Native American History
Overheard at a grocery store by someone waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her was a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.
Man: "I didn't want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you're in America now.
You need to speak English."
You need to speak English."
Woman: "Excuse me?"
Man: *very slow* "If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English."
Woman: "Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England."
7 comments:
We need to stop talking. Unless you know the person, you are going to say something nice. Better not, do not speak and MOVE ALONG.
The man should have said, I'm sorry, you should go back to Siberia. There are no native Americans. They came here from the Altai region of Siberia. Europeans conquered her people. Learn how conquests work, Montoya or go back to the make believe land of Aztlan.
Eso! The Navajo Code (language) helped us win WWII by communicating in Navajo our enemies could not decipher our communications. Thanks, Navajo people.
Get the fuck gone, honky!!! You bore me.
And take Cheeto with you. He's an embarrassment.
Look the people of Aztlan gave permission to the Native Americans to be here. So again Mexico saves the world.
I lived in Chicago and let me tell you there were people from all over the world the one language we all understood was ENGLISH wonder what kind of money this person talking on the phone used to pay for there items dollars ?????
The man does not need to say sorry
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