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NEW BEDFORD, MA—Expressing deep gratitude to find himself surrounded by those so dear to his heart, local crab Dan Herscher told reporters Wednesday that he was just happy to be in a bucket with all his friends.
“Yes, sir, there’s nothing better than hanging out in a plastic bucket and clambering all over a couple dozen of my best buds,” said Herscher, adding that the warm, convivial atmosphere fostered by the bucket was such that he couldn’t help but pull back any comrades attempting to escape over the edge and give them a big, crabby hug.
“Hey, where are you going, pal? Get back in here. This party’s just getting started! Just a perfect afternoon forming a writhing mass with the boys. We never really got together like this out in the ocean, but this bucket has brought us all so much closer. Nowhere else I’d rather be, fellas. Ah, jeez, I just love every last one of you is all. Bucket buddies for life!”
At press time, witnesses reported that Herscher had also hit it off with a gloved hand reaching in to pluck him from the bucket.
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Huevos Con Frijoles, breakfast of Champions, 🙏
In Our Motorhome: We love travelling in our motorhome. We really enjoy camping outdoors in the wilderness where we are completely alone. Sometimes, however, we also drive to nudist sites. We love showing ourselves off, but we also love seeing others naked, especially Black men.
Juan, when taking a leak at home into the toilet bowl, how far deep into the water does the urine stream go?
Fuck fish.
I eat fish only when I feel fishy. Ha ha
I’m a former spy🕵️😂😂😂, I worked in crab 🦀 industry. No not the crabs you eat. The crabs you get from sexually transmitted diseases. I was assigned to the task to sleep with Raunchy/raunchiest Bar whores to get a chance to infiltrate the Shrimpers captain’s boat. El JEFE. Who was smuggling blue crabs and my task was to artificially inseminating my body fluids. But the task failed thes crabs were eating me alive. I couldn’t hack it . I gave up and decided to leave my 🕵️ spying days behind me and post on Juan’s page . 😜😜😂😂😝😆🤣😘😘.
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Tell me something I don't know. . .
Iran will be Trump’s Vietnam. They’ll tell us how we’re winning and exterminating the bad guys by the thousands. Just a walk in the park. We’ll win a few battles but lose the war.
So, if this last for 3 months, that's 100 Billion and for a whole year it's going to cost almost half a trillion? We're gonna nation build too, right?
We're fucking idiots, absolute fucking morons.
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You are making fun of Chelsea 😂😂😝😆🤣
Oh snap, he’s worried about Iran… 🤣🤣
A top prosecutor suggested on Thursday that the total amount of fraud in Minnesota could be $9 billion or more.
According to First Assistant U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson, 14 Medicaid services under audit and deemed "high risk" for fraud have cost the state $18 billion since 2018.
Oh but cbs is now targeting California with a shit load of fraud… but your crying
Hey Idiot at 11:39 am. That is a funny post. However, your 3” dick that is rotting off from VD is not my problem. The last thing I will tell you in this life… it is not a demand just an idea… quit using so many emojis. It takes away from your content.
-Chelss 🖕🏻
Of course a 1-3 billion dollar a day war with no end is more concerning than the papercut (BS fraud) you're talking about. Joe Thompson and his team quit, they have nothing to prosecute, it's a waste of time. Judges have warned them already, they will be disbarred. Trump had a huge meltdown after that, lol.
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