D.C. has endured a record amount of robberies.
Partially true: Some places in Georgetown sell a cup of coffee for $9.
Claim: Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles are crime-ridden cesspools.
False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools.
Claim: The National Guard is being deployed to crack down on crime.
False: The National Guard is being deployed to give him an erection.
Claim: Just last week, a high-ranking politician was shot in the head at a D.C. theater.
False: Trump is mixing up last week with April 14, 1865 (Lincoln).
Claim: Violent foreigners traveled to D.C. to savagely beat Americans.
False: The UFC fight on the White House South Lawn isn’t until next year.
Claim: Basically anything.
False: “False” continues to be a very safe assumption to make.
6 comments:
We are your rulers now. You will bow down before us.
Blacks can't govern themselves. Even many Democrats support Trump's actions on crime in DC. If Trump tells people not to eat dog shit, Montoya will be eating dog shit the next day.
Thank you president trump.
He shud of called the national guard on Jan 6
Trump should tell whites they can't hand harvest fruits and vegetables, if you believe in magic? Only 2% of Whites can do manual labor now. . .after slavery they've totally lost their ability to physically do manual labor. All they can do now is destroy things and do mass killings. Slavery really messed them up.
In Mike Rowe's show, Dirty Jobs, you rarely saw blacks doing those jobs. It was mostly whites and hispanics. But when it comes to rape and murder, they are right on top. Jasmine Crockett couldn't pick her own watermelons.
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