Three American troops are dead. Five more are seriously wounded. Operation "Epic Fury" — the U.S.-Israeli assault on Iran launched by the self-proclaimed "Peace President" — is just two days old, and the casualties are already piling up.
And America wants to know: where is Barron Trump?
As the first Gold Star notifications were being delivered to grieving families this weekend, #SendBarron exploded across social media, trending nationwide. The pointed message was impossible to miss — if Donald Trump believes this war is worth American lives, why isn't his own 6-foot-7, 19-year-old son suiting up alongside them?
Into the moment stepped Toby Morton, comedian, former South Park writer, and self-described "Creator of Anti-Fascist Websites." You may remember Morton as the man who presciently nabbed the “TrumpKennedyCenter.org” domain name to create a parody website before the Trump administration even got out of bed.
His latest masterpiece, DraftBarronTrump.com, launched with mock-Trumpian solemnity: "Service is honor. Strength is inherited." It concludes, magnificently, with "Dog Bless Barron."
His latest masterpiece, DraftBarronTrump.com, launched with mock-Trumpian solemnity: "Service is honor. Strength is inherited." It concludes, magnificently, with "Dog Bless Barron."
The site features fake quotes from the Trump men that are only barely more absurd than their real ones.
Here’s a made-up quote from "Donald J. Trump," ”People come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the strongest. Send Barron off to war.’ I’ve always been strong. Very strong. Stronger than anyone expected. Some say the strongest ever. And strength matters. Believe me.”
Other satirical quotes include "Donald Trump Jr." pledging to honor Barron's sacrifice "mainly by talking about it from a safe distance," and “Eric Trump” saying something incoherent about pancakes.
The satire lands because the hypocrisy is so naked. Trump himself collected five Vietnam deferments — four for college, then a miraculous case of bone spurs that somehow resolved itself without surgery or medical records. The Queens podiatrist who signed off on that diagnosis? His daughters later told reporters it was a favor to Trump's father, Fred.
Now, Trump sends other people's children to die in Iran while his own son attends NYU's D.C. campus and reportedly keeps to himself.
To be fair to Barron, the 19-year-old appears to want absolutely nothing to do with any of this. He has no social media presence, avoids cameras, and earlier this year quietly called British emergency services to help save a woman being attacked — genuinely heroic behavior that had nothing to do with his father's wars or his family's brand.
Barron didn't start this conflict. His father did — the same father who couldn't be troubled to serve when it was his turn. The troops dying in this Iran conflict deserved better than a president who spent his youth dodging service and his presidency dodging accountability.
If it takes a satirical website to help point that out, then so be it.
35 comments:
When did Biden or his son serve? Inquiring minds want to know.
Trump admitted in a letter to Congress that he has no fixed plan for actions in Iran. He has given four different reasons for his aggressive actions. His timeline for the engagement is ambiguous. Iran was not an imminent threat to the US. He has yet to address the American people and six servicemen are dead. The draft dodger, bone spurs coward is clueless. Other nuclear nations are free to attack any perceived threat since the US does it. Pandora’s box is opened. The genie is out of the bottle and we have orange Jesus and the spineless GOP to thank.
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Hahahaha 👋😘😘😘😘
He'll be 80 in three months.
Waiting for that Big Beautiful Obituary, I am.
Boys have penis. Juan Montoya has a vagina.
There ain’t no draft you moron. I wonder if you’re really a pendejo or you’re just trying to work up the pendejos around here
Beau Biden, served as a Major in the Delaware Army National Guard, including a 2008-2009 Iraq War deployment as a JAG officer, and was awarded the Bronze St
We ain’t forgetting about the Epstein Files. No matter how much you wag the dog
Operation Epstein Distraction.
Fuck party lines. Right is right, Wrong is wrong.
This war is a fucking disgrace
Mango Trump needs to be impeached and removed immediately!
Elon Musk, Larry Ellison, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and Larry Page, the banking cartels, and energy...lol should pay for this war. We don't have a president, we have a compendium of corporations wanting world dominance. We're probably going to get nuked for this.
And to my racist, bigoted, family and friends, TOLD YOU SO!
Barron is said to be slow.
Who Biden!!!! 😜🤣😂😆😭😘
Beau Biden served in Iraq 2008-2009.
Recent photo of Trump's neck shows he's a Rotten Mango now........ouch.
It's a volunteer military you fucking loser.
You and 200 million other Americans!!!
The World is paying the cost for 2 criminal men (Trump and Israeli Netanyahu) trying to stay in power and out of jail.
Trump is Literally a "Weapon of Mass Destruction"!!! Impeach, Prosecute & Remove Him ASAP!!!!!
Dying for Trump would suck. Even bleeding in combat would be too much to give for that sumbitch.
May God damn him.
This is not about Biden or his son. Sadly, Biden is the past. Ya se acabó.
Trump is the man now. Oh, I forgot he has bone spurs.
Who do you morons have to run our country? Kamal or AOC? You guys have no one. Your party is dead but your'e too indoctrinated and to nstupid to realize the facts.
Biden never ran our country. Long live the Autopen.
Spineless GOP? This crap in Iran could have beed prevented had your peanut butter guy president Carter had stopped it back 47 years ago. Now comes the great Obama who gave Iran a cargo plane full of cash so they could build a great military who is currently using their weapons against our citizens. Spineless are the commies who did nothing that would endanger their jobs. Their main concern is stealing tax payer money.
In this area a stupid woman marries a stupid man. And soon after a stupid kid is born. This new born will live as an idiot and at the age to vote will register as a democrat.
We're here at war because both political parties refused to do anything about a radical regime that has been killing citizens around the world for decades. Iran needed to be stopped. Maybe you would have preferred the regime have a nuclear weapon.
Will Biden be buried with his auto pen?
He looks off. Melania was probably still breastfeeding him when he was 7.
Come to think of it, they all look disabled. Melania can't speak proper English.
Yeah, right Anonymous. Your balls are made of steal. Anonymous you go by Anonymous Pussy.
10:46
Trump will bring the draft back.
This is an old rich man's show of power. "To hell with who dies because they are losers."
For those of you who have not gotten the election results. Biden is gone. He has not been in the White House over a year. Stop your whining. You are crying like a little bitch.
7:38 Stop trying to rewrite history. If you know the history, you wouldn't be making erroneous statements. The US and Great Britain overthrew the democratically elected Iranian leader in the 50's. Installed the Shah of Iran. In 1979 the Iranians took back their country. The money Obama "gave" Iran, was theirs. From frozen assets. FOX news is not a reliable source of information. Trump is a walking crimewave and will be impeached and hopefully tried for his crimes.
She's not here because of her speaking skills but her little mouth is a talent. I'm not paying to watch her move boxes to the White House but I'd pay 100 bucks to watch her bust someone's nut. Trump had fun making Baron, FACT! lol
Fox News is an entertainment channel.
They're melting and panicking.
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