Sunday, March 22, 2026

COMING TO A STRIPES NEAR YOU, VALEROS, TOO



La Cebolla

WASHINGTON—In a promise to address the pain Americans were feeling at the pump as his war with Iran approached its fourth week, President Donald Trump threatened Friday to launch airstrikes against U.S. gas stations if they did not lower their prices. 

“These terrible places must stop overcharging Americans every time they put fuel in their car, or I will have no choice but to unleash a massive bombing campaign against them,” Trump said during a White House press briefing, stating that he had already asked the U.S. Navy to send aircraft carriers to regions where American gas stations operate. 

“Someone told me the price of unleaded gasoline in our country has risen 32 percent in the past month. Can you believe that? So I have instructed our intelligence community to provide me with a list of targets among the QuikTrips, Stripes, Valeros, 7-Elevens, Kum & Go’s, and Casey’s General Stores responsible for this outrageous situation, and if they do not comply immediately, they will face total destruction.” 

The president went on to criticize gas stations for raising prices at a time when the nation was engaged in a major military operation overseas, saying there would be no war profiteering on his watch.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

☕️, oh Juan (I’m chuckling 🀭) Bro I wish you would allow photos. 🏝️ SPI traffic and the all the shit show activity. πŸ§πŸ€”… Ah but YOU already saw the photos on Facebook πŸ™ƒπŸ˜­πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

Theses YN (young niggas) Young FOLKS 🀣πŸ€ͺπŸ˜†πŸ€™.. Have no problem at ⛽️ You got big girls wearing bikinis πŸ‘™, camera πŸŽ₯ setups on show cars/trucks, BURNING FUEL (8 cylinder engines) Roaring up and down the strip. I thought it was TOP FUEL racing.

You democrats are funny 😁 πŸ˜†

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Anonymous said...

8:08. You are a MAGA cultist to the hilt. Trump could shoot your family and you would find something positive in it.

Anonymous said...

The same applies to the communist party!

Anonymous said...

πŸ€— 😘, I’m team America πŸ’―%.

Would you rather see green hair (no ass) in a bikini πŸ‘™. (Communist)!! I don’t think so😘

rita