As Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations ramp up across the country, so has misinformation. La Cebolla dispels common myths surrounding ICE raids.
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.
FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
MYTH: ICE raids do nothing to reduce crime.
FACT: A fruit vendor who sold mangoes that weren’t quite ripe is now off the streets.
MYTH: ICE agents are required to identify themselves.
FACT: Most ICE agents are preverbal.
MYTH: My grandmother was deported to El Salvador.
FACT: No one really knows where she was deported to.
MYTH: ICE is violating people’s constitutional rights.
FACT: The U.S. Constitution doesn’t apply in Uganda.
MYTH: ICE exists to protect Americans.
FACT: They’re right behind us, aren’t they?
“Democrats can whine and slander our agents all they like, but the stats don’t lie: Homicides committed by kindergartners are at all-time lows,” said ICE spokesperson Kristina Boyer, who noted that the 0.0% rate of homicides perpetrated by 5-year-olds applied to first-, second-, and third-degree murders.
“These 40-pound criminals may look small, but they’re strong and mean. Now, thanks to our hardworking ICE agents and their zip ties, our streets are safer than ever.”
At press time, a follow-up report found that the statistic extended to toddlers and babies as well.
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Thank you ICE! Cleaning up my country.
Careful Juan,
A college professor with suspected links to Antifa — and who believes Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are Nazis — was arrested in Chicago late last month after he allegedly brought a loaded gun to an anti-ICE protest.
Elias Cepeda, who is listed as a faculty member in the English department at Northeastern Illinois University, was collared on Sept. 26 with a loaded gun and multiple rounds of ammunition on him amid President Trump’s Operation Midway Blitz crackdown in the Windy City.
Elias Cepeda allegedly brought a loaded gun to an anti-ICE protest in Chicago just days after a sniper killed multiple people at an ICE facility in Dallas.
Elias Cepeda / LinkedIn
Se ven bien machos
Pero le sacan
Y son rapidos para ponerte cargos
CAREFUL TPUSA
Chsrlie died so we could shit post racist memes. Charlie said if children get killed by guns it's worth having the second amendment. . .same goes for ICE agents who get shot or am I wrong? Who knows, hope the kids are ok and fuck ICE?
"Fuck those kids"
-ICE
Ooh 😮, your one of those idiots pulled a screenshot and forgot the rest of video. Don’t look at me , look at the teachers and many others let go from thei position. 😂 settle down cupcake.
AUDIENCE QUESTION: How's it going, Charlie? I'm Austin. I just had a question related to Second Amendment rights. We saw the shooting that happened recently and a lot of people are upset. But, I'm seeing people argue for the other side that they want to take our Second Amendment rights away. How do we convince them that it's important to have the right to defend ourselves and all that good stuff?
CHARLIE KIRK: Yeah, it's a great question. Thank you. So, I'm a big Second Amendment fan but I think most politicians are cowards when it comes to defending why we have a Second Amendment. This is why I would not be a good politician, or maybe I would, I don't know, because I actually speak my mind.
The Second Amendment is not about hunting. I love hunting. The Second Amendment is not even about personal defense. That is important. The Second Amendment is there, God forbid, so that you can defend yourself against a tyrannical government. And if that talk scares you — "wow, that's radical, Charlie, I don't know about that" — well then, you have not really read any of the literature of our Founding Fathers. Number two, you've not read any 20th-century history. You're just living in Narnia. By the way, if you're actually living in Narnia, you would be wiser than wherever you're living, because C.S. Lewis was really smart. So I don't know what alternative universe you're living in. You just don't want to face reality that governments tend to get tyrannical and that if people need an ability to protect themselves and their communities and their families.
Now, we must also be real. We must be honest with the population. Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty. Driving comes with a price. 50,000, 50,000, 50,000 people die on the road every year. That's a price. You get rid of driving, you'd have 50,000 less auto fatalities. But we have decided that the benefit of driving — speed, accessibility, mobility, having products, services — is worth the cost of 50,000 people dying on the road. So we need to be very clear that you're not going to get gun deaths to zero. It will not happen. You could significantly reduce them through having more fathers in the home, by having more armed guards in front of schools. We should have a honest and clear reductionist view of gun violence, but we should not have a utopian one.
You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It's drivel. But I am, I, I — I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe.
So then, how do you reduce? Very simple. People say, oh, Charlie, how do you stop school shootings? I don't know. How did we stop shootings at baseball games? Because we have armed guards outside of baseball games. That's why. How did we stop all the shootings at airports? We have armed guards outside of airports. How do we stop all the shootings at banks? We have armed guards outside of banks. How did we stop all the shootings at gun shows? Notice there's not a lot of mass shootings at gun shows, there's all these guns. Because everyone's armed. If our money and our sporting events and our airplanes have armed guards, why don't our children?
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Ice deserves a raise. Did you see the zip tied kid being rolled off on a cart. Hilarious 🤣
From Factually.com “Charlie Kirk said children killed in school shootings had to be sacrificed to save the 2nd amendment is not directly supported or contradicted by most of the sources analyzed. However, some sources suggest that Charlie Kirk believed some gun deaths were a necessary cost for the protection of the Second Amendment, as evidenced by a quote from Kirk saying "It’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment" This quote implies that Kirk was willing to accept some level of gun-related violence as a trade-off for preserving the Second Amendment, but it does not specifically mention children killed in school shootings.
Le sacan a que? A los montoneros? Si no le gusta la ley de los Estados Unidos regrésese. No necesitamos mas pendejos!
My neighbors kept me up at nights on the weekend. Somehow they got ICE’d and it is no longer noisy. People in Brownsville have been on their best behavior lately. Nobody wants to be noticed by any law enforcement, lol.
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