Tuesday, December 9, 2025

SORRY BONGDOGS, BOCA CHICA AIN'T GOING TO BE THE WAY IT WAS

18 comments:

Island Orgasmo said...

Blue Thong & Bra Set 4: A touch of blue on my 49-year-old wife's perfectly tanned body. In contrast with the white spots where the sun hasn't reached her skin. People on the beach haven't seen her completely nude body...but you can here....

Anonymous said...

FRANK GARCIA's ability to comment here so eloquently and precisely is amazing. You see him picking the right words, but he barely makes a pause for it. It’s not an awkward sentence: he has a train of thought and follows it to its conclusion. He is composed, never angry or emotionally irrational. I wish I could comment like FRANK.

JOE LOL said...

Hey, you Izabella, before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not in fact just surrounded by arseholes. That could be your problem. What, btw, do you charge for an "executive" massage?

DIEGO LEE ROT said...

I
have moved
across
this crazy Town

Like a
peregrine
My head
always Down

But
I'm somebody
Some genius,
some Fool
Still, I know
this City's Streets
like I know only a Few are Cool. . .

Chelsea Cline said...

Not judging. Cool song, and accurate. But how high were you all when you made this song Frank?

Eldelasprietas said...

I used to wonder how it was possible that Trump could have won in 2016, and this second time in 2024 given how emotionally toxic and depraved he is. I no longer do.

I actually think he won, for that precise reason. Because he had at least one fucked-up part to mirror the fucked-up parts of millions.

If you are a racist, you found your guy. If you are a misogynist, you found your guy. If all you care about is money, you found your guy. If you have an emotionally armored heart, you found your guy. If you make fun of disabled people, you found your guy. If you hate intelligent people, you found your guy. If you are a rapist, you found your guy. If you like golden showers with Russian sex-workers, you found your guy. If you have not done a stitch of work on your emotional issues, you found your guy. If you are a serial cheater, you found your guy. If you are a perpetual bankrupt, you found your guy. If you don’t pay people for their honest work, you found your guy. If you are a hustler and a conman, you found your guy. If you mock people’s physical appearances, you found your guy. If you long for a toxic Daddy, you found your guy. If you are dissociated and disembodied, you found your guy. If you are unconscionable in all your economic dealings, you found your guy. If you lie day and night, you found your guy. If you have never eaten green vegetables, you found your guy. If you are a white supremacist, you found your guy. If you have a hole in your ego so big that not even the presidency could fill it, you found your guy. If you are a sociopath, and care not one iota about other humans, you found your guy.

Izabella Scorupco said...

Wow francisco, it is nice that you have the ability to complement yourself so eloquently

Anonymous said...

Hey Joe, “jimi hendrix quote here”. Listen asshole. Izabella is a fake name, I am using it because you 7 readers keep stealing my names. Come original PENDEJO

Izabella said...

Hey eldelas asshole… I truly feel sorry for you. The fact that you put so much thought and your BISD “education” into that comment about Trump really shows how stupid you are. I lie for a living and make good money from it. Maybe you should quit singing the barrio blues, and go hustle ESE

Anonymous said...

Boca Chica Beach is never ever going to be the same.

THE ORIGINAL IZABELLA said...

Juan, I'm not going out to eat much anymore. These restaurants in town mock customers, force tipping, throw out shit food and prices go up every damned day for no real reason .... and they wonder why no one goes out anymore.

Is Matamoros the same?

I could use a picha sandwich.

Anonymous said...

I asked this white woman in Harlingen why she voted for Trump again, she said to hurt Black folks and other people of color is why they voted for Trump. But they hurt themselves instead!

NOW THAT'S KARMA

Flying Monkey said...

Eldelasprietas, I agree.

Izabella, you lie and make a good money from it, ok. Is it virtuous or ethical? Like if they said convert or die, I'd become religious but I'd be lying. Do you do weddings at the bridge?

Anonymous said...

Oh well Mr. Original, you stole another one of my user names. How bad ass! My next name will be Fag, so you can call yourself “Original Fag” gtfoh loser!!

Juan Mo Time said...

Donald Trump Just Completed the Most Legally Indefensible and Politically Stupid Act of His Career

It appears we’ve entered the IDGAF period of the president’s second term. He pardoned a Honduran who ran 400 tons of drugs into the USA. Trump is working against America.

FAG said...

Hey monkey nuts 🥜 I lie to keep people like you, eldelas handjobs and FRANK out of jail. Let that sink in.

FAG said...

It is too bad JOE LOL that you have to ask first for rates. I just go to a bar and girls stick their hands down my pants. Idiot!

Anonymous said...

It is Trump MAGA. 😂

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