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CHICAGO — Struggling to explain the recent development during a polite conversation at her neighbor’s house, local woman Sarah Walker reportedly tried Tuesday to find a nonpolitical way to explain that her cleaner had been deported.
“Maria will no longer be coming by to tidy up on Wednesdays because of everything going on right now,” Walker said about the woman who was seized by masked men without a warrant, detained in an overcrowded cell, and sent to El Salvador despite being from Mexico.
“She’s relocating, which a lot of people are doing these days. It’s too bad that it happened totally out of the blue, but now Maria is with people who share her culture, or close enough. She’s also a little closer to her family, if she can find them. This has all been very inconvenient for me, especially since I have a 30 percent coupon code from the cleaning service that’s about to expire.”
According to reports, Walker then returned home to find that her landscaper had also been deported.
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Juan, at what adult age is the pussy at its optimum?
May God damn Whitey.
Pacto del Gobierno y el Narco? No leo mas! Estos cabrones fifis se la pasan exigiendo seguridad y pendejada y vilipendiando a las Fuerzas Armadas y policias pero ningun dice: haganse a un.lado yo me aviento el tiro, ni siquiera mandan a sus vastagos a servir a la patria , que se chinguen los jodidos dicen.
Juan, do a Freedom of Information Act request and ask City Hall for a list of city employees on Food Stamps. The names will surprise you.
About fentanyl: People who are desperate to numb themselves regardless of consequences will find either a different supplier of opioids or will switch to alcohol. The question is: Why are so many Americans desperate to numb themselves regardless of consequences? A couple of generations ago that was a rarity.
Get rid of the American market and the illegal drug problem will be solved.
FACT: Most users are White people.
TRUMP EPSTEIN IS GUILTY AS HELL!!!! IF HE WASN'T WHY IS HE TRYING SO HARD NOT TO RELEASE THEM....
Donald Trump spent hours with a young woman, according to Emails by Jeffrey Epstein.
Release the files!!!
The New Epstein Emails Look Pretty Bad for Donald Trump
Republicans still have the president's back, although their response has been threadbare. At best.
Walker, "The poor thing must be having the time of her life."
Epstein files, Epstein files. What are the GOP and Trump hiding? Let's reveal the sleazebags. Democrats and Republicans. Why would anyone oppose bringing pedophiles to justice? Trump will pardon himself and everyone else on his side anyway. G. Maxwell should be out soon. Let's watch MAGA circle the wagons to protect and defend the chomos.
They can't hide anything. We already know that he "grabbed them the pussy." Seriously if those files come out what is going to change? His uneducated and ostriches with their heads in his asshole supports will only make excuses for him.
Trump is a menace to women. Melania sold her soul for money.
Mexicans and Blacks have driven the whites to addiction.
Just like you all made excuses about Biden! Sharp as a cue ball. The Russian Collusion never happened.
All parties defend themselves. There is no difference. They're all the same.
Where is your evidence? Now that Trump and the Republicans opened the government you bring up the files again. Just another smoke screen to hide the fact that it was the Republicans that opened the government which democrats so strongly opposed.
Hey frank, let’s do a quick fact check on you as an obama worshipper… all racism aside, yes the whites are the most at everything. Did you ever wonder why? Because whites make up the majority of the population in North America. Now if you want to talk percentages, that is a different story
12:48 PM The Russian Collusion happened. The same way OJ Simpson killed Nicole Brown the Russian Collusion happened. Just shut TF up.
The narrative is controlled by the Republicans. They say what they want you to believe. (American workers are not good. Fat and Sick people are not welcomed in America. etc) I am waiting for (No dogs allowed here, only Pretty people are Americans, every home has to display an American Flag and a Trump Flag, etc)
OJ did do it and some other 🗑️ you all shoukd know is that the Secret service killed JFK. Also for you all 90s music fans Kurt did not kill himself. It was Courtney who was his wife and obsessed with him but she couldn’t control his drug habits .
And also, fuck Mr. Iambic pentameter diego writing ✍️ all his comments as “poetry”. I just skip over them because I am sure everyone else on these interwebs would like to be talked to, not talked at.
Oh Walker, boo hoo! Now, you have to do house work which is what you're supposed to be doing, lazy bitch! The only reason that you're upset is because now you'll have to do it or really pay an American to do the same job that Maria did? Which means more money out of your pocket! You don't care about Maria, pendeja! She was just a crutch of your way of living. Now, you'll have to pay someone a very decent wage along with taxes to get the job done! Maybe Walker, you should have helped Maria get papers to be here legally? Oh wait, that means more money out of your pocket for getting the job done! Bye Maria!
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