Friday, August 15, 2025

PUTIN MEETS TRUMP TODAY FOR "BOYS TRIP 2025" IN ALASKA


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WASHINGTON — Hoping his meeting today in Anchorage with Russian President Vladimir Putin will bring a much-needed change of pace, an Epstein-scandal exhausted President Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that a fun getaway with a murderous dictator is just what he’s been needing. 

“It’s been a pretty busy year, so it’ll be great to take a little summer trip where I can kick back and relax with a fellow killer,” said Trump, who added that he’s looking forward to enjoying Alaska’s majestic scenery and wildlife alongside another leader with an incalculable quantity of blood on his hands.

“We can just be ourselves and have a nice talk, homicidal tyrant to homicidal tyrant. Bukele couldn’t make it because he’s too busy installing himself as dictator for life, but I bet we could get Bibi on the phone. Erdoğan and Orbán too. Oh, and maybe that guy in Cambodia. These are people who get it, you know? 

"We can hang out and shoot the shit about killing with total impunity. It’s a beautiful thing.” 

Trump ended the press briefing by showing off the matching “Boys Trip 2025” T-shirts made for him and Putin to wear when they meet up.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Putin will eat Trump’s lunch. This war was supposed to end after he won the election. He should focus on ending the genocide and famine in Gaza.
Incompetence at the highest level. Just to be fair, BOTH
parties have been complicit in
the atrocities committed by the IDF for decades.

Anonymous said...


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An unscrupulous Russian man has lured a confused septuagenarian to Alaska in an apparent elder scam, concerned associates of the old man reported on Thursday.

According to those associates, the Russian has posed as a friend of his geriatric mark in order to take advantage of him in the remote, icy setting.

“This poor, addled codger isn’t playing with a full deck and hasn’t for some time,” one associate said. “We’re afraid that the Russian will trick him into signing something away.”

The situation is particularly troubling, the associate said, because “he’s a feeble old man who likes to wander around on top of buildings, and the Russian likes pushing people off them.”

Anonymous said...

The Palestinian people brought it upon themselves. So why should Trump be responsible for ending the genocide and famine in Gaza. Isn’t that the problem of Hamas? War brings death and many times famine. It is what it is. May be you should go out there and help the Palestinians instead of just talking shit.

Anonymous said...

Elaine maxwell will provide the girls for.the meeting

Anonymous said...

4:49 Your ignorance of the situation in Gaza is evident. When you make uniformed comments, you demonstrate your lack of understanding. Anyone that read your post knows that you are a mentally challenged oaf. You should contemplate suicide before you contaminate the gene pool.

Anonymous said...

Even FOX news is saying that Trump got steamrolled by Putin. Trump rolled out the red carpet and clapped when Putin walked off the plane. The
optics are embarrassing for the world to witness. The post-meeting dinner was canceled. Putin calling all the shots. Nothing was achieved except for
Putin taking a photo with Trump to show the world who is really in charge.

Anonymous said...

Red Alert!
Gene pool has been contaminated.

Anonymous said...

By the way you phrase things it appears as if Putin behaved like Melania.

Anonymous said...

Democrats claim to hate Putin. So why didn't dead brain Biden provide Ukraine with the weapons they needed especially missiles that could hit Moscow. All BS from Democrats. So it appears that Russia was calling the shots during Biden administration.

Anonymous said...

6:57. Blame Biden. Distract from the embarrassing facts.
Biden is gone. Trump promised results. Instead, we get a shitshow. Putin played him like a fiddle and beat him like a dusty rug.

Anonymous said...

It was reported that Putin's finger smells like shit and Trump was limping from a sprained ankle.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I do help by donating crypto currency, telling the US government there's going to be a reckoning, and talking about it. Define war, this is not a war? This is a genocide and ethnic cleansing done by Europeans with names like Sabi, Jabi, and Manny. These Israeli Jews are as bad as the Blacks when it comes to names. Dude, you go to Palestine, I'll wait fer ya here?

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