Thursday, January 1, 2026

DEJA TU, TODAVIA SIGUEN LOS THREE WISE MAGOS

  
DAR, Submitted to Platicas by Alex Moreno

"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa, 
 Not a creature was stirring, caramba que pasa?
Los ninos were all tucked away in their camas
Some in vestidos and some in pijamas,

While mama worked late in her little cocina,
El viejo was down in the corner cantina.
the stockings were hanging con mucho cuidado,
in hope that San Nicolas would feel obligado
To bring all the children both buenos and malos
A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

Then outside in the yard there arose such a grito
That I jump to my feet like a frightened cabrito
I ran to the window and looked afuera,
And who in the world do you think que era?

San Nicolas in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
Came dashing along like a crazy bombero!
And pulling his sleigh instead of venados,
Were eight little burritos approaching volados.

I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre:
"Ay, Pancho! Ay, Pepe! Ay, Cuca! Ay, Beto!
Ay, Chato! Ay, Chopo! Maruca! Y Nieto!"

Then standing erect with his hands on his pecho,
He flew to the top of our very own techo
With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
He struggled to squeeze down our own chimenea.

Then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,
He filled all the medias with lovely regalos,
For none of the ninos had been muy malos.

Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
He turned like a flash and was gone like el viento.
And I heard him exclaim and this is verdad.

"Merry Christmas to all and Feliz Navidad!!!!!!!!"

24 comments:

DIEGO LEE ROT said...

This is Todo Cool
Soy on Vato Loco

Look at me, The Fool
Me dicen El Pinche Coco

Pocho Time!

Ha...Ha...
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Ja...Ja...


Anonymous said...

Super clever, blog man! Feliz Ano Nuevo.

Anonymous said...

Better than most!

Curtis Ramirez said...

Rats fleeing a sinking ship

The writing is on the wall. Donald J Trump kills everything he touches.

Joe Metiendo Mano said...

Bring in the Marines drag Orange Mango Trump straight to jail and turn off the cameras

Anonymous said...

Time to impeach, convict, and in prison the fraudulent gangster in the White House. We are all so sick of this corrupt, racist individual.

The Two-Hump Camel said...

If traitor Trump isn't removed in the next few months because of the Trump/Epstein Files, then America has a serious problem with JUSTICE SYSTEM.

Let's see what comes next, nothing or an arrest.

Dave said...

Republicans have a massive Nazi problem. That and no policies to help Americans, only hatred and catering to billionaires and criminals

Trump’s a pathetic, cowardly PoS. I hope he gets what he deserves.

Anonymous said...

Profound.

Anonymous said...

They're going down and going down like pussies - losing every election lately.

Seeing less and less of those red hats here in town.

Watch them all say they never were MAGA. Fuckers.

Eldelasprietas said...

American lives are in danger with demented Donald Trump as the president. Period.

Lic. Alfredo Berroa Bartlett Salas said...

Trump aways has to steal, he's a thief.

It is very, very sad….having such a criminal for a president ….we are so sorry for America!!!

(- Matamoros comment)

Anonymous said...

Why are MAGA Republicans not standing up to Trump? Simple enough. Most are assuming that Trump will run for a third term and are hoping that they won’t have to run again!

May God damn them.

Jerry Bukkake said...

Every day he commits a new crime. Every day.

Don the CON. . . GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!

Every day is WTF

When he knows he is going down, he will take the country and possibly the world down with him. Insanity.

Anonymous said...

Billionaires that have helped deconstruct democracy should be banned from the states and or prosecuted where appropriate.

Or it will come. . .

Third and Goal. . . said...

As President Piggy's dementia and cognitive decline progress, he will become even more unhinged, his "speeches" will become even more bizarre, the corruption will accelerate and the danger he represents to the world will only get worse.

Facts. . . . . .

Anonymous said...

Hey, Trump - Having a father who descended into madness through senility is NOT “good genetics”.

If Trump is dying, it's not "bad news".

Anonymous said...

Get over it commie. Move on! Your constant whining is getting boring.

Anonymous said...

If you could only read and comprehend the accomplishments of our great president in the last year you would sing a different tune. Sorry that through your ignorance you remain lost!

Anonymous said...

Go Trump! Three years plus four more!!

Anonymous said...

5:13 Please do us all a favor, list those accomplishments. It shouldn't take long.

Anonymous said...

5:13 AM
By all means enlightened us on how President Trump has help the average Joe.

Anonymous said...

The Republicans don't stand up to Trump because they are busy doing their side deals.

Anonymous said...

KKK no match from the Screwworm.

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