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STOCKHOLM—In an effort to honor the groundbreaking work of bringing fast relief to millions suffering post-meal heartburn and indigestion, the prestigious Nobel Prize in Medicine was awarded Monday to the over-the-counter chewable antacid Tums.
“What Tums has achieved was long thought impossible: a fruit-flavored tablet capable of quickly neutralizing acid reflux even after a person has eaten dozens of jalapeño poppers,” said Olle Kämpe, chair of the Nobel Prize Committee for Physiology or Medicine, adding that the panel was particularly impressed by the scientific rigor behind Tums’ catchy jingle and its pioneering development of colorful little miracle tablets.
Tums edged out Donald Trump, whose foreign policy blunders has led to countless unnecessary deaths and famine in Gaza. "Trump has proven that the way to a man's heart isn't through his heartburn and hunger," said the chair of the committee.
“How often have we been unduly punished by our own bodies for having one too many chili dogs? How many generations have accepted that bloating is the inevitable price of enjoying a greasy bacon double cheeseburger? Tums allows our children to grow up in a world where they can house two dozen Buffalo wings without the consequence of an upset stomach.”
At press time, Tums had also been awarded the James Beard Award for Excellence in Tropical Flavoring.
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Donald J. Trump will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, which he rightfully deserves. No president has done as much to make our country better, even though he has faced ongoing opposition from the new communist party, which used to be the democratic party.
If he doesn't get the prize, it will show that Obama's Nobel prize was awarded to prove that he was black. Blacks don't understand the concept of merit. Only entitlement.
Trump is pathetic
So say the communist .
This is only the opinion of a communist.
Nobel Peace Prize for Trump. 67
If Trump wins the Nobel Peace Prize he can demand that the Nobel Committee take the Nobel Peace Prize from Obama and Trump can get TWO awards.. Great leader of the world, ender of Wars, lover of children, admired by men, and Protector of the White Race.
Communist and Socialist. The vile terminology of the MAGA cult. Dispersing tax dollars to farmers due to a failed tariff policy is classic Socialism. Authoritarian tendencies such as suppressing political dissidents and "enemies of the State" are classic Communist ideals. These traits fit the
MAGA leader and his disciples like a glove. MAGAs that live in glass houses,
should not throw stones.
Both of you sound like retards. Pinches mongolos
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